So Much For The Break-Up Rumors
And so much for everything I ate today fully digesting, because it's all about to come pouring out of my ear, nose and mouth holes thanks to this picture of Jon Grosselin and Meth Brows doing a disgustingly horrific act together! This is a cruel act against humanity! Where is a rabid possum with a thirst for meth brows and douche dough when you need one?! We need to call our congressmen about this fuckery.
You know Jon and Methy only posed for Radar to shoot down the rumors that they are no longer bumping titties in between his Ed Hardy satin sheets. Okay, you two twats win. You're still together. We surrender. Now please don't ever do that shit again in public.
If you're feeling masochistic, you can go on over to Radar to see even more pictures. If I were you, I'd consult my physician before, because this shit will make you ill.
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Pleco! your avie is hysterical!
Submitted by jiugirls on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:20pm.
i came here for a sugar daddy who likes to spoil me, a young sex and hot woman.
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Did you also buy a TON of lingerie but no one to wear it for?
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Bottom-feeder.
It is difficult to leave after logining in! !!!Exchange your wife to enjoy the new round of incentives. and the happiness of sex
*********************************** ****i came here for a sugar daddy who likes to spoil me, a young sex and hot woman. i also
created an account CuteNPetite on the Sugar Daddy seeking place
http://www.Sugarloves.Com !!!!!!!!"recently. you may want to check out my hot photos there.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!！
I truly hope Kate is over Jon by now. Nothing worse than holding onto old feelings when you see pictures like this.....
Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the rich and success dating site sugarscupid. co m with profile and blog when looking for dates and fun with hot girls there recently. The blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle.
Bet her daddy's really proud of her now!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Lets count down until Haley is w/ child.......
I give it 3 months
www.pitt-news.blogspot.com
hate this man
www.peoplevents.blogspot.com
http://www.pitt-news.blogspot.com/2009/08/brad-pitt-visits-spain.html
well, i'm off to try to shower/sober up to take my 19yr old fat fuzzball(my cat, people!) to the vet... just her regular checkup, but i gotta seem like i'm responsible!LOL!
good luck, smurf!
good luck, yin!
Mother Superior... hold down the bar!LOL!
see ya, folks!
OT: still not sure which thread this is, but i'm certain i don't care
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"IIIIII... love a parade!" - Clark Griswold/Chevy Chase
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:48am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:40am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:33am.
Or rolling, crawling or walking-on-hands-distance!
Raise a toast to Smurf :D
or, as i like to do... the dog dragging his ass across the carpet to get to work!.. *clinky, clinky*
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Do you remember the advert MK posted about the dog dragging his bits on the floor?
Hilarious!!! We should all get to work like this!
LOL
Mother, My walls are burgundy, my monitor is brown... you owe me a coffe.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:40am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:33am.
Or rolling, crawling or walking-on-hands-distance!
Raise a toast to Smurf :D
or, as i like to do... the dog dragging his ass across the carpet to get to work!.. *clinky, clinky*
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Do you remember the advert MK posted about the dog dragging his bits on the floor?
Hilarious!!! We should all get to work like this!
LOL
jt
oh dear god, it's WAY too early in the morning to be seeing this kind of grossness.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:37am.
Some one asked if they can buy our emergency exit sign.
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It's like going to a hair stylist and ask if you have have one of their sinks.
If I wasn't as polite as I am, I would have offered them our staircase for free and might have thrown in a skirting board, too. They were so surprised when I smiled (with one arched eyebrow) and said no. Sweet Lord!
Submitted by Mother Superior on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:33am.
Or rolling, crawling or walking-on-hands-distance!
Raise a toast to Smurf :D
or, as i like to do... the dog dragging his ass across the carpet to get to work!.. *clinky, clinky*
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"IIIIII... love a parade!" - Clark Griswold/Chevy Chase
Submitted by Bo on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:34am.
Prostitution Whore! I just had to say that!
Well bo, I didn't want to say what kind of business I was going to.. but you had to, didn't you!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Some one asked if they can buy our emergency exit sign.
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Tell them to call me!
I amke those fuckers all the time!
Which one of us Bo?
;)
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Prostitution Whore! I just had to say that!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:29am.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:26am.
walking distance?!... o.k.!... *passes 3 more drinks to smurf*... let's see if it's stumbling distance!LOL!
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Or rolling, crawling or walking-on-hands-distance!
Raise a toast to Smurf :D
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:29am.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:26am.
Ima take double the time.... but i'll get there.
I'll pass on the drinks for now, My walls are still burgundy :S
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:26am.
walking distance?!... o.k.!... *passes 3 more drinks to smurf*... let's see if it's stumbling distance!LOL!
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"IIIIII... love a parade!" - Clark Griswold/Chevy Chase
is walking distance from my house! He is going to give me a part time job, for now, and if he likes me ( I know he will) he will give me full time..
Thank you Mother....
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
smurf!!!!!
Rock on with your bad self! Way to go!
una excelente noticia!
ESE, mmmhmmm, me too.
O/T...don't care either
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:19am.
Hoookers!!!!!!!!! get up, get up getup... I just came from my interview! I start Monday!!!
i don't get around here much these days so, i'm going to assume that you got a new job... *passes shut the smurf up a drink*... just tryin' to make ya late for your first day!LOL!... congrats!
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"IIIIII... love a parade!" - Clark Griswold/Chevy Chase
*showers Smurf and herself in fountain of champus*
WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Congrats, soooo happy for you! You got a jooob!!!
Yay!
*hug*
Hoookers!!!!!!!!! get up, get up getup... I just came from my interview! I start Monday!!!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:13am.
hell, i've never done it!(blind date, that is!heehee!) i think with my social anxiety, my brain would implode if i had to!
OT: not that i actually checked to see which thread this is, but... yeah, i don't care
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"IIIIII... love a parade!" - Clark Griswold/Chevy Chase
Oh sweet Lord! Some people are just....erghhh!
Some one asked if they can buy our emergency exit sign.
No. It's not decoration. It's a freaking sign and we need it, goddamit!
DD it's 2.18pm....time for lunch now :P
I'm working, in case you wonder........
Morning Yang!
A bit nervous really, never been on a blind date!
Lordy how did I make to 40 avoiding this?
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 8:07am.
No chocolate pudding for you today!
:P
LOL @ the blind date comments.
What time is it in London right now?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 7:59am.
MS, people sleeping in my bed=never gonna happen less doing the bump with them.
Is gross.
You must come across a lot of good shows in London, lucky thing. I have seen his pic, is second besties HS BF. He was lovely on the phone sooooo....
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Good luck with that then! It's always good not to set expectations too high....however, no one can forbid us to dream, hehehe.
When I saw Frenchie for the first time, I thought he was top notch and arrogant. So I didn't even expect to be dating him one week after we met at the airport. I had low expectations and am so happy it turned out well...!
Hi guys!!!! My internet connection is spotty (that is, I was trying to piggy back on a neighbor's open connection).
THE TRIP WAS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!!
I knew it was going to be bad...
Ivan shit in his crate two hours into the trip - at "The Thing". He was good the next two days. Dina was good for the first two days, but then yesterday we left from this town Weimer just before Houston and hauled ASS to New Orleans, starting at 7:30am and arriving at about 5:30-6pm. Dina shit TWICE yesterday. I had to stop and clean her crate - and HER - and moved on. When we got to our apt in NOLA, she got a bath.
ETA: I was never mad at the cats, it was just hard to handle. I cried for them every day because I could just see they were afraid. It was hard to shield them from all the truck noise, and that scared the shit out of them. I think they thought after every car ride they were on their way to the vet, then relief when they knew it wasn't that.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 7:41am.
MS, I actually have a blind date today and now I am scared. Damn.
he's the one who should be scared, being blind and all he'll never see ya coming!LOL!
good luck and good fortune cookies, yin!
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"IIIIII... love a parade!" - Clark Griswold/Chevy Chase
MS, people sleeping in my bed=never gonna happen less doing the bump with them.
Is gross.
You must come across a lot of good shows in London, lucky thing. I have seen his pic, is second besties HS BF. He was lovely on the phone sooooo....
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EEG
Make sure he sends you a picture before meeting. Wish you a lovely time!!!
Life in London is gooooood! I've been out a lot, just came from a Tori Amos concert -was awesome!
Been seeing the Brit and Frenchie lately....they are adorable!
FS wants to bring half his family to our flat again when I'm on holidays. Not going to happen, I can't have people sleeping in my bed! No way! Other than that, I don't think I owe him because he's not my partner anymore and part of his family treat me like air, so I give a toss about them....
MS, I actually have a blind date today and now I am scared. Damn.
How is fair London town?
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EEG
I arranged a date for you with my avie dude! and now you don't like him..... :'(
MS, what is that hideous creature in your avi?
DD, how did the animals handle the trip?
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DD Yeah!!! Good to have you back.
Watch a chess match....is better that Propofol.x
Hi Horz! I are back! Four days on the road, finally landed in NOLA last night. God I need some Propofol. Damn. I'm in a new timezone. No one on the left coast is awake yet. BBL
Mouth holes? How many have you got, MK? :)
First you leave your wife and eight kids, then you start dating way below your age group and to top it off you make sure that there are cameras to capture your newfound "happiness". How very classy. No matter how bitchy this Gosselin-woman was, I'm sure this sorry excuse of a man had it coming.
nites girl, the humpty dance is where its at... even though at the tenth grade dance when we didn the humpty two black dudes tagged meh ray and greene! sorry! and im sure the cops were called, just cause i was a cheerleader.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Someone mentioned Jon living off of Kate & her family... WTF? I thought his father is/was a doctor & hers a preacher... There was a story about her father's congregation donating cribs & her ass refusing them b/c they didn't match. Whatever, the whole crew is fucked up. Why have so many kids in the first place. Then sell them?
I don't get why these women are all over him. He isn't hot, plus he has a soon-to-be cunty ex, and a litter of 8. What is attractive about that?
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/11/09
How can this asshoole say he doesn't love the attention when he does stuff like this? He is the real fame whore. Ugh go away! I can't stand him and that skank. I'll give their relationship until right after Christmas when they release their Christmas pictures and she milks him for all the Christmas gifts she can and dump his ass -then start yapping to tv shows, magazines, anyone who will listen. Fucking losers. And funny he's getting a divorce and yet still no job. Lazy son of a bitch just doesn't like working. No wonder Kate bitched. No one wants a man with no job, lazy, and no ambition at all to do anything. Oh right except that Methface who wants his childrens college fund. What does she do again? Live her Jon (who makes a living off his wife) and her Parents?
shandiRW: lol!! damn it!!
Digital Undergound "Humpty Dance" ROFL!! good times.
I'm out...gotta go to the beach IF I wake up early.
Night angel_i!
I leave you all tonight with Roxette's "Joy Ride"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCorJG9mubk&feature=fvst
Much love and peace to all!
Coma Caca!!
Zippedlipsonthecabbagepatch!
And with that I bid you all a hearty farewell!
Nitol;x
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