Ask Penny If She's Knocked Up, Get Shut Down
There's been a womb watch on Penny Cruz for a couple of months now. The rumors going around town (aka the internets) is that one of Javier Bardem's hunky sperm fish got down with one of Penny's ovaries creating a fetus tamale. All parties involved have kept their mouths shut about the subject. Some seem to think that the rumors are false, because she was photographed a couple of days ago smoking away at the Chateau Marmont.
At the premiere of her movie Broken Embraces at the Toronto International Film Festival last night, a reporter decided to ask Penny about the possible situation going on in her lady parts and she wasn't happy about it. According to People, Penny screamed, "That's your question?!" and then busted out of there.
So either: a) Penny does have the BABIES!! but doesn't feel like talking about it with strangers. b) Penny doesn't have the BABIES!! and isn't amused with hos thinking she's chunky in the belly area. c) Penny did have the BABIES!!!, but she doesn't anymore. Sad faces galore.
This is why you simply don't ask a trick if she's pregnant. I mean, whenever I'm sitting on the subway and see a possibly pregnant person standing up, I'm always afraid to offer up my seat. What if she's just fat and shanks me in the throat for assuming she's got a baby in there? Just keep your eyes down!
Here's Penny looking like she wrapped herself in a hospital bed sheet at her big premiere last night.
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Awwww, i hope penny didnt mis-carry. but i guess that wld explain the hospital sheet gown.
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I totally feel the same way. Who was it who once said you should only ask if someone was pregnant if you can actually see a baby coming out of them? Was it on Friends or something?
I'm the same with elderly people - I don't want to ASSUME they're elderly in case I offend them. lol.
From this Dominican bitch:
FUCK YOU WITH YOUR OWN FINGERS PENELEPUSSY CRUZ!
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What if she did have the babies and lost it? This is why im petrified of assuming ppl are preganant.
I lost twins at 14 weeks, and because there were 2 in there and im pretty lanky, you could see a bump already. It took a few weeks for the bump to go away and it was agony with all the random well wishers and seat offerers and "when are you due?"s, I just pretended I was still pregnant and went home home and bawled. If your just fat as far as im concerned, the humilliation is your own fault, but if your bebehs have died?... come on
Don't allude to any pregancy unless some one mentions it themselves or you see the head coming out! This is a good policy to live by.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Yep, it is one sucky question to be asked -- especially if you aren't pregnant!
She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at rich dating site ---" !!! .sugarscupid. c o m" ---- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
I have always thought she was beautiful. Still do. But if she's not preggers and people keep asking her if she is, well, I can see why she could get a little pissy. A while back I was at a outdoor cafe, and I was wearing one of those empire waist tops that make everyone look like a water buffalo, smoking and drinking away. Well, I was having a great time with a few girlfriends and then after about 4 vodkas and 5 marlboros the stupid little waitress came over and asked...."Can I please ask you a question and you won't get offended?" and I said "Sure go ahead" then she said "The bartender wants me to ask if you're pregnant because it's ILLEGAL for the bartender to serve alcohol to a pregnant woman". I almost shit my pants. I stated that "NO, I'm not pregnant and asked at what particular time did it dawn on that asshole to ask me this considering it's against the law for him to serve a preggo". It's funny now and I actually felt bad for her having to ask me that but boy was I pissed off. I'm not even a chunky woman for christs sake. I was more miffed that the jerk waited until I had 4 drinks in me to ask - what a buzz-kill. So I had to have a few more to get over it, haha.
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smurf, it is well worth watching. Scarlett wasn't that bad and it was the first Woody Allen I had enjoyed in a long time.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 9:45am.
smurf, I loved her in Vicky Christina Barcelona. Before I saw that I thought she sucked.
I haven't seen it yet, (mostly because of Scarlett) but when she makes Spanish movies she is a wondefull actress. she gets lost in translation.
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smurf, I loved her in Vicky Christina Barcelona. Before I saw that I thought she sucked.
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Hmmm...wonder if I'm looking at the same pics y'all are...I think she looks very pretty here and I happen to like the dress. Very feminine. And furthermore, why does it matter if she is pregnant??? Geez.
I don't like Penny when she is on English speaking movies, In her First language however she is a fine actress.
did anybody see Antonio Banderas last night on Conan??? He made me laugh, and that accent GOSH is strong, I have been here half the time he has and I don't have such a strong accent.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I think there is nothing funny about miscarriage...
Tomorrow, I will make it my business to somehow work the phrase "tamale fetus" into my conversation.
And I feel sorry for any baby who's getting oxy deprived cuz momma can't bear to go a few minutes without a fix.
Thanks, Dani! You rock.
Congrats, Stan! *mwah*
BY NO MEANS do I condone smoking while pregnant, by the way! I was being sarcastic. I LOVED to smoke, but as soon as I skipped my period I quit.
I also knew a woman who smoked while prgnant and she had to hide like the criminal she was because people would yell at her on the streets(in NYC!) when they saw her doing it. Stupid whore still does cocaine on the weekends with her kids in the house.
Here you go, Hekki.
*warning* She's naked on top
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Congrats on your new little one, Stan!
I don't think Penelope looks pregnant in these pictures, but I never guess right in these matters. I say good for her in not letting the paps delve into her private life.
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Holy shit Michael!!
Is that what people in the train thought of me! That I had a case of the fats? I was eight months and no one in the city subway would give me a seat!! I was so exhausted from commuting that probably contributed to my preclampsia! I almost died from it. Fat girls are wide, preggos protrude! Give up your seat to a preggo!!
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fugly ass dress. looks like a curtain or something.
This is the year 2009 anyone who smokes while pregnant is an ass, we all know the consequences & they arent worth it if you love your fetus & have anything resembling a heart. I am a smoker & when I got knocked up I immediately quit & still had a miscarriage...I am betting if she is smoking then she either was never pregnant or is no longer pregnant..AKA miscarriage. Hopefully, she was never pregnant though.
Oh MK even if she was just a fat bitch I'm sure she wouldn't shank you, she'd just take your seat and play it off.
Maybe she was pregnant and lost it and that's why she got all postal? The reporter hit a sore spot?
@tripitaka
Smoking while being pregnant is not one of the "Europeans are more easy-going"-cases.
Smoking during pregnancy is seen as stupid and dangerous in Europe as much as in the US of A, I'm pretty certain.
Submitted by govt_cheese on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 4:32pm.
My cat has a blankie much like her dress. It washes well in hot water. Not really a fan of hers b/c I can never understand what the hell she's saying.
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That's really funny. It's the first thing I thought when I read that little quote:....and they UNDERSTOOD her?! Amazing!
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Jackie Kennedy smoked while pregnant. Look how those kids turned out!
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Her toga looks comfortable. Sometimes I think she's pretty, and then there are others where I thinks she resembles either a weasel or a duck. That happens especially when she speaks with that annoying way of hers.
So what if she's smoking? These whores don't care if their unborn fetus inhales cig smoke? Did you all see the one of pregnant CZJ smoking? EDIT: I tried to find a link, but the photos have been removed from the interwebz. Hmmmmm.
And if you ask my MIL, she smoked Marlboro reds and drank scotch when she was pregnant and didn't breastfeed and had a new nanny every week and HER kids turned out fine.
Actually, they did, for the most part.
A project Runway reject's project.. a dress made out of bed pads from the local assisted living facility.. chic!
My cat has a blankie much like her dress. It washes well in hot water. Not really a fan of hers b/c I can never understand what the hell she's saying. Sounds like she has some unwarranted self-importance going on as well.
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I just saw a pic of her on some latino website and she is standing at a crosswalk in a tracksuit with a big belly holding her lower back like a 2nd trimester mommy does.
Maybe she's bloated and bleeding.
Someone should go ahead and ask her that question next time. Really. Why don't people ask about menses? It really is just the next logical step...they'll ask about babies, abortions, still-births, paternity, legalities, gender, disease, disability; they'll ask how much babies weigh, how much SHE weighs, what she ate for dinner, what she's planning to eat next week but they never ask about the blood. Or the swelling or the headaches or the nausea or the afterbirth... You could get a bitch to talk a long time about that on the right day.
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...My mother was no doubt puffing on a Marlboro as she squeezed me out and I'm sure the doctor was too...hell, you could get a smoking room in the hospital back then...
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I totally thought this was an article about Dirty Dancing when I read the headline.
She's definitely looking thicker in the waist, I think she is preggars. Though having said that her "beauty" has always kind of astounded me cause I've always found her body kinda thick, topped with the face of a drowned rat. It wouldn't surprise me if she smoked while pregnant, she's European and they are less anal than Americans. She should get over herself though, she can't act and f*@cked Tom Cruise for fame, so answer the question already!
Totally trying to hide the bump, and not happy about her condition.
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My answer is B or C. If C, then she probably decided to get rid for the case of BABIES(!!!) herself.
She just doesn't strike me as the maternal type ** shrugs **
BTW, if Javier wants BABIES(!!!), I'll volunteer to come down with a case for him. I'll even post my private cell # on fb and '1234' password, so he can call me ;)
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she looks like she's breaking wind
wait, what?
Something tells me Javier isn't exactly looking to sire spawn with Penny.
Or at all for that matter, but what do I know.
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The dress is not the best for her. But I can't tell if it is the cut or if she really does have lady lumps in her tum tum.
I know someone who used to smoke here and there when she was preggers
PS: Penelope doesn't look preggers
There's something about her mouth/nose area, it just looks strange to me.
Remember folks, she got some lovin' from TommyGirl's LoveStick!
Ewww
She looks wasted.
Fuckin hideous dress.
She always looks so awkward - never quite sure of how to pose herself.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
She's lookin' mighty beat.
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Bottom-feeder.
Maybe she's just pulling a J.Hud and is going to deny it until the kid pops out?
And Catherine Zeta-Jones has been known to light up while preggers.
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Sooooooooo, she's not over the moon?
Some women continue to smoke while pregnant. Try watching Mad Men, the pregnant women (and everyone else) smoke up a storm. The fetus is wheezing.
"Fetus Tamale" needs to be a new tag, MK.
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