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Is it wrong for a man like him to have sugar baby?? you know it is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services c ome out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship..like !!!.sugarscupid. c o m what will the world be??

Sure, it looks like fun, but that's the way they tenderize him before he becomes tonight's dinner.

Guess not then u bastards..... WAKE UP!!!!

oh well....Evil shoe's story is funny.
My doggie died in 97 and i still miss her every day...was like a sister to me growing up they only one who spoke my language.
Dog on the slide is only on that shit cos its getting a free massage off the bumpy slide. I dunno about you but i never seen a corrigated bumpy slide before. must get one, reckon it does wonders for cellulite management but what the fuck place does a bumpy ass slide have in a kids playground??? I ask you....

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

OLA BITCHES!!!!!!!

anyone there???? Sat morning here and i havent got a hangover!!! Get in!

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 10:15pm.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:44pm.
The boy dog can't get out of the girl-dog until he ejaculates and that swollen balloon/sack deflates. So if you startle 2 dogs having sexy times, they can't separate until boy dog is finished ----> they're literally stuck together.

Don't you think if men knew about it they would get very envious?

Yes! Where do I find a girl dog on Friday night?
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Kardashian Kompound.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 8:44pm.
The boy dog can't get out of the girl-dog until he ejaculates and that swollen balloon/sack deflates. So if you startle 2 dogs having sexy times, they can't separate until boy dog is finished ----> they're literally stuck together.

Don't you think if men knew about it they would get very envious?

Yes! Where do I find a girl dog on Friday night?

nite, shmurfy

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

Saw it Smurfy! La suerte toda para ti manana!!

Coma Caca!!

Me, but I'm saying good nite. hugs everybody.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Hello..anyone around?

Coma Caca!!

Awww... slide puppeh is adorable! Me wanty slide puppeh!!

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@ EvilShoe
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Let me explain it. When a boy-dog wants to have sexy time with a girl-dog, he doesn't want her to run away from him before he's finished, so the nature did something very ingenious to help the horny boy-dog.
When a boy dog gets all exited and puts his erect penis into the girl-dog, there's a balloon/sack at the base of the boy-dog's penis that swells while being inside girl-dog. The boy dog can't get out of the girl-dog until he ejaculates and that swollen balloon/sack deflates. So if you startle 2 dogs having sexy times, they can't separate until boy dog is finished ----> they're literally stuck together.

Don't you think if men knew about it they would get very envious?

LOL@ X-Files moment! Ack!

♥ Threadkilla!
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@C Word, little_rascal:

Cuz I was kinda thinking it already with C Word's story - SO much damaged property. So many weird events...my dog was kinda terminally wild - and all his dog friends too - like the time they dug out (two of them: brains and brawn) and ran to some really old lady's yard (of all places!)and dug up ALL her flowers ack! while she watched, trapped in her house (she wasn't really trapped but how could she know that?). ugh!...

So much money, so much work. So many times I screamed "I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! GET OUT!" I even had a classified ad typed out and pinned to my fridge for three years but I knew I could never, never leave him. Bull in a china shop or not - he was the sweetest sweetie ever and I don't miss any of that time or money now, in the least. LOL!

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what's sad is i COMPLETELY got the image in my mind of her saying that...i've been watching all week and she can't get enough of the ronald/misty CUMMINGS drama...what's worse is that her and JVM play in an endless loop here on cnn and i'll catch myself watching her sometimes twice in one night....
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I KNOW!! I keep assuming something else will come on, but of course it never does, and it's like I'm in a trance...when Joy Behar starts, I may need to check myself into the looney bin!

I have never had a dog. My only dog story is that I was dog sitting my friends two beagles and my friend put a diaper on the girl to prevent pregnancy and well it fell off some how. Sexay times followed and they got stuck together. Freaked me out, I had never heard of or seen dogs get stuck together like that.

It was an X Files moment for me seeing that...

@ angel_i
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My puppy chewed my fancy prescription glasses a month ago.I paid almost $200 for them at my doctor's office. I left them on my bedside table.
The puppy ate the ear-pieces and I just found 2 glass ovals on the floor with some chewed plastic bits attached. :-(

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 7:05pm.
I LOVE Nancy Grace! That helmet hair, endless neck bling, the false, sugar-dripping sympathy..."I KNOW you Ronald, VERY WELL...I KNOW how you feel about your WIFE FAILING the polygraph!!"
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what's sad is i COMPLETELY got the image in my mind of her saying that...i've been watching all week and she can't get enough of the ronald/misty CUMMINGS drama...what's worse is that her and JVM play in an endless loop here on cnn and i'll catch myself watching her sometimes twice in one night....

ok the worst (DISGUSTING STORY AHEAD)...is when i was still in 7th/8th grade and was afraid of tampons and i would come home (usually with a friend of course) to find the dog had discovered the ALWAYS pads in the bathroom and spread it ALL over the house in little chewed up bits....(glad i just have cats at the moment)....

Jazzy!
*wink* Gotcha!

I'll leave you happy peeps, as *crap crap crap* I am 45 minutes late for a very important date!!

Maybe I'll see whose on when I come back in my cups! *hicccccup*

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 5:51pm.
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hey i always draw the line at chewing up flip flops...toothpaste bj's on the other hand....siiigh...off to drink GINORMOUS tumbler of chardonnay and watch that self righteous cunt nancy grace

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I LOVE Nancy Grace! That helmet hair, endless neck bling, the false, sugar-dripping sympathy..."I KNOW you Ronald, VERY WELL...I KNOW how you feel about your WIFE FAILING the polygraph!!"

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 5:51pm.
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hey i always draw the line at chewing up flip flops...toothpaste bj's on the other hand....siiigh...off to drink GINORMOUS tumbler of chardonnay and watch that self righteous cunt nancy grace

MK may have posted this (I've been on a crappy vacation for the past week and haven't been checking dlisted), but if not, check out Seth Green (as Daisy LaHoya) and Joel McHale on an episode of The Soup:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFYlb642vqw

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 6:37pm.

*raises hand*

Um, angry don't mean no sex, right?
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It can mean no sex, but BH is likely not mad at M.E. So, BH will take his frustrations out on M.E.'s yes yes. No tender romance, but M.E. won't mind.

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 6:31pm
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Hahaha...been here, done that. Admittedly, my dog got ahold of a lady shaver when he was a pup (15 yrs ago)....days of looking at poo dotted with pink plastic bits....

Besides the shaver he ate shoes, earrings, linoleum...oh, and he attempted to dig a doggy door through the kitchen wall to the backyard.

He's my special boy. ;)

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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

*raises hand*

Um, angry don't mean no sex, right?

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I can picture my Boston doing that. Except he'd pee on the slide on the way up, and push the kid off when he got to the top.

"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 5:51pm.

BH just called. OMG he is pissed!!!!!!!!!! Koko chewed up his flip flops today.

I EVEN PUT THEM AWAY THIS MORNING!!!
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I guess its angry sex for you tonight then?

Hey C Word: Yeah, my baby was a billy goat beast as a pup, dude. He'd eat ANYTHING. He got to the point - especially on the street - (cuz *I* had gotten to the point where I wouldn't let him sniff ANYTHING) where he'd just literally inhale things whole and make himself hella sick. That was kinda cool tho becuz a few times after he did that he clued in and chose his garbage more carefully...like, no more used tissues (blech!), candy wrappers, string, plastic toys - basically anything I had to pull out of his butt cuz he couldn't poop it right. (yeah, I know. *sigh*)

♥ Threadkilla!
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C word!!!!!!!!!
Wat UP!?!?! You caught me pontificating again! I keep my yap shut most times, but when it comes to the fuzzy paws, I can't shut my yap!

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 6:18pm.

Angel - No it was one of those huge hard platic crates.
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O man - I wish I could send you the one I have right now - it's been sitting there for ages...but it folds up and it's huge. And they don't get as fidgety cuz it's open on all sides.

Like this: http://source-www.petco.com/Assets/product_images/7/715764112448B.jpg

But mine seems way bigger....

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M.E.,
Housebreaking a pup under 6 months is touch and go sometimes....Crate/”Den” training should be the ticket!

The training crate should only be big enough for her to turn around in comfortably. Den-like. If it’s too big, she fart around…Just hang in there! Mastiffs are a gift to the world! (not that I’m biased!!)

Angel,
What is UP with the underwear thing??? EWWWWWWWWWW

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mitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 6:09pm.
I had a husky mix that had an undie fetish too...OY.
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OMG, my pittie had that! He always ate the crotch out if he found them. Perv.
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Admittedly, mine did too. And used tissues.
*takes seat in the support group circle*

(Hello C, angel et al)

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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

Angel - No it was one of those huge hard platic crates.

It's disassembled and in the back of my car now. It was taking up 1/2 the bedroom. LOL

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 6:09pm.
I had a husky mix that had an undie fetish too...OY.
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OMG, my pittie had that! He always ate the crotch out if he found them. Perv.

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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 6:08pm.

No, not crated. Tried that. She would scratch at the door all night and since she sleeps like a FREAK, keep us up all night while changing positions. Even though we had a HUGE crate, I mean, it barely fit through the door, she out grew it.

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They do stop that. You just gotta weather a couple days like that...did you have, like...a cage (for lack of a better desription) ?...it sounds like it's a carrier - like for airplanes...

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Tristram!
I shall call you Tristram! Bingo sweets!

Angel,
RIGHT??? Why doesn't my dog come when I call? Cuz you hit her when she comes! Dumbass.

I had a husky mix that had an undie fetish too...OY.

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No, not crated. Tried that. She would scratch at the door all night and since she sleeps like a FREAK, keep us up all night while changing positions. Even though we had a HUGE crate, I mean, it barely fit through the door, she out grew it.

O Clarisse! Ouchie! Freaking pets! Leave our stuff alone!

And ME - the crate worked wonders for chewing and pooping, man. I only had him (well, all of them) in it for 6 or 7 months every time I went out and after that we never had a problem with him in the house alone.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 6:01pm.
I watched a guy with a Lab puppy that BITCHED that his dog never came when she was called....called called called...when she finally did come back, he hit her. Lesson learned. Lesson, don't come when he calls.
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Dumbass. And I hate it when people call and call and call again and then praise it when it FINALLY comes. So silly. Go train your dog, dummy.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 6:01pm.
I watched a guy with a Lab puppy that BITCHED that his dog never came when she was called....called called called...when she finally did come back, he hit her. Lesson learned. Lesson, don't come when he calls.

Awwww. Use tummy rubs! (Call me "Caesar.")

I watched a guy with a Lab puppy that BITCHED that his dog never came when she was called....called called called...when she finally did come back, he hit her. Lesson learned. Lesson, don't come when he calls.

M.E.,
Is she crated?

CTH!
Deal!! It will take both of us to do his nails anyway!

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Just came from Tori Amos' concert.
It was AMAZIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

night night, ya'll
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Provy - she only does it in the morning, either she's too lazy to go "all" the way outside, or she is scared of the dark. IDK.

Yes, I have had to steam clean my carpets every weekend since we got her.

I never had a dog piss and shit where i was living more then a couple of months with that method. I'd also add, to pick her up while she's peeing but yours might be to big for that.

That hippy trainer is a moron. Better to pop 'em on the snout than living in saturated piss and bacteria.

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BH just called. OMG he is pissed!!!!!!!!!! Koko chewed up his flip flops today.

I EVEN PUT THEM AWAY THIS MORNING!!!

Provy - I was told by a trainer not to do that. But yes, I am rubbing her nose in is, popping her in the nose and shoving her outside.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 5:35pm.

Do you push her face in the urine spot and slap her on the nose??

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Angel-i,
OH!!! GOD!!! I remember when my ex and I had a family BBQ! Our 1st (and last!) with our respective families in our new place!!!

All was going swimmingly until my cat came down stairs and HIS MOTHER asked what he had in his mouth so I jumped up (in front of his mom, my mom, sisters, brothers) to pull out of his mouth what happened to be an 'outta the trash' tampon applicator.........

*gun to head*

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Malachia has a stuffed hippo.
you throw it and scream "bad hippo!"
he refuses to fetch, but will do keep away til the cows come home.
lol.

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