Well, What Do You Know
Last week, Christina Milian married something called The Dream (I still don't know) in an extravagant, over-the-top, expensive, dazzling (sarcasm) Las Vegas wedding. Well, it turns out these two lovebirds made it legal because Christina has come down with the BABIES!!!! Cut to my chola cousin saying, "Been there, done that, girl."
Although, a source-type is telling UsWeekly that they were going to get married anyway before finding out Christina's womb is occupied, "The pregnancy was a surprise, but they were getting married regardless."
Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep blowing pregnant farts in our eyes, we know why you got hitched. But that doesn't matter anymore. What really matters is what Christina and The Dream are going to name their new baby friend! These are the two that have the power to dethrone Sparrow James Midnight Madden as having the most ridiculous celebrity baby name of '09. I'm thinking "Dream Alittle The Dream."
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OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Girrrrrrrl, that is some black Brit Brit. Stay tuned for the meltdown.
Submitted by KT on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 5:58am.
seems like EVERYONE is knocked up (except me thankfully)
gimme a minute... i just got home!LOL!
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seems like EVERYONE is knocked up (except me thankfully) its insane.
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"... married something called The Dream (I still don't know"
You mean as opposed to Miliwhatshername?
Sparrow James Midnight still isn't as godawful and unfortunate as Bronx Mowgli when it comes to retarded baby names.
Hope he gives Travolta the suit back.
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I can only hope she will name the kid much like Jermaine Jackson named his son Jermajesty. Maybe it will be Dreamajesty, or Dreamacious if it's a girl of course.
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Dremiqua/Dreamiliciou/Dreamy Eyes/Fugly McJaden is available for their mcbabeh.
When I read 'Sparrow James Midnight Madden' I mis-read it as 'Sparrow James Midget Madden'. I think it's a vast improvement.
Wait till he finds out that was not Hannah Montana
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In honor of her Disney connections and incorporating both their names, may I suggest the little one be named "Yearof AMilian Dreams"? They can hold the baby shower in Orlando.
Christina doesn't have blonde hair anymore, thankfully. She does seem to be going thru a bit of a style crisis but she's still young, and experimenting is healthy.
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Platinum blonde on a Latina, huh?
*shaking head **turning away*
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:57pm.
The Dream is the man who brought you classic hits such as Rihanna's Umbrella and Beyonce's
Single Ladies.
Milan is an ex-Disney alum who used to mess with Nick Cannon. She also stars in the str8 to DVD flick, Bring It On 3
The Dream used to be married to Nivea, who is now pregnant by Lil' Wayne.
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Say no more. I hate his ass already for cursing my life with those two songs! Lil' Wayne got two tricks (Nivea being one of them) pregnant who are giving birth around the same time. It's so Maury-like!
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Hey, nunya_bizness. Here's a fun fact for ya. Lil Wayne also has actress Lauren London preggers and has a child with Toya who costars in the reality tv show with former Hot Slut of the Day, Tiny Cottle. He asked Toya to have his baby at the tender age of 14 and she said yes. He has a son under the age of 1 with a nail technician. He is also alleged to have and "Indian stripper" pregnants at this very moment, as well. And that, my friends, is the fun fact for today. Enjoy
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Im gettting old, no idea who she is.
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Nightmare Bow Chicka Wow Wow Dream Millian.
It's really the only logical choice.
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Really? do people still get married so that the child is not born out of wedlock?
that's is so 1930's
My great- grandpa forced ( gun point) my grandpa to marry grandma 'cause she was knocked up..but that was back in 1932!
Submitted by diva86 on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 1:26pm.
Who goes to vegas to get married if you've been engaged so long?
Anyway, Christina's blonde hair sucks and the Dream looks bad and has a hilariously high speaking voice. Congrats to them anyway.
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Who goes to vegas to get married if you've been engaged so long?
Anyway, Christina's blonde hair sucks and the Dream looks bad and has a hilariously high speaking voice. Congrats to them anyway.
Why o why does everyone always pass over Christine's piece de resistance!?: Saved by the Bell!
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family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
They have been engaged a while so there's no real scandal here. I wish them the best of luck.
--thanks awfully--
Christina who? Yawn.
Great career move on her part.
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The Dream is the man who brought you classic hits such as Rihanna's Umbrella and Beyonce's Single Ladies.
Milan is an ex-Disney alum who used to mess with Nick Cannon. She also stars in the str8 to DVD flick, Bring It On 3
The Dream used to be married to Nivea, who is now pregnant by Lil' Wayne.
I heard she was preggers like two weeks ago, so I kinda figured that's what this was about. And I will forever thank her for the musical masterpiece that is "Dip it Low."
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As if marrying and making it legal is going to wipe the tinge of taint off this?
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LOL MK, you so called this.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
That looks like the kind of man who you'll be married to for 50 years.
Mazel Tov!!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:23pm.
WELL WHADDAYA KNOW! Mr. NOONE AND Mrs. NOBODY ARE HAVING A BABY! I AM OVER THE MOON.
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LOLOLOLOLOL!
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family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
I thought MK's text was going to read that they quickly got married/got pregnant because the gay rumors were really heating up.
* Rick rolls self out boredom *
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:18pm.
She looks like Jessica Simpson.
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Yeah!! She looks like a darker, prettier version with a really bad wig.
Gonna get married my ass...
Keeeeeeeeep telling yourself that.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
WELL WHADDAYA KNOW! Mr. NOONE AND Mrs. NOBODY ARE HAVING A BABY! I AM OVER THE MOON.
The Empress of Lucite demands the return of her luxuriant blonde weaves, Millian.
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Bottom-feeder.
the dream? more of a nightmare,homeboy is fug.
Didn't we already go through this?
We don't know you two fuckers!
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
I had a dream last night about my BILF.
With a name like The Dream, he is sure to come up with an odd name for his kid.
Just did a little research - The Dream is executive VP for Def Jam Records and is supposedly loaded. And, allegedly, there was no prenup. Way to go, Ms. Whoever-you-are!
She looks like Jessica Simpson.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:16pm
ditto :(
I have no clue who these two twats are.