A Courtney Love In Training
Unless scientists find a way to make babies piss 100-proof alcohol and cough up weed buds, I'm probably not going to become a parent anytime soon, so I'm not sure how I'd feel if my 16-year-old daughter went out on the streets wearing this. Okay, I'll be real with you. I'd probably applaud her ass and then make her replace her shoes with exquisite lucite heels. Yes, I'm already on Child Protective Services' "wish list."
At a block party for Teen Vogue last night, 16-year-old Taylor Momsen (aka Little Jenny from Gossip Girl) performed with her band Pretty Reckless wearing this. Don't call her Noah Cyrus just yet, because it's not that bad. The garter belt is the only thing that makes her look like an extra from Hookers at the Point. Besides, didn't we all dress like graveyard-shift prostitutes when we were 16? I know I was wearing a garter belt under my pleated Cross Colours jeans. Yeah, I think my jeans were more offensive than the garter belt.
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This girl has worse problems than looking like a 3-dolla-holla...like INTRAVENOUS DRUG USE.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Funny how Dakota Fanning, Saorise Ronan and Emily Browning don't stand outside in their draws like under-aged Eastern European strippers on a ciggie break. You'd think they'd want to display their "talents" to the world like young Taylor here.
I'd ask where her parents were but they're probably busy sketching the next outfit for her as I type this.
I think she's gorgeous but I've read that she's a heroin addict at the tender age of 16. So sad.
damn she looks like a stripper.
Submitted by Rozzay on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 4:36pm.
You know this is how the Gossip Girl chick rolls,No one can censor her and can dress all slutish she wanats.
Its Demi Lovato whos the jealous one here meanwhile she has to do the wrist cutting and blame it on wearing jelly bracelets too long gets no credit for it!Cant do no hardcore shit like Taylor.Blame dysney
you're obviously not too bright. those so-called cuts on Demi's wrist didn't look like the kind of cuts that even bleed out. anyway, in defense of this skank, at least those sequins hotpants are Chanel. she should've wore leggings...if Lindsay didn't buy them all already.
She doesn't have to suck a dick to make money for her parents, she just has to stand there looking like a teen hooker while the old guys jerk off so her parents can have money. That is totally ok...
You know this is how the Gossip Girl chick rolls,No one can censor her and can dress all slutish she wanats.
Its Demi Lovato whos the jealous one here meanwhile she has to do the wrist cutting and blame it on wearing jelly bracelets too long gets no credit for it!Cant do no hardcore shit like Taylor.Blame dysney!
Shame on her parents for letting her dress like a crack whore.
yikes...that is so inappropriate. where are her parents? are young kids going to want to wear that shit to school now?
fucking dumb-ass celebrities.
wait, what?
This trick is stupid. I wouldn't even fucking THINK about going out like this in a million years. Even yesterday, in my English class, this poor, stupid girl told me that her life long dream was to be on the cover of Playboy!
I just want to tell you guys that some of us 16 year old girls actually have some brain cells left in our head.
I rest my case in why I fucking hate my generation...I mean, I really think I should start my own damn revolution.
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Gosh. This girl pisses me off just like all these other stupid chicks who think that dressing like a whore and holding a guitar while your makeup is smeared and perfecting your raspy voice is unique. And all those tricks in the new Runaways movie all seem to think they need to be exactly like Cherie Curie or Courtney Love or some other "rawk chikk" now.
These bitches look like they smell and they need to just go take a shower, buy some clothes, and be actual people instead of carbon copies of troubled singers from the past. GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS!
And Courtney Love totally said she saw a picture of Taylor Momsen and was all "Awwh tyalar esss soouh cyouute! Sh!!e luouooks jawstt liek a liettel meee!
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This. THIS. This is why post-birth abortions must be legalized. Parents should have up to the age of 18 when they can say, "Yeah, this one isn't turning out right. Abort."
Wow. Knowing that this slut is 16 makes her behavior pathetic and gross. But, as red-blooded male, if I were to meet her in a bar or at a concert and didn't know her age I would probably get into trouble since she looks like the rest of the slutty college girls who live in this town and sneak into the bars.
Lovely. 16 and a whoa.
Wouldn't it be refreshing if young girls put clothes ON?
Way too early oversexualization permeates Society.
This is how people without talent dress. If you are talented (think Amy Lee, Tori Amos) you don't have to prostitute yourself. It's really just that simple.
gross gross gross GROSS GIRL!!
Love me some Jenny Humphrey, but why does nobody like pants (even SHORTS) anymore?
Master - it's kinda lame, but Maynard's part is HILARIOUS and kinda long, so you get a few minutes of him. I Love him. Reflection is my favoritest Tool song. I texted my bestie :
"Maynard.James.Fucking.Keenan. is in this movie. I am going to shit my pants."
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The Maynard is in Crank 2 High Voltage.
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No way!!! He's funny as hell, right? Ok, I was going to skip it but now I'm totally watching it.
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Master Blaster - The Maynard is in Crank 2 High Voltage. Really funny random ass part. I didn't even know it was him at first.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:38pm.
Nice, thanks. I don't know much about Tool but I saw Danny Carey play a few times at a jazz and blues club in Studio City (L.A.). I'll give 'er a listen.
Its not cool when its contrived.
M.E. .... I haz anudder Jared Leto picture pressie for you....you haz to wait for teh Open Post tho...
On Topic: She's a ho, licensed ho.
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Submitted by xerquina on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:54am.
all flare no talent. at least Courtney was a decent frontwoman in a kick ass band.
Yes Courtney had talent...I'd rather listen to her old youtube videos than Ms.Look at my crotch!
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I like your siggy.
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Tristram, unfortunately I can't take credit for it as it belongs to Tool. It's from the song "Lateralus". It means a lot to me.
Give it a listen. Lyrics are included, so you can sing along with Maynard for some Friday karoke!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awYc9xvqnv0
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Piping.Hot.Mess. So not interested.
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@ME: Me too...that's why I had to ask...song titles,band names... I can always remember, at least, one line of the song but sometimes that's it;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:24pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:13pm.
Now I have P!nks "My own worst enemy" stuck in my head.
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Isn't that an old song by LIT?...
Don't let me get me...? Or did I miss something (I like both those songs, btw - I am an eternal angsty teen)
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Oops, I think you are right Angel. Yes, the P!nk song, not LIT. I screw up song titles all the time.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 12:13pm.
Now I have P!nks "My own worst enemy" stuck in my head.
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Isn't that an old song by LIT?...
Don't let me get me...? Or did I miss something (I like both those songs, btw - I am an eternal angsty teen)
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:54am.
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"I wore black. On black. With negative feelings."
-Malcolm McLaren, Walking With Satie, from the Paris CD.
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Bottom-feeder.
Now I have P!nks "My own worst enemy" stuck in my head.
I am trying to remember 16. I was a Jr. in HS, had an asshole boyfriend. I was just a typical California girl, who wore Bongo jeans and tank tops, spent most of my time on my school work, then partying on the weekends, winding up grounded every Sunday morning.
I had friends in every click. The popular girls hated me, the football players and jocks were my BFF's, and........I was teachers pet.
Yep, slut through and through. Even though I only slept with the same person all 4 years. I was a WHORE according to all the girls.
Stupid, little girls always take it that one step too far...They have no clue that you can be cool & edgy & punky & sexy & all that by actually keeping most of your clothes on...They also dont understand that they have youth on their side, so they dont have to try nearly so hard to be hot.
LOL@zomay
*but I hide my laughter becuz it pains me so*
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:59am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:57am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:50am.
Whoa! Jazz, you no like RHCP?!!
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Not really. Their first album was really good, but the rest got pretty repetitive. They're a talented band, but Anthony cannot sing very well.
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Ok, I somewhat agree... however, I've always liked them for some fucked up reason.
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I know. I was hurt by that, myself. But yeah - Anthony really is more of a rapper than a singer when you think about it.
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The problem with a band like The Peppers is that it is very hard for them to age properly. I mean, do we really want to see them jumping around on stage in their underwear when their in their 50s and 60s?
* taps foot* Still waiting to find out who is the cunt that our Stoney speaks of?
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I know. I was hurt by that, myself. But yeah - Anthony really is more of a rapper than a singer when you think about it.
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Haha you guys are too funny with this shit.
I can't even begin to recall what "phase" I was in at 16. I know I went from military chic to hippie child to rock chick to grunge so I can't hate on this trick-in-training too much... although I agree that she does NOT deserve that guitar. It looks like a prop she poses with, kinda like what Madonna does.
I LOVE RHCP'S!!!!!!!!!!
Californication is a GREAT song.
Of course, Mothers Milk is one of my favorite albums.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:57am.
*deletes yes yes picture off Jazzy's phone*
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*gets out oil paints and an easel*
*paints picture of M.E.'s yes yes*
Anyone who wants to be in our band, I'm holding a Twilight blood ceremony in my mom's garage. Please bring red food dye, sparkle glitter, medieval goblet glasses and black scarves.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:57am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:50am.
Whoa! Jazz, you no like RHCP?!!
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Not really. Their first album was really good, but the rest got pretty repetitive. They're a talented band, but Anthony cannot sing very well.
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Ok, I somewhat agree... however, I've always liked them for some fucked up reason.
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I know. I was hurt by that, myself. But yeah - Anthony really is more of a rapper than a singer when you think about it.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:54am.
@zomay and jazz: I think we should ask Plecto too. S/he wears a lot of black now.
(O how I miss the dark days when I knew everything! They were deep. And dark. And deep.)
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Listen to this!
*plays Stairway to Heaven backwards*
"here's to my sweet satan"
Whoa! That's creepy, man!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:50am.
Whoa! Jazz, you no like RHCP?!!
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Not really. Their first album was really good, but the rest got pretty repetitive. They're a talented band, but Anthony cannot sing very well.
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Ok, I somewhat agree... however, I've always liked them for some fucked up reason. I don't know. And weren't they voted "most influential band of the millenium" by Rolling Stone? I thought that was totally fucking wrong.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
*deletes yes yes picture off Jazzy's phone*
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:51am.
HEY JAZZ YOU ASSHOLE!
Naughty girls need fondling too!
*whips out boob*
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*fondles M.E.'s boob*
*Uses phone camera to snap picture of her yes yes*
@zomay and jazz: I think we should ask Plecto too. S/he wears a lot of black now.
(O how I miss the dark days when I knew everything! They were deep. And dark. And deep.)
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all flare no talent. at least Courtney was a decent frontwoman in a kick ass band.