Tila Tequila's Bruises
About a week ago, Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers was put in handcuffs after he allegedly choked and manhandled teeny teeny tiny elfin Tila Tequila.
Shawne claims Tila had the drunks in a bad way and he was just trying to stop her from leaving his house in her car. Tila claims she's allergic to the sweet nectar (aka The Asian Flush) and didn't have one alcoholic beverage that night.
There's also a rumor floating around that Tila flew into a jealous rage because Shawne wanted her to share his peen with another chick that night. Tila shot down that rumor on Twitter by saying that Shawne got violent when she refused to be the "pass around pussay" to his friends.
Yesterday, as Tila Tequila left a meeting with San Diego District Attorney to talk about the incident, she showed the paparazzi the bruises on her arm. The District Attorney is still reviewing the case to determine whether or not they are going to press against the second coming of Chris Brown.
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OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site sugarscupid. c o m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
i'm from (and still live in) the bay area and MOST of the raider fans i know are um.. classless. to put it nicely. lol ok on topic, i am not condoning violence at all and if this guy really did mess her up then i'm sorry and all that but this bitch is just an attention whore. she's LOVING this.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 6:33pm.
I've been to a few Raiders games and no doubt they'll be just as sweet and polite as always.
I don't wanna offend the East Bay folks here, but some of the female fans make Caster Semenya look frilly.
I've been to a few Raiders games and no doubt they'll be just as sweet and polite as always.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 6:18pm.
D.A. declined to press charges and the case is closed.
Well, Merriman needs time to get ready for the Raiders on Monday. (I bet the always-demure Raider fans have a few things to say to Merriman about it, howevs.)
D.A. declined to press charges and the case is closed.
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At least she has ethics - she only "shares the pussay" when the camera is on.
Tila Tequila's tweets look exactly like our spam:
# I have A LOT of LOVE that I've been holding in lately...I desperately need 2 take it out on someone! Will it be U?? I just want a kiss! LOLabout 1 hour ago from web
# ME: I love kissing sweetly, holding hands, snuggling, I like 2 make my baby smile & play dress up. I can cook & Im tiny like a teddy bear =)about 1 hour ago from web
# It's a shame because I bought a TON of new lingerie....but no one to wear them for.....=/ Can I play dress up with you???? (860) 256-8452about 1 hour ago from web
# A SHOT AT LOVE 3: TILA ON TWITTER EDITION! I'm looking for a new lover! Audition and call me now at (860) 256-8452 Im taking calls! LOLabout 1 hour ago from web
# CONTEST: whomever calls me with the BEST fun date idea, Im gonna give you a call back & we can go on the date! BE CREATIVE! (860) 256-8452about 1 hour ago from web
# Yes...I am now single.....am looking for someone sweet and loving....are you the one for me? Call meee and tell me (860) 256-8452 xoxoxabout 1 hour ago from web
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A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
...she's a lying little cunt!...those are restraint bruises consistent with Shawne's side of the story - there is nothing on her face or lower arms...what a dumb whore!...
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the bruises look like dirt on her arms.
she probably did something to provoke him, but that doesn't make this anywhere near ok.
wait, what?
She claims she was not drinking? Riiiiiiiiigt. Ugly little fame whore.
I wonder if he mistaked her for his anime love doll when she got on top. i am sure this has happened before!
Play with fire, you're gonna get burned. Or play with Tila and you're gonna get Tweeted. Either one works. Stupid twat. Surprised someone wants to play pass around pussy when you act like a dumb slut? Maybe she really is dumb. I think I just solved my own mystery.
who FUCKING CARES
Submitted by Soy on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 2:18pm.
Hm, but doesn't she take some sort of medication so she can drink?
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Are you referring to her so-called "allergy" to alcohol? If you can believe that, wait till she Twitters about the bridge she'd like to sell us.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 2:06pm.
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Hm, but doesn't she take some sort of medication so she can drink? I mean, her whole show was centered around drinking, so that would be a bit of an impediment if she couldn't drink.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Ok - this bitch has 5 MILLION tweets about how if he wasn't guilty he wouldn't be talking. Um...5 million...do you see where I'm going with this...?
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 2:02pm.
Um, if she doesn't drink, why is her name "Tila Tequila"?
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I read somewhere she was trying for irony.
FAIL. Bet that troll's blood is 95-proof.
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Bottom-feeder.
Um, if she doesn't drink, why is her name "Tila Tequila"?
I hate to say it, but this sounds very suspicious.
Go Chargers! If it's false, I hope this doesn't hurt Merriman's game.
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ugly bitch, lookin like a CARTOON ANT
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How dare he assume she's a stank ho!! She simply plays one on tv!
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Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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You mean to tell me that Tila got upset because he wanted to play 'pass the pussy' and she got cold feet (for the first time)?
Bitch, please!
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I feel awful for saying this, but I don't believe her and hope the DA throws out the case.
It's just too fishy (no pun intended).
butt nugget.
She is an ugly little thing...She also seems a little too proud & smug displaying her bruises. She could have discreetly worn a jacket or sweater & taken it off for the DA.
Stupid. Lying. 2 Dollar. Whore.
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I prerequisite my shaved pussy so fucking inflamed that I can’t saunter the next morning.... Spammer (probably EH)
She should get those bruises permanently inked. They'll look so hot with her "I couldn't think of anything original so I got a dumbass star like every other douchebag" tattoos.
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She's obviously feeding off of the attention this debaucle is causing. Look at her in the pictures. She's loving this.
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I bruise at the drop of a hat ... seriously, my sweetie grabs me by the arm to pull me in for a hug and I end up with a hand print on my arm. Nothing medically wrong with me, I just bruise easy.
But here is the thing ... bruises caused by being grabbed by the arms do not look like the bruises she has on her arms. The bruises she has on her arms look more like the kind you get when you bump into something very hard and repeatedly.
In other words, I think she did it herself.
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She looks like a freakin Mogwai. Someone must have gotten her ass wet or fed her after midnight hence bitch went crazy.
Submitted by get serious on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:27am.
1) This vietcong hooker did hardcore porn before she appeared in Maxim magazine & became a myspace famewhore.
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I once saw a porn she was in.... fell asleep within 10 minutes.
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Submitted by Jo and Farris on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:06am.
dem bruises look like dey are from da ruff sex.
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I was gonna say...I've had bruises like that and I showed them off cuz I was proud, achally;p *shameface*
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A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
1) This vietcong hooker did hardcore porn before she appeared in Maxim magazine & became a myspace famewhore.
2) She's claiming these are her bruises, yet they apparently took 4 days to appear. It took 4 DAYS for her injuries to appear? What kind of bullshit is little miss "me love you long time" trying to sell?
3) She claims he tried to choke her, yet she has no bruises on her throat. Why? Because it's near impossible to fake throat bruises, yet fairly easy to fake them on your arms.
4) She claims she didn't drink one bit that day, but she has twitter tweets that day where she said "I'm so wasted".
This famewhore twat has absolutely NO credibility; this is what happens when you do or say anything to get attention. So, she can whine & tweet & bitch all she wants; at the end of the day, no one will believe her because she's a natural born liar. If the police find out that she's lying to get attention, they need to throw her vietcong hooker ass in jail for a long time.
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(from evilbeetgossip.com--and they also have a picture of her smiling and holding a half drank beer....)
10News’ Juliette Vara reports Tila “Tequila” Nguyen was unhappy that she was not the only woman getting attention from San Diego Chargers LB Shawne Merriman, and jealousy played a role in the altercation between the two Sunday, Sept. 6, according to sources close to the story. Sources claim that witnesses at Merriman’s home said Merriman went to his bedroom with two women. Tequila walked into the room and Merriman asked her to join them, but she reacted angrily. Tequila was intoxicated, and she got naked and attempted to leave the house, according to sources. Merriman tried stopping Tequila from leaving, and that is when she called police. Sources told Vara that Tequila faked a neck injury
, and when paramedics arrived they determined that she was OK. However, Tequila insisted on going to the hospital.
My impression is that she is a straight-up whore. With that said, I don't give a rat's ass if this chick is pimpin' your momma out, MEN SHOULD NOT HIT AND OR MANHANDLE WOMEN. Period.
Oh, and to be fair, women should not buck up on men, either.
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Submitted by Jayden on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 10:51am.
BTW her real name is Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen
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Original. I don't believe her..... so just STFU and do the sucky-sucky!!!
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dem bruises look like dey are from da ruff sex.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 10:49am.
there are fucking tweets from her THAT day saying "oh my god i'm so wasted"...etc
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Ha! What a fool this woman is. If she's lying she is doing SO much damage to the cause she professes to be supporting. Despicable.
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I don't believe her.
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BTW her real name is Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen
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there are fucking tweets from her THAT day saying "oh my god i'm so wasted"...etc
Submitted by FarmerFred on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 10:27am.
So does it make me a total bitch for not thinking these bruises are *that* bad? I mean, they're there but... meh.
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Right? I'm a bitch too.
It looks like someone was tryna hold her back which really ties into his story... she doesn't really look like the victim of a violent rage to me...
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Me have bruises. Me go get picture taken. Me big star now. Me suckie suckie.
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Maybe if she didn't look like the Peking Homoculous with a decidely skanky bent, she'd find herself in better situations.
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ISprainedMyUvula, that is HILARIOUS! I'm sure Kenneth The Page aka Jack McBreyer is thrilled that I've given him yet another alias.
And for the record, Jinxy McDeath is actually a name coined by Sarah Vowell when referring to Robert Todd Lincoln who was near or at the assasinations of Presidents Lincoln, McKinley, and Garfield. Crazy, huh?!
If it comes out that she's lying the prosecutor needs to throw the book at her for lying to police and filing a false report and that jock asshole should sue her for slander. If she's telling the truth then throw the book at him. If this thing is somewhere in the middle the lessons learned for these two should be:
Tila: If you act like a trick don't be shocked when you get treated like one.
Jock dude: Don't take skanks home and if you do, keep the camera running non-stop so you can't be accused of doing things you didn't. Toss them out the door ten minutes before the battery dies and set the house alarm so they can't sneak back in.
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I am not a pussy.
She is an attention whore doing what she does best...getting attention.
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He could have cut off her head and fuck her neck hole and I still wouldn't care...
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