It's The Ludes Talking
When I first heard that Ellen Degeneres was going to replace our favorite loopy pill popper on American Idol, I immediately said a small prayer for Paul's medicine cabinet, because I knew it was going to get messed up majorly during her meltdown. If Paula did freak out like Wino during a full moon, then she quickly brushed the Vicodin dust off of her, downed a Red Bull and pulled it together long enough to issue this statement about being replaced:
"American Idol is a fantastic show that offers an invaluable platform to young talent. Ellen DeGeneres is wildly funny and talented in her own right. I wish her and the show only the best of luck."
If only statements came in 3D. This one would be filled with side-eyes, stumbles, slurring, middle fingers and spitting. Paula is probably just playing nice to throw producers off into thinking she's going to behave. That way it will be easy for her to hide between Simon Cowell's fur titties before the season premiere and pop out when they all least expect it! You can't keep a crazy down. Ever!
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I've loved Ellen since her sitcom, but what qualifications does she have? Paula is an integral part of AI imo. it won't be the same.
Maybe Paula is just happy not to be sitting next to Kara anymore.
That's very gracious of Paula. I'd be pissed, because you know Ellen probably got the $10 mil a year Paula was asking for and then a whole bunch more. I like Ellen too, but I still won't be watching AI any time soon.
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They already annoyed fans enough by hiring Kara....Why even add yet another judge?? Three has always worked fine, just leave it alone already.
After Paula left, I decided not to watch. I like Simon but the other 2 left me cold. I like Ellen but we already have a people's view---that's why people call in to vote.
It will never be the show it was when Paula, Simon and the other guy was there.
Again, I won't watch.
Is Paula really that bad? How could she have done the show for all those years and never missed a show?
Is it possible she's just stupid? I don't know anything about drug addiction, so maybe I'm stupid.
Ellen is a good choice. They have three judges who know about singing and music, they can afford to have one who just says it is good or it is bad, from a regular person's point of view.
Ellen seems to appeal to EVERYONE, she has a certain way about her. She just never seems to offend, which I can totally not relate to! :)
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Fuckin Ellen instead of someone that knows something about music. If they wanted a boring lesbian that I argue is not funny at all they should have went with rosie, cause the only difference is a couple hundred pounds
♪ Bitch has enough money to retire now. What she should do is make a new album and then tour. I'm sure a lot of ppl would go. At 47 `` She still has it going on ``` Being a judge on another show is just lame!!
ellen shouldn't be a judge on this show. lance bass wasn't available? or any other boy band member wasn't available?
what the hell is ellen going to do? make jokes??? she isn't a musician/not in the music business. i think she made a sweet deal with gaykrest. dunno the show is ridiculous anyway.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:46pm.
I really thought that Paula would have been replaced by someone in the music
business...but Ellen?
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I'm willing to bet there are not too many people in the music business who want anything to do with this shit.
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We don't want it to become the Ellen show, right?
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I really thought that Paula would have been replaced by someone in the music business...but Ellen? She's a talk show host with marginal comedic skills.
I guess they figured anybody could fill her shoes on AI...sorry Paula, I'll miss your incoherant constructive criticisms.
Is it just me or is she channeling Latoya (who was really channeling Michael, but I degress) in that pic?
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Like Ellen a lot BUT I really want to see Simon tear her a new one live...
Preferably with something to do with her failed dog adoption drama or purposely mistaking Portia for Celestia.
Ellen Degeneres is about as much of a comedian as Castor Semenya is a female.
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You know she was too blitzed out to react, so her publicist just whipped together an oh-so-gracious response.
Ah well, we'll always have Psych's brilliant parody of her. "I need my BAAAG!"
Whatever. If I was her publicist that's what I'd write too.
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ellen go the fuck away to your god damn piece of shit show, where you praise every fucking moronic guest, fucking hipocrite
bring paula back please
AI has officially jumped the shark!!
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I don't think Ellen is good for AI. She was on So You Think You Can Dance as a guest judge and she was annoying as hell...
I hope I'm not the only one who's sick and fucking tired of this annoying ass show. Go away American Idol!!!
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Paula might be crazy now, but I did like quite a few of her songs back in the 80's. Forever Your Girl, Cold Hearted Snake, Rush Rush (back when Keanu was sooo smokin), Straight Up, were all pretty good for the time. I give her credit.
I'd actually start watching AI with Ellen on. Great, sharp wit. Just luv her.
I love her long time....especially compared to mainstream
annoyance Ellen....but if Paula can bury the hatchet....or cat sh**
I guess I can too
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Some people think it's fake just to get views. Geez I hope so. I love Ellen, but she has no musical background.