Afternoon Crumbs

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are the new Sienna and Balthazar. Hopefully, LeAnn keeps her top on - Egotastic!

When is Lady CaCa going to shock us all by wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt? - Hollywood Rag

NOOOOOO: John Stossell and his moustache are leaving 20/20 - Popeater

Jennifer Aniston's wet dream: Gerard Butler's bare butt cheeks + donuts - Towleroad

Posh doesn't want to talk about her medicine ball tittays - Lainey Gossip

I'm guessing Pamela Anderson's Peta ad was banned because of the effects her scary face has on children? (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Holly Madison makes it so easy - Hollywood Tuna

Goths at the beach - Cityrag

Jessica Simpson goes to Brazil, keeps her chichis covered - Popsugar

This is pretty much what I figured Kendra's baby would look like - ICYDK

Dyke Drama: Jodie Foster got dumped - Celebitchy

This is news: Shia LaDouche shaved - Socialite Life

Katie Price should do this more often - Holy Moly!

Kelly Ripa is starting to look like LiLo's clit - I'm Not Obsessed

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by Josh Woodward on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 1:04pm.

LeeAnn has no boobs at all.

Submitted by say it isnt so on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:27am.

I love LeAnn and her new life and think it's great she's just living life to the fullest!!! Looks like she is having fun and who cares if he dumps her. At least she's rid of that pathetic looking husband she had...

Submitted by Neverevenknewhim on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 11:13am.

Can't help it, I think LeAnn and Eddie look adorable together. Who knows it may or may not last but enjoy it while it does!

Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 7:50am.

AND, i love holly madison and i wish y'all would get off her back.

anyone who watched that show knew she actually loved hef, and was not there for his money.

so shut up, already.

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Submitted by anony54321 on Fri, 09/11/2009 - 7:42am.

nigga PLEASE!

those flashback scenes just heighten how old they are. they dont make you say, "wow they have nice bodies, actually." they make you say, "look, i love kim cattrall but enough alfuckinready with the flashback." i could see a one minute flashback, but if those bitches are playing a flashback movie, i cant wait for the comments.

right this second i hate myself for being here and paying attention to this crap.

sjp is carrying a new yorker magazine that MATCHES her fucking purse!

christ.

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Submitted by gretchen on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:14pm.

So LR/EC and their PR think that they can convince people that Eddie is in love with Leann (and thus justify the affair:if they are in love then they really didn't do anything wrong) by releasing the photos of them in Mexico where they are smiling, laughing, and hugging on a beach? Wasn't he smiling, laughing, and holding his wife's hand while he was cheating? So what we take away from these beach photos is that when Eddie smiles and laughs with a woman while either hugging/holding her hand that he is cheating. So EC is cheating on LR. Why would anyone believe that he either loves/cares about Leann when he treats his own flesh and blood like dirt? So he is only a "devoted father" when his "good looks and great body" can't get him out of trouble.

These two are disgusting and it's sad how his pr is working the "he's hot or has a great body" angle to deflect from what he did to 4 innocent people. No matter how many times he is spotted without his shirt, he will always be a cheater and lowlife. There is nothing "hot/sexy/cute" about a grown man who lies, throws his family under the bus for fame/fortune, hides behind his "good looks and great body", allows his wife and kids to take the fall for his bad behavior, won't admit when he is wrong; and doesn't abide by his word or have any loyalities to anyone.

Leann is just happy because she found a man who is willing to do anything for money and fame and EC is happy because LR will be financially taking care of him for the rest of his life. Did LR give him a trip to Mexico as a incentive/reward for filing the divorce? And what incentive/reward will she give him so that he doesn't invite other women to her house or their new "love nest"?

Submitted by gaomingxan on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:31pm.

She would like to expose is not meat, is a lonely
brother sent is not the comments , is lonely^^^^
if we turning a blind eye to it，they must be angry.

beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！

Submitted by shandi on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 7:57pm.

LeAnn started out as a young singer with a woman's voice. She wowed everyone in the country music scene. And now she has degenerated, in my eyes, to just another celebrity slut who cheated on her husband. Karma will get her.

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Submitted by Rebitcha on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 7:24pm.

They better do some serious air-brushing on those SATC woman. They look like fools in those 80's get up.

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 5:22pm.

Goths at the beach. Por que?

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Submitted by CariOn on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:45pm.

No...Eddie and LeAnn are the new TORI AND DEAN!!!! Those two twats were also both married - he with children - at the time they met, plus I think it also involved a Lifetime movie. I expect all those hos to get together and be the bestest of friends!!!! Then Dean will leave Tori for LeAnn...and then Eddie will go sniffing around Paris's back door!

Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:29pm.

Jodie needs to move on to the D's.

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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:23pm.

Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:17pm.

Vadge, Jenna and Pammie are about as sexy as a week old, mouldy teabag.

If was a man and I saw one of them flashing me, I'd instantly be put off women for life

***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:23pm.

Submitted by MizRo: "LeAnn better enjoy herself now: he'll leave her in a NY minute.

Kelly Ripa looks like beef jerky lately.

Holly Madison is pathetic."

MizRo said it best.

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:13pm.

Kelly doesn't look any skinnier than any other lady in those pics. But yes a little too orange. Don't be rippin on the Ripa! I like her. <

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Submitted by rukiddingme on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:49pm.

It won't surprise me if LeAnn is preggo soon. Eddie is obviously a fertile guy. What a couple of sluts.

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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:47pm.

To all the Pamela Andersons, Madonnas, Jenna Jamesons, etc. out there: PLEASE STOP. YOU ARE NOT SEXY. AT ALL. Some women have managed to stay sexy well into their 40's & 50's: Monica Bellucci, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry, Julia Ormond, Bo Derek, Jennifer Anniston, et al. YOU are NOT one of those women. Years of hard living, starvation diets, overzealous exercise following by even more overzealous drug use have ravaged your bodies & faces & made you go from simply looking "rode hard & put up to wet" to looking like a fucking George Romero zombie.

So please, for your children & for the sanity & eyesight of the rest of the world, please, please STOP. As my best gay would say "Nobody wants to see *THAT*".

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:31pm.

For the love of Regis...

I look at Kelly and I swear to God, I hope that this trend of too skinny, overly worked out and orange will be over soon. She doesn't look good. She looks gaunt and drawn and old as hell. There's nothing youthful about her appearance at all.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:30pm.

So how does it feel now to get dumped, Jodie?

As all the sluts can tell, my heart absolutely brims with sympathy for Miss Foster. Not.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:30pm.

It would have been funnier to see Holly Madison sucking on a dried prune...because that's what we've envisioned for years. Kelly Ripa looks okay, not sure why being compared to Lilo, isn't she 10-15 years older. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian make adultery look like so much fun on Two Whores Beach.

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:27pm.

Ripa's head is ginormous. She's starting to look like Chyna's clit.

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:24pm.

I'm anxiously awaited Jodie's Twitter tirade.

Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:24pm.

I cant hate on LeAnn...Hit that shit!

If you're going to cheat, it damn well better be with someone as hot as Eddie.

You go girl!
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Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:23pm.

putsomestankonit: she isn't "queen" of anything but desperation, sugar!!

Good evening all!! Peace. I'm bouncing. *MUAH*

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:20pm.

LOL @ goths @ the beach. You can't not wear makeup for one minute?

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:17pm.

I hate agreeing with Lainey. Posh wants us talking admiringly about her tits, not pointing out to her that she's not perfect.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:17pm.

They look happier than two pigs in shit. Still givin my head a shake at how this hag snagged such hawt man meat.

I hate that bag of bones aka Kelly Rippa. She looks like really old. just a tip Kel: as you age it's a good thing to keep some weight on to fill out the wrinkles and other stuff.

Submitted by lynniepoo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:16pm.

Eddie Cibrian looks like he has about 11 beers in him in that picture. Sorry, any guy would have to be shitfaced 24/7 to find that squintastic fug boinkworthy never mind worthy of leaving his wife and children for. They deserve each other. I guess I shouldn't hate on her that much for enjoying a working ween after so many years of platonic marriage but she just bugs me too much to give her a break.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:11pm.

Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:34pm.

There is no "Posh" anymore - geez, call her "Chav" now.

That's Queen of the Chavs to you....

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Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:04pm.

ISMU: THAT would be a huge mistake but girlfriend has to learn on her own. *hug*

There is no "Posh" anymore - geez, call her "Chav" now.

Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 3:02pm.

When will these youth chasing bits of gristle like Kelly Ripa learn that zero body fat = loose, wrinkly skin that makes you look older than you are.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:59pm.

Ten bucks says LeAnn is knocked up by the end of the year.

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:59pm.

The whole Jodie Foster story had me cofused over which bitch was which.

And Posh doesn't want to discuss her tits? Those plastic balls of hell are the only interesting thing about her.

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Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:58pm.

Hi stars!!
MK, you are slammin' on these crumbs!!

Jordan aka Katie Price is getting in a boxing ring? My heart just stopped for a minute in exhilaration!! I hope they wipe the ring with this harlot.

Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:57pm.

Tyroan: haha!! White meat jerky? Tastes like chicken!

Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:55pm.

Leeann looks like shes loving straight man meat, shame she got a taste of straight dick and now shes delirious and pigging out on it.

She looks absolutely deliriously happy in that pic, so fulfilled

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Submitted by SMiTTy on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:54pm.

Ummm Eddie your "NEW" girl looks like OLD GUM on the bottom of my shoe...chewed up and spit out.I cant stand stories of infidelity.Something so wrong should be private.You dont go whoring it up for the world to see.Keep that shit to yourself.My mom always said,"If your gonna cheat NO ONE SHOULD KNOW...family friends, NO ONE."
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