Thursday, September 10th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Kathy Gosselin
First there was a picture, and now here's the skit from Jimmy Kimmel Live of Kathy Griffin as everyone's least favorite baby-popping cuntress Kate Gosselin. I'll always have love in my loins for Kathy, but I think they should've dropped a possum wig on Predator and had him play Kate. It would've been more realistic. Kathy is obviously more of an Aunt Jodi than a Kate.
And George Takei as Jon Gosselin is all sorts creepy. Yes, Jon Gosselin as Jon Gosselin is still creepier, but this is a close second. However, why isn't George wearing an Ed Hardy bib?! You can't realistically play Jon without being covered in the douche vomit that is Ed Hardy. Jon and Ed Hardy are forever attached at the asshole.
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I'm home finally. my whole body hurts....my brain is turned off.
Coma Caca!!
@TITS: Yum. I don't drink that much wine...I haven't been drinking much at all...or having sex...Dionysus hath forsaken me:(
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
@ Angle - I have been conducting further extensive testing on organic vs. non organic wines.
organic still comes out WAY ahead. minimal headaches the next morning and a higher level of general all 'round perkiness compared to reg (non cheapo) wine.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:11pm.
by angel_i on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:08pm.
@Silvara: You're in Canada? For realz?
No, but have thought a lot about it :O
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Ah! Cuz you said "different" I thought you were here already...Um...goodnight? I'm not sure if you're leaving or not but if you are....:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
by angel_i on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:08pm.
@Silvara: You're in Canada? For realz?
No, but have thought a lot about it :O
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
K, I see I am repeating myself, so it must be time for bed.
Night ladies.
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
@Silvara: You're in Canada? For realz?
♥ Threadkilla!
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family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:59pm.
oh yeah, and she says 'qwater' and 'cwaffee'!!! HAH!
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Haha! That's so cute. I love 'Merkin accents;p
Fun - she just drove up outta nowheres? You guys planned that, fersure.
And as for weed - there is no other like BC Bud. Anywheres.
♥ Threadkilla!
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family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
TITS on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:00pm.
silvie what was your old avatar? some cartoon character?
Cannot believe you remember the "shmoo" LOL
Sounds like Pudge and Mrs. K are a hoot!
I might need to relocate to another province.
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
silvie what was your old avatar? some cartoon character?
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
oh yeah, and she says 'qwater' and 'cwaffee'!!! HAH!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
She came up here for a few days to visit. We went biking and hiking.
I went down to wa with a bird group to see tufted puffins and she and pudge drove up. Saw a puffin so that was cool and the scenery there is fucking breath taking. Very lord of the rings shit.
She also smoked me up. (american weed ain't so good) I'm going to go to a head shop in vancouver and buy her a proper bong for hannukah.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
RORSCHACH SAYS!: PMS!
Sounds like both are a hoot!
and yes, I'm a little repressed :)
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
LOL@TITS: How fun! And funny! That's cool you guys met up - what else didja do?
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:47pm.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:45pm.
Hiya Silvie!!
Your avatar looks like a angry newt about to eat a dragonfly.
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RORSCHACH SAYS!: PMS!
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haha. was at a beach with mrs k and pudge. every rock or driftwood that I pointed out to her she said looked like either a penis or a vagina. it was a fun day.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
TITS on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:45pm.
Hiya Silvie!!
Yup! Also known as "toyism" developed by the dutch.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:45pm.
Hiya Silvie!!
Your avatar looks like a angry newt about to eat a dragonfly.
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RORSCHACH SAYS!: PMS!
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
Hiya Silvie!!
Your avatar looks like a angry newt about to eat a dragonfly.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Hi Tits
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
angel_i on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:37pm
Appetizers are nice...
I are have drunk much of the adult beverage
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:34pm.
Oh, my bad I see now LOL. I have had one two many chocolates...
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I'm here - I was just smoking my appetizer:)
♥ Threadkilla!
Urban Dictionary results:
family (525 up, 125 down)
A bunch of people who hate each other and eat dinner together.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:44pm.
Submitted by FarmerFred on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:21pm.
What's up, whores?
Jazzfish, gimme my wine back!
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Ok, here you go.
*hands back empty wine glass*
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DLISTED HALL OF FAMER!
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
@angel i
HAI!
OMG this was SO long ago. Surssly. I live in the CHATTIEST neighbourhood and I just nipped out to grab lightbulbs (and chocolate) and it took me a WHOLE HOUR just for chatting!
Anywhore, I'm just catching up and realizing that I missed errbuddy:( Well - not EVERYBODY...but you know...
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Oh, my bad I see now LOL. I have had one two many chocolates...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
@just jack
is that you or have I have one two many whatchamacallits :)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
angel_i on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:27pm.
OMG thank goodness you're there! I thought I was all alone there for a minute :)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
@Silvara:
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 7:27pm.
Thanks Jill!
Hello drunken Farmer Fred, angel and slutsville.
*sips sweet tea vodka*
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HAI!
OMG this was SO long ago. Surssly. I live in the CHATTIEST neighbourhood and I just nipped out to grab lightbulbs (and chocolate) and it took me a WHOLE HOUR just for chatting!
Anywhore, I'm just catching up and realizing that I missed errbuddy:( Well - not EVERYBODY...but you know...
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Hey horz! What's the night shift talking about?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
A couple of things...
Jazzfish, you SLUT! you owe me more than an EMPTY glass.
I am really not accustomed to this posting deal. How do I reply directly to a poster? Can someone help a less fortunate hoochie?
Last thing. As a fan of K. Griffin (DON'T JUDGE ME!) I haven't watched the actual clip here... is it worth watching?
Farmer Fred
It's Ted... I'm not really a farmer.
Submitted by FarmerFred on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:21pm.
What's up, whores?
Jazzfish, gimme my wine back!
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Ok, here you go.
*hands back empty wine glass*
Submitted by FarmerFred on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:21pm.
What's up, whores?
Night!
I'm about to get drunk
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
What's up, whores?
Jazzfish, gimme my wine back! Hubby is home, sweet daughter is in bed, it's play time! Drunken fun with no (more) guilt!!
How the eff does MK keep the funnies all day long? I kinda struggle with one post!
((drinking- gulping, really)) Cheers to MK and all of his Dlisted whores and sluts!
Farmer Fred
It's Ted... I'm not really a farmer.
I can't believe Kathy Griffin found a way for me to like her even less, short of kicking puppies.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:13pm.
It is the right thing to do.
I try to be on top of everything, I try to call him as often as I can, after yapping for over 30 minutes how much sucks to be him, I start talking about how stressed I am, he say I'll call you back.. yeah fuck my day, who the fuck cares.
NEXT.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:12pm.
Hey...
I just stopped here to say, I am Done with Hopital dude. I know he is sick, and i don't want to be insensitive but I don't like his Ty Ty attitude. me me me me me me me me!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggggg
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Sorry to hear about the frustrations, but sound like the right thing to do.
Hey...
I just stopped here to say, I am Done with Hopital dude. I know he is sick, and i don't want to be insensitive but I don't like his Ty Ty attitude. me me me me me me me me!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggggg
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
*runs in*
*steals all the wine glasses*
*drinks it all up*
Hi, everybody. How's your evenings going?
*clinks IGs wine glass*
Thanks Jill!
Hello drunken Farmer Fred, angel and slutsville.
*sips sweet tea vodka*
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by FarmerFred on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 6:54pm.
Aww, I'm getting emotional! As a longtime lurker, you have no idea how much joy it brings me to have Angel_i and Sluttsville on my side! Thanks, bitches. It really means a lot.
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Are you kidding, I can't believe someone even replied to me in the effin' Open Post.
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LOL! Same!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by JustJack on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 4:26pm.
EEG, was it you who watched the cop cars / paddy wagon go bylast night or was that smurfy.
Whats the Story...
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That was me.
(been working so I missed this)
It was a police standoff, guy came out shooting and the SWAT team or whatever killed him.
I posted the link this morning on yesterday's OP for you, but then deleted it after they named the guy.
I guess he had also turned on the gas in his house and had it rigged like a bomb or something.
Submitted by FarmerFred on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 6:54pm.
Aww, I'm getting emotional! As a longtime lurker, you have no idea how much joy it brings me to have Angel_i and Sluttsville on my side! Thanks, bitches. It really means a lot.
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Are you kidding, I can't believe someone even replied to me in the effin' Open Post.
Aww, I'm getting emotional! As a longtime lurker, you have no idea how much joy it brings me to have Angel_i and Sluttsville on my side! Thanks, bitches. It really means a lot.
Farmer Fred
It's Ted... I'm not really a farmer.
*sigh* That's kinda nice...I WAY prefer the trolls that are just passing through:)
*clinks glasses with Farmer Fred* as well and also, just in case, brings her a glass of water and a breath mint*
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by FarmerFred on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 6:41pm.
I really don't do this EVER, so I don't know how to directly respond to a specific post. But Sluttsville (HA to your name), no worries, husband is 10 minutes away. And I'm not falling over drunk. Just "life sure is happier all of the sudden" drunk. Just an example of how stellar my parenting skills right now- we are currently potty training (KILL ME NOW) and I didn't give into the wine and throw a diaper on the kid, I sat her on her potty and let her sit there for 5 minutes. Only to produce nothing until we put the panties BACK on her. And I even had the wherewithall to clean her up! I am an AWESOME DRUNK MOM!
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*slides over* Understood, now come over & sit down, you'll fit in fine with the rest of us drunks.
I really don't do this EVER, so I don't know how to directly respond to a specific post. But Sluttsville (HA to your name), no worries, husband is 10 minutes away. And I'm not falling over drunk. Just "life sure is happier all of the sudden" drunk. Just an example of how stellar my parenting skills right now- we are currently potty training (KILL ME NOW) and I didn't give into the wine and throw a diaper on the kid, I sat her on her potty and let her sit there for 5 minutes. Only to produce nothing until we put the panties BACK on her. And I even had the wherewithall to clean her up! I am an AWESOME DRUNK MOM!
Farmer Fred
It's Ted... I'm not really a farmer.
Submitted by FarmerFred on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 6:30pm.
Okay, here's the deal. My dear daughter is sick and the only way I can keep her mildly tolerable is with Barbie movies. I guess 102 degree fever does that to a 2 year old princess. ANYWAY, the only way I, the 30 year old princess, can be mildly tolerable while enduring Barbie movies on a constant loop is wine. So I am drunk. While taking care of my sick daughter. I am the worst. I seriously doubt any of you snarky dlisted bitches give two shits but I feel sorta guilty, and this is a GREAT way to anonymously confess!
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Farmer Fred...drinking and parenting sometimes go hand-in-hand, but if your 2 y.o. is ill, you should consider sobering up in case she needs to be taken for medical treatment or requires add'l monitoring from you. Not judging just trying to pass on some advice.
Submitted by FarmerFred on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 6:30pm.
*dialing CPS*
Submitted by FarmerFred on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 6:30pm.
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No judgment here, FF.
*clinks wineglass*
Okay, here's the deal. My dear daughter is sick and the only way I can keep her mildly tolerable is with Barbie movies. I guess 102 degree fever does that to a 2 year old princess. ANYWAY, the only way I, the 30 year old princess, can be mildly tolerable while enduring Barbie movies on a constant loop is wine. So I am drunk. While taking care of my sick daughter. I am the worst. I seriously doubt any of you snarky dlisted bitches give two shits but I feel sorta guilty, and this is a GREAT way to anonymously confess!
Cheers,
Farmer Fred
It's Ted... I'm not really a farmer.