Well, SamRo Does Have A Point...
While some of you are still sleeping and the rest of us are trying to wake the hell up by pinching our nipples and snorting coffee beans whole, Blohan is Tweeting. Or should I say she's freebase Tweeting. Whenever I write about celebwhores fighting on Twitter, I feel like I'm taking us all back to the cafeteria. This shit is just like junior high. Well, if we all went to junior high school in a crackhouse.
It seems that Blohan's crotch is burning up for a different reason this morning. I'm not completely fluent in Crackanese just yet, so I'm not sure what the hell she's trying to say. Can Courtney Love translate?
Basically, SamRo is a cheat, error-maker and "self-out" who thinks Blohan is gross and ruins "ANYTHI." Did I get that part right, at least? And who is SUBSTANISAN?! Is he hot? Really, I don't even know, but this shit is entertaining.
Here's Blohan leaving Waverly Inn last night just a few hours before she gave us "soooooo much insight" on Twitter this morning.


Is this fight (or whatever) one sided or what, because I don't see anything on SamRo's Twitter responding to Lindsay?
Cheats, errors...it's geek speak for tweaking games. Maybe they're just playing video games.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Who knew you could tweet such desperation in so few characters.
@greenfinch:
WHERE is that pic from? I was tryna figure it yesterday too....
Anyway - those tweets I just posted are from some faux-account. I didn't read the dates. Achally, I thought she started a new one to "start fresh" cuz it looked weird. Alas, no. She has decided to keep this shit we see here up front and centre. Charming.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Morning Stock, long time no see...
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I will never understand this thing called twitter.
like, really, TWITTER? Sounds like a word used to describe the sound an old, used up vagina would make.
Lindsay totally twitters.
How ill!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Two Drink ~ good morning doll!
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Pathetic!!!!!
is this like mean girls the lesiban edition?
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All I can make out of her ramblings is that she's still stalking SamRo who thinks she's a dirty bird.
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I am not a pussy.
learn fast, twitter, facebook, myspace and alcohol DO NOT MIX.
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Crackanese - hehe
Stock Broker - you totally made me laugh...
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What is zG positive? Is it contagious?
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Submitted by vmbombshell on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:29am.
It's amazing that we "nobodies" get researched on facebook and myspace and twitter by potential employers, and this bitch got a job at ungaro despite everything. Latest tweets included.
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AMEN,to that! "This world is bullshit."-fiona apple
so desperate.
It's amazing that we "nobodies" get researched on facebook and myspace and twitter by potential employers, and this bitch got a job at ungaro despite everything. Latest tweets included.
angel_i on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:25am.
dont be tardy, for the motherfuckennnn party
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Heeheeeheee. LOL.
@zomay: And golddiggers! LiLo's most recent:
dont be tardy, for the motherfuckennnn party
1:27 PM Aug 20th from web
I had to know;p
LOL! and from a follower:
@tarajeanne i believe you are allergic to the sun.9:46 AM Aug 20th from web
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
cant they just scissor and make-up?
It looks like they put a monkey in front of a keyboard and just let them peck away until they got something that makes some sense. Girl must have been in a blackout or she is illiterate.
Big trouble in Tuna Town.
Angel, I am taking online courses in Klingon. Very hard to master. Only football players and dykes speak it naturally.
I've never seen two people who are more deserving of being denied Internet access.
Well, them and Kanye.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
LOL! That's great. I started following her Twitter after some DListed ho mentioned the weird way she tweets Ronson (it IS weird - she writes in Klingon). I hope Ronson did say 2 her family that Lindsay is gross. They needed to air that shit out, fersure.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
brother sent is not the comments , is lonely!!!!
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Rosetta Stone needs to have a language course in "Cokelang".
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
"This shit is just like junior high. Well, if we all went to junior high school in a crackhouse."
Fuuny funny, yet so true.