Well, SamRo Does Have A Point...
While some of you are still sleeping and the rest of us are trying to wake the hell up by pinching our nipples and snorting coffee beans whole, Blohan is Tweeting. Or should I say she's freebase Tweeting. Whenever I write about celebwhores fighting on Twitter, I feel like I'm taking us all back to the cafeteria. This shit is just like junior high. Well, if we all went to junior high school in a crackhouse.
It seems that Blohan's crotch is burning up for a different reason this morning. I'm not completely fluent in Crackanese just yet, so I'm not sure what the hell she's trying to say. Can Courtney Love translate?
Basically, SamRo is a cheat, error-maker and "self-out" who thinks Blohan is gross and ruins "ANYTHI." Did I get that part right, at least? And who is SUBSTANISAN?! Is he hot? Really, I don't even know, but this shit is entertaining.
Here's Blohan leaving Waverly Inn last night just a few hours before she gave us "soooooo much insight" on Twitter this morning.
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Sometimes I wonder why it is that some of us are ridiculously famous and others, while worthwhile, are unknown. This answers it for me - a complete lack of personal respect.
My god, the things Hohan shares on twitter I usually refrain from telling even my closest friends, lest I be ridiculed for immature thoughts, behavior and generally being a loser shit.
I'm only a few years older than her, but would cringe at making any thoughts like these (and yeah I've had them, we've all felt crazy about a lover and said stupid shit) public. Fuck, if this is what it takes to be "famous" I'm fucking glad to be an unknown plebe. Yikes.
Michael, you may be the whoriest of whores (that's what makes you so special though, at least coming from this ho that loves the 'mos) yet you are so much more relevant and have so much to share in the pathetic discourse we all in engage in!
Luvs to you!
wtf are they talking about? i can't make sense of this and i don't feel like spending time trying to figure it out.
wait, what?
I'm surprised either of these two blockheads can even spell, much less twitter. I always pictured both of them grunting and clicking at each other with their pussay lips like two big dyke crickets.
Submitted by MizRo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:38pm.
KA: I find that move disturbing too - it is CONSTANT.
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That, & the finger in the mouth. It's like she's a toddler that's teething or something. All I can think of when I see her with that finger lingering on or in her mouth is 1.) she's going to give herself philtrum & chin acne, & 2.) the bitch probably only takes showers on a bi-weekly basis, so I seriously doubt she EVER washes her hands, so that means that finger she constantly has in her mouth is FUCKING filthy. It's probably covered in Samro's snatch juice, Lohan's warty snatch juice, coke dust, yellow smoking stains, fake tanner, fecal matter (who knows who it belongs to?), lice, Big Mac special sauce, & whatever other nastiness she's been into within the last month or so. Yuck.
KA: I find that move disturbing too - it is CONSTANT.
Bloho meeds to take a nice rehab trip...
Submitted by KA on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 12:49pm.
WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS HOLD HER HAIR LIKE THAT??? WHY???
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She bought it - she can hold it if she wants.
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS HOLD HER HAIR LIKE THAT??? WHY???
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
Samantha IGNORES Lindsey on twitter. I saw this post this morning and thought "WTF did I miss?" So I browsed over on SamRo's page and found nada.
Lindsey Lohan is a psycho stalker and SamRo just tolerates her to keep her from nutting up all the damn way. Been there, done that with my own version of Lohan.
Other than that, I could give up cable with celebrity twitters and all the juicy entertainment that brings!
But no, I couldn't give up cable. How else could I watch the fakeass show that has two fakeass Queens outbitching one another with a ridiculously fucked up face for a boss (Addicted to beauty)
HUH? I think I need a few martinis and a kilo to interpret.
I can't believe I'm about to admit that I've actually noticed this, but it seems like Lindsay is constantly "tweeting" to Samantha but Samantha rarely ever "tweets" back. She'll tweet "cute" little pics or comments, but doesn't even get so much as a smiley face in return from Samantha. It's pretty much a one way conversation. It's like Lindsay's grasping at straws to stay in Samantha's life & Samantha just doesn't really care enough to even be bothered with it. It really looks kind of sad & desperate on Lindsay's part. But I suppose that's just what Lindsay is: sad & desperate. And a crackhead.
And just for the record, during the day when I'm at work & some idiot is on the phone & won't shut the fuck up about not being able to pay their rent or their toilet not working, I entertain myself by looking at this stupid shit. I guess it's kinda my guilty pleasure. It could always be worse. I mean, I could be freebasing in the bathroom stall or something.
Just what in the twitterpated hell is wrong with these fucktards? Serioulsy!
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Drunk bitch hair swipe!
Is she expected to go into the office as creative whatever at Ungaro? She'll not make it. I actually felt sorry for Britney when she was going through her trials. I kind of hated her up until then. I feel nothing but contempt for this chick, however. She the lowest common denominator. Her and her useless parents.
I love Lindsay! I mean she is obviously crazy and needs rehab..again, but I still love her. Just like Britney. I would much rather read about those types of crazy bitches instead of some phoney bitch..like Jessica Simpson. Lindsay is out being drunk and crazy like its normal, while Simpson was getting ass fucked by Nick and claiming to be a virgin.
Dina should buy Lindsay a real doll, dump an ashtray on it and spray it with Jack Daniels, and Lindsay would never know the difference.
WHAT is the point of this trick's existence, yo?
I got a drunk message from a friend via myspace once. It was kinda funny but embarrassing at the same time because the guy is married and was asking if i'd ever been with a black man, etc. I work with the guy, too!
I've been drunk so much I can do it sober.
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LOL...oh man...there is the unsuspected UPS delivery and then there is the Ebay: YOU WIN ITEM #4340494..then you click on it and scratch your ass in disbelief and go..."headless cupie doll....WHY?"
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Duh, Substanisan is a place! (Somewhere between Iraq and a Cokeyplace.)
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:17am.
angel, the scary thing is that I bet her tweets make sense to her sober.
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LOL! Trudat. She'll, likely, wake up, re-read and say: Well I showed HER, din't I!?! And then do another line.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Oh wait, she was probably sober right?
That must be what happens when you drunk tweet.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:20am.
EEG
I'm the opposite, I know I'm drunk and I'm sure the other person Knows I'm drunk, but I have such
horrible grammar on the regular basis that I am extra extra careful I write everything properly.
the content however..... that's a different story.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by modianos on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:58am.
she makes these spammers look literate in comparison.
hahaha. And they're ESL spammers.
EEG - agreed. If I attempt to text, email, IM, whatever when intoxicated, the next morning I look at it like WTF was I trying to say!?!?
angel, the scary thing is that I bet her tweets make sense to her sober.
The rest of us look at our texts, mails, whatevs and think 'What the fuck was I trying to say?'
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Bump, type, bump, type, that's the way to spell it right.
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Dead by 24.
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Illiterate fucking gutter trash.
Hi There,
Long time reader first time poster. Can't believe I can actually understand this but I think you read it from the bottom up so it would be like:
"Can you make an attempt not to ruin anythizG (anything?)Positive that I have finally deserved (that job she got an Ungaro? Really? She deserved that, eh?)
New thought?: Just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors...and Thank you for being a friend before a sell out.........the term "self-out" was coined by me and I gave them so much insight, for their not only complete, but Substanisan (substanial?) friends
But you did perform to her, you just told me that your friends are worth more than I am 2 yr family (the fam of SaMANtha said they like SAM'S Friends better than HOhan?) and that i'm gross*thx
I'm from jersey, so we have to be fluent in Crackanese lest we ever get lost in Newark or Camden
Also, "self-out" sound like what Gaycrest says in the mirror before he goes to bed.
EastEndGirl on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 10:05am.
Anyone have updates on this skanks twitter? Or did she finally pass out?
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Passed out. But the twitter world is ALL abuzz. Everyone's like: Get away from that ho, SamRo! I can't wait til she wakes up;p
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Anyone have updates on this skanks twitter? Or did she finally pass out?
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Samantha need to find herself a real woman, but is hard to break up with a drug addict.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
@Chirio - I havent a clue either as to what is being said. Its crackatwiterize and I don't get it.
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Also, why the F*ck...does she hold her hair in her hand like that?? It looks so f*cking retarded, like she is holding her head up as if her neck cannot support it.....She is a f8cking NUT!
POOOTEEEE!
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“I think that marijuana should not only be legal, I think it should be a cottage industry.” -Stephen King
haha I almost put the coffee straw up my nose while reading that twitter. I dont understand..what is she saying?
Coma Caca!!
Oh looky!!! She's getting the meth sores on her forehead! Yes!
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Did anyone else notice, it looks like Lohan got her forehead botoxed big time??!! It has changed her face a bit, as it always does.
POOOTEEEE!
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:32am.
does she still try to say she doesn't drink ??
She's carrying a swizzle-stick out of the bar. Can you scoop up coke with that?
First there was drunk dialing. Then drunk texting. Now drunk tweeting. Is she now going to claim someone hacked her Twitter account? Attention all drunks, step away from the keyboard!
Samro thinks Hohan is gross? Substanisan maybe but def not gross.
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So basically this meth-faced cunt has been up partying all night AGAIN? The world will rejoice when she finally OD's and kicks it.
LMFAO at Zanna.... drinking and ebaying do not mix... you are correct. UPS guy showed up one day with one of those "leg lamps" like in the movie A Christmas Story... that went over well.
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does she still try to say she doesn't drink ?? or is she open about it now ??
Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay: Everyone knows it's never a good idea to go full retard.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Isn't she supposed to be in the middle of filming a movie?
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
Team SamRo!! I hate 'ANYTHI' and I'm glad SamRo ruined it!!!
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