Hot Slut Of The Day!
Amber from America's Next Top Model 13: The Midget Edition - Last night ANTM13 premiered and we met Amber, who is either an actress or some crazy bitch who escaped from the local mental hospital. That would make sense since crazy attracts crazy (all eyes pointing to Tyra). Amber claimed she wanted to ANTM for Jesus. Throughout the entire episode, Amber kept shouting how much she loved Jesus. It was like Heidi Montag's Twitter account come to LIFE.
Amber actually made it into the top 14 and I was looking forward to witnessing her fuckery. However, the crazy Jesus-lover didn't show up to the first day of the competition! Amber's ass dropped out for "personal reasons." YES, we got robbed! I'm wondering what those "personal reasons" are? Did she finally get caught by the doctors at the mental hospital? Did Jesus send her a personal memo to stop using his damn name to further her famewhore cause? Was Amber just an actress planted by Ty Ty to make this shit entertaining? Who knows, but I actually miss the loon. I guess we'll have just to rely on Tyra to bring the crazy this season.
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AAAHHH!!! The bones! She's too damn skinny
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It's too bad she bailed out - I was ready to christen her anorexia-for-jesus for the rest of the season.
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Once I've emotionally, physically and financially destroyed you, I'm more than willing to forgive and forget.
I also thought Amber reminded me of Lady GaGa... just does not compute.....
Not being able to watch Amber on here is like eating one Lays chip and then someone steals the bag away. :( I was dying to see how she'd do. I feel Nicole may win it all despite her being in another world. Wouldn't you love to get inside her head? ANTM is my FAVE of all the reality shows because I not only love watching all the girls but I love the photography. None of these girls will go on to major stardom in the modeling world, but there ARE models under 5'7 and they do work.
bianca is just UGLY. nicole is on xanax or something, she is just WEIRD. amber was a plant & a hoot. bet she scream i love jesus when she has sex. i love it when tyty smiles with her eyes.
Designers freak out when a model is 5' 8". Good luck to Ty Ty getting any of these shrimps hired.
OMG, she's from my home town!!! Yikes! I wonder where she feeds the homeless? I feel like dropping in to interview her. LOL
The personal reasons were she's on a 5150. Girl is bat shit crazy!
That bald black girl is UGLY - period. Why does Tyra instist on selecting these FUGLY SISTAHS?!
jt
she probably woke up with a stigmata and realized that her kind of crazy is reserved for her homeboy, Jay-sus!
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My first thought was, wow she's reeeeeeeeeeeally skinny. I think the bald-headed black girl is very pretty.
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
People like this make me uncomfortable. I want to choke her.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Guess they caught Amber and sent her back to the compound which is too bad since she was very entertaining.
Damn, I missed this crap! I totally agree that bitch is a lawsuit waiting to happen, there's gotta be a restraining order somewhere with her name on it.
green, I have sent another mail with your link and my link for the american airing. Let's hope he gives it a look.
HEAR THAT MK???
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
@EEG
look http://www.slice.ca/Shows/ShowsPage.aspx?Title_ID=105200 what a lovely photo of the two of them..
i shall search..perhaps we can convince him to tivo it...hmmm cue the mission impossible theme..
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do dooooddoooddoooooooo
"We're going to SAVE THE WORLD!"
I was dying....She definitely got swiped up by Social Services so Tyra wouldn't get a damn lawsuit. I Think the redhead on heroin is going to be the next loon to go, and I want the hillbilly blond to win! She lives in a trailer, shits outside and her "Grandmama" sews her cloths! THAT'S ANTM!!
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
hehe!
I was sooo disappointed when I didn't see her face in hour two. She was my favorite kind of crazzzzy.
That wildcard who ended up going home had the eyebrows of MK's dreams though.
green, I found this on wiki:
At the End of My Leash is a reality television program starring Brad Pattison. In the United States, At the End of My Leash airs under the title In the Dog House on Animal Planet on Saturdays at 8 and 8:30 pm.
Maybe we can get him to tivo the merikin airing and see the hotness we speak of.
I could not find any good youtube vids.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
jesus told me you're crazy.
Easy on the midget reference MK..some of us are sensitive ;). No offense to anyone, but I am always weary of anyone whose every other sentence contains the word Jesus.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
That is a particular brand of crazy. wow.
I watched this last night and this Jesus chick was all sorts of batshitcrazy. I'm bummed that she won't be on the show.They have another chick on there that should be good for a laugh or two who's nickname was "bloody eyeball" and looks like she just slammed a shitload of heroin.
"I only get more loving-er" ???????????
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I just cant watch this mess anymore. tyra is starting to beat a dead horse with this ANTM its been 13 cycles when is there actually going to be a top model?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:10am.
that sounds like a good idea to me...although im not sure i want to get yelled at hahahaha...
i wonder if there are clips on youtube we can send..i'll have to check..
plus you'd think as a dog owner he'd love to put up brad and rudy ppfftt
Submitted by Romy on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:07am.
Yeahhhh I love ANTM I can't wait to see all those crazy bitches attack each other! And throw hissy fits during the makeover!
Shame I don't live in the US and have to wait till someone uploads it.
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Someone puts it on Youtube every week...it's only a day late:) It's always in five parts.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
green, it is time for us to start spamming MK's mailbox till we see Brad Pattisons mug up there with Rudy.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Yeahhhh I love ANTM I can't wait to see all those crazy bitches attack each other! And throw hissy fits during the makeover!
Shame I don't live in the US and have to wait till someone uploads it.
Ha! This was the only clip I watched last week. And then I re-evaluated my need to watch this show at all.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Jesus told me not to watch this show...and I listened.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
since this hot slut seems to be a bomb, can i put my vote in for brad the dog guy..puhhhhhleeeeaaaaseeeeeeeee
fanks in advance lol
no comments yet? wow..obvioulsy no one cares or knows who this supposed hot slut is lol
better luck next time mk lol
I'll bet one of her family members staged an intervention.