Hot Slut Of The Day!
Amber from America's Next Top Model 13: The Midget Edition - Last night ANTM13 premiered and we met Amber, who is either an actress or some crazy bitch who escaped from the local mental hospital. That would make sense since crazy attracts crazy (all eyes pointing to Tyra). Amber claimed she wanted to ANTM for Jesus. Throughout the entire episode, Amber kept shouting how much she loved Jesus. It was like Heidi Montag's Twitter account come to LIFE.
Amber actually made it into the top 14 and I was looking forward to witnessing her fuckery. However, the crazy Jesus-lover didn't show up to the first day of the competition! Amber's ass dropped out for "personal reasons." YES, we got robbed! I'm wondering what those "personal reasons" are? Did she finally get caught by the doctors at the mental hospital? Did Jesus send her a personal memo to stop using his damn name to further her famewhore cause? Was Amber just an actress planted by Ty Ty to make this shit entertaining? Who knows, but I actually miss the loon. I guess we'll have just to rely on Tyra to bring the crazy this season.