Took His Old Ass Long Enough
Hugh Hefner and his wife Kimberly Conrad haven't been together "like that" for over 10 years, but they have never divorced. Suddenly, Hef has decided to snip the cord and set Kimberly free. TMZ reports that Hef filed for divorce on Friday citing the good ole' "irreconcilable differences." Hef and Kimberly got married on July 1, 1989, but have been separated since January 12, 1998.
Hef says that the reason why he's legally quitting Kimberly's ass now is because she recently filed a $5 million lawsuit against him. Kimberly sued Hef after he fucked her by selling the house she and their sons were living in, which is next to the Playboy mansion.
In the documents, Hef states that he's already given Kimberly around $12 million, so he feels like he should only pay her $20,000 a month in spousal support.
You know, Hef could probably get away with paying her ass nothing due to the fact that their marriage is not valid. The last time I checked, humans and zombies could not legally get married in the State of California.
In possibly related news, a crazy blonde bitch in a white wedding dress was seen pulling up to the Playboy mansion IN THIS.
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Their sons are ugly...
I hope Kim gets EVERYTHING she wants from this piece of shit. I really do: he's an odious creature and he CHOSE to marry her and buy her things.
So now, all the girls leave him, he's probably low on cash with all the dimestore whoas he's been takiing care of...
The day this man dies, I will celebrate.
Submitted by Bo on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 7:41am.
There are two boxes to check on a California divorce petition: "irreconcilable differences" and "incurable insanity." I think they checked the wrong box.
LOL
Sounds like Mrs. Hef had a sweet deal.
Wish I could find some sugar cougar to give me that kind of cash.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
There are two boxes to check on a California divorce petition: "irreconcilable differences" and "incurable insanity." I think they checked the wrong box.
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So, she's received $12 million from him over the years, and she's suing him because he sold a home that he allowed her to live in rent free for over 15 years, one that he bought specifically for her use out of his own money? She's totally out of touch with reality; doesn't the dumbass realize that there are people out there who are barely making it? Rich bitches with their heads stuck in the clouds, who demand millions, deserve a severe beatdown; this bitch is no different...
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she's my type but she'd eat me alive ;p
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Submitted by cmes24 on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:37pm.
cmes
The Holly Madison site has a Book Club tab?
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Madonna: Like an Icon and Casino;
My book club recommendation for the month of September is Casino by Nicholas Pileggi. It is the true story that Martin Scorscese's awesome movie of the same name was based on, but the book uses real names. It's a great, light read perfect for laying out in the sun. I know it's Labor Day weekend already, but we in Vegas are celebrating summer until Halloween. This book seems to be out of print, as i could only find used copies on Amazon.com. Get it!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Silk pajamas make me feel funny.
12 million and 20K a month...not to shabby!!
cmes
The Holly Madison site has a Book Club tab? I didn't click on it for fear of lowerin my IQ. What do you think the book of the year is? A copy of Hello Magazine, like that Ab Fab episode? Probably not even that ambitious. Maybe a Little Golden Book?
Nite whores! You skank assed bitches is some HWAT heiffas and donchu evah doubt that shit! Yeah, flash some tittays and/or peen to prove it...Go on, you know you wanna...
Nite SLUTS....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:59pm.
I bid a dime *bag*.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by Mawy on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 6:52pm.
This creature (not worthy of the title man) disgusts me. He got famous from degrading women and being the ultimate man whore. If he were a woman, society would shun him, but he's a man so it's all ok.
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Which explains why Wonky McValrex attends his parties regularly.
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Shutup bitches, like you wouldn't sell a ho fo' a dime...Don't lie...Well my tiger ass is waitin' to be sold...A'ight, A'ight, I see you dilemma...sell my ass fo a nickel...What? A tiger needs to get hers....
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Tiger, you are pearl beyond riches; you're the Mona Lisa of dlisted. No one could ever sell your ass cuz you is priceless.
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Ain't dat da TROOF???? *swishin' tiger tail*...
Anyway biddin' start at 5 dollah....I say FIVE DOLLAH...
Wait, where are you skanks goin'????? FO' FITTY???? I say FO' FITTY??? *tapping mic..* Is this thing on????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
@Tigerlilly: I think your weed is a lot better than mine:(
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:46pm.
Tigerlilly! (sorry that took so long OMG will this day never end?!?)
I would LOVE to sleep on a bed of marshmallows provided they were replaced daily with fresh ones becuz I'm too old and jaded to enjoy the fantasy of marshmallows that never get sticky and dirty:)
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Nope, never sticky or dirty...*cat nip huff*...oh, but then we have us some marmalade skies in the morning...Yeah...and *huff"...Strawberry fields...and....EGGMAN...*drool, KERPLUNK*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by Mawy on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 6:52pm.
This creature (not worthy of the title man) disgusts me. He got famous from degrading women and being the ultimate man whore. If he were a woman, society would shun him, but he's a man so it's all ok.
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Which explains why Wonky McValrex attends his parties regularly.
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Shutup bitches, like you wouldn't sell a ho fo' a dime...Don't lie...Well my tiger ass is waitin' to be sold...A'ight, A'ight, I see you dilemma...sell my ass fo a nickel...What? A tiger needs to get hers....
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Tiger, you are pearl beyond riches; you're the Mona Lisa of dlisted. No one could ever sell your ass cuz you is priceless.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Tigerlilly! (sorry that took so long OMG will this day never end?!?)
I would LOVE to sleep on a bed of marshmallows provided they were replaced daily with fresh ones becuz I'm too old and jaded to enjoy the fantasy of marshmallows that never get sticky and dirty:)
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:42pm.
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Don't have me come out there!! :)
Edit: Hugh Hefner will extract it in a pound of flesh.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:23pm
And Tiger, don't listen to her. *raises one Canadian dollah to two pounds Sterling*
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Fuckin' exchange rate gets me every time!!!
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*digs around in purse, finds a dime, one slightly used Tic-Tac and an old grocery list*
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*tapping toe* You know I settle for nothing less than a crumpled Salem and an antibacterial wipe!!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by gaomingxan on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:31pm.
I actually work as an English as a second language volunteer so let me tell the rest of them what you're really trying to say:
Вы знаете плохие люди с низкими счетами кредита и малюсенькими dicks изыскивают женщин как вы на праве www.sugarloves.com?
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Translated this means:
You know bad men with low credit scores and tiny dicks seek women like me on www.sugarloves.com
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:23pm
And Tiger, don't listen to her. *raises one Canadian dollah to two pounds Sterling*
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Fuckin' exchange rate gets me every time!!!
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*digs around in purse, finds a dime, one slightly used Tic-Tac and an old grocery list*
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:20pm.
I can't stand the fossil, he is really the epitome of the phrase "dirty old man".
Its like he is this horny, old dog, who will go on humping the chair leg, even when he is half blind, senile and a hundred years old.
I wish someone would chemically castrate him already. Or throw a bucket of ice cold water over him since he is permanently in heat.
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But why??? He's not doing anything illegal...I mean, so he's a horn dog...What man ain't?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:23pm
And Tiger, don't listen to her. *raises one Canadian dollah to two pounds Sterling*
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Fuckin' exchange rate gets me every time!!!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:20pm.
I can't stand the fossil, he is really the epitome of the phrase "dirty old man".
Its like he is this horny, old dog, who will go on humping the chair leg, even when he is half blind, senile and a hundred years old.
I wish someone would chemically castrate him already. Or throw a bucket of ice cold water over him since he is permanently in heat.
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:21pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:12pm.
Tiger, I'll see your nickel and raise you one Canadian dollah.
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And who said they wuzn't no Angels on earf????
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You rang? :D
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ANGEL!!!! *rubbing all six tiger tits in Angel's face*....Yeah, I'm a hot sexay bitch...*taking hit off catnip pipe...*....mmmmmm...wouldn't it be awesome if we slept on marshmallows? It'd be so soft and comfy but we'd so totally have breakfast in bed in the morning....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Anyone that walks around in pj's and a robe all day drinking martini's and chasing after skank decades younger would be declared nuts and wisked off to the funny farm - except him.
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Shittake happens...
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:20pm.
Chicks who probably say things like "gloss rhymes with hair"! (Kendra, anyone?)
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LMAO! What' that all about?
Kendra really is the original dumb blonde.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Gold digger and her fossil.
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:18pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:12pm.
Tiger, I'll see your nickel and raise you one Canadian dollah.
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And who said they wuzn't no Angels on earf????
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You rang? :D
(NB: I'm not sure whether I'm answering to the "Loonie" or the "Angel", do let me know:)
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Nits, the last time I dropped my panties there was a giant flash alright. Why else do you think we had all that thunder and lightening today?
And Tiger, don't listen to her. *raises one Canadian dollah to two pounds Sterling*
Hugh Hefner is a disgrace of a human being...at his age, you'd think he would want someone to enjoy his golden years with. Instead, he'd rather have women young enough to be his grandchildren playing with his Viagra-d dick just for their 15 minutes of fame. Chicks who probably say things like "gloss rhymes with hair"! (Kendra, anyone?)
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:12pm.
Tiger, I'll see your nickel and raise you one Canadian dollah.
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And who said they wuzn't no Angels on earf????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:12pm.
Tiger, I'll see your nickel and raise you one Canadian dollah.
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Don't believe that shit for a minute, Tiger. I've been hearing about this "illusive Canadian Dollah," ever since IG moved here over a year ago. You know, you drop your panties..there's a bright flash..then *poof* she's gone.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Tiger, I'll see your nickel and raise you one Canadian dollah.
I heard him say his "empire" will be inherited by his children. No mention was made of his ex.
Those two were the genetic material for two of the ugliest kids ever born!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by Mawy on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 6:52pm.
This creature (not worthy of the title man) disgusts me. He got famous from degrading women and being the ultimate man whore. If he were a woman, society would shun him, but he's a man so it's all ok.
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Which explains why Wonky McValrex attends his parties regularly.
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Shutup bitches, like you wouldn't sell a ho fo' a dime...Don't lie...Well my tiger ass is waitin' to be sold...A'ight, A'ight, I see you dilemma...sell my ass fo a nickel...What? A tiger needs to get hers....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Aw! Did you know Hef had bunny-free family nights every Tuesday? I'm telling you, the guy's not that bad.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Even in this decade old pic, bitch is giving the cameraman the old, "Just Here for the Money," smile.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
it is hard to reconcile that you are young and married to a damn corpse and said corpse has the balls to have a harem....
I might have that Kimberley Conrad Playboy issue before she married Hef.
oh and if Kelis can take damn Nas to the cleaners, Kimberley shouldn't even have a problem getting a piece of what pie she wahts in what ever flavor.
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We can do it, it's all up to us mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today
Submitted by Mawy on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 6:52pm.
This creature (not worthy of the title man) disgusts me. He got famous from degrading women and being the ultimate man whore. If he were a woman, society would shun him, but he's a man so it's all ok.
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Which explains why Wonky McValrex attends his parties regularly.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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She had the golddigging sense to catch two babies from bouncing on some geezer's cock and get him to marry her yet it didn't occur to her to get shit put in her name?
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I am not a pussy.
This creature (not worthy of the title man) disgusts me. He got famous from degrading women and being the ultimate man whore. If he were a woman, society would shun him, but he's a man so it's all ok.
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anyone who wears a leopard half shirt/belly shirt/velour mess is fine by me....
Heeeeyyy, EEG and IslandGirl!
Thanks, Tristam and Momus. I appreciate any help/advice I can get right now.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Did he own the home or was it owned by Playboy, Inc to avoid taxes? Rich people hide assets all of the time and Hef could have done that with the house she was living in. I think Playboy, Inc actually owns the Playboy Mansion but Hef has some kind of deal to live there for however long because he's part of the image. He sold the company for cash years ago.
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I am not a pussy.
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 6:28pm.
If Cali is your home state, even tho you live overseas, I bet you can file here (if you consider it your long-term future residence).
I just found this book on military divorces:
http://www.divorcesupport.com/divorce/Divorce-and-the-Military-II-2733.h...
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 6:28pm.
I did not see the show, but I live in Ohio, the lose your house king of anerica, so nothing would shock me..
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