Assemblyman Michael Duvall Is One Horny Bitch
I'm telling you, my ass is in the wrong business. The politics game is where the fun and fucking is. When you aren't dropping it low to "The Halle Berry Song" or enjoying a dazzling tap dance performance by Larry Craig in the men's restroom or smoking crack with Senator Jeff Sessions, you're hearing all about Mike Duvall's kinky antics with his mistress.
OCWeekly reports that right before the start of a committee hearing, California Assemblyman Mike Duvall gave the dude next to him the tingles (or the dry heaves) by talking about how his mistress wears "eye-patch underwear" and loves it when he spanks her nalgas. Mike didn't know that the mic in front of him was hot, so it was all caught on tape. Note to self: Always stick a thermometer on a mic before talking about sex stuff.
The scandal in all of this is that not only is Mike married with two children, but his mistress is a lobbyist. Mike is also a "family values" advocate who was a staunch supporter of Prop 8.
And if that's not entertaining enough, Mike said that after he had "a lot" of sex with his mistress on Wednesday, she told him: "I am going up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me! So messy!" No, that wasn't Mike's dick milk dripping out of her. It was hypocrisy. MESSY!
P.S. - Why does it look like I'm watching a clip from 1986? Somebody get KCAL a new camera for Christmas.
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lol freshfacestripper...never heard of that case before
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im horny..i dont know about you.
Submitted by Zonko on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 12:58am.
STILL .... nothing tops the king:
Sen David Vitter's sex scandal STILL takes the cake:
(paying hookers to have sex with him ... while all the time wearing a baby bonnet and a DIAPER)..... use your imagination for the rest (if you can stomach it).
GOP = GRAND OLD PERVERTS.
I know...MK. You should just be a hooker and move to DC! It always goes down.
...wait,WHAT??
oh hell,no.
They just played part of the clip on the news. Apparently this guy has TWO mistresses and they BOTH are lobbyists!
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STILL .... nothing tops the king:
Sen David Vitter's sex scandal STILL takes the cake:
(paying hookers to have sex with him ... while all the time wearing a baby bonnet and a DIAPER)..... use your imagination for the rest (if you can stomach it).
GOP = GRAND OLD PERVERTS.
Submitted by Zonko on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:14pm.
Good, then he can fall back on his story-telling. I've read worse in Penthouse Forum.
Tristram,
oh noes. missed child-birth seminar!
I can just imagine...but I won't.
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Submitted by Zonko on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:14pm.
A STATEMENT FROM THE FAT FUCK:
"I want to make it clear that my decision to resign is in no way an admission that I had an affair or affairs. My offense was engaging in inappropriate story-telling and I regret my language and choice of words.
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So he was telling stories he made up in his head? O, that's better.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
A STATEMENT FROM THE FAT FUCK:
"I want to make it clear that my decision to resign is in no way an admission that I had an affair or affairs. My offense was engaging in inappropriate story-telling and I regret my language and choice of words. The resulting media coverage was proving to be an unneeded distraction to my colleagues and I resigned in the hope that my decision would allow them to return to the business of the state."
ANOTHER REPUBLICAN HYPOCRITE / COWARD.
IT WARMS MY HEART TO SEE THESE "FAMILY VALUES" FUCKERS GO DOWN IN FLAMES -- SERVES HIM RIGHT FOR SUPPORTING PROP. 8.
HIP HIP HOORAY !!!!!!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:57pm.
I guess you dint read the child-birthing seminar today?
Tristram,
OH! That just made my dinner want to come back up!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:31pm.
I know! Forget old--who'd have bareback sex with a politician?
Tristram,
Well, hopefully one of the dripping chicks gave him a gift that he can't give back....
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The dripping comment is pretty bad.
I mean, how can he leave the house!?
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:51pm.
It's all fun and games until the world knows that you’re a hypocritical piece of shit, and then it's fuckin hilarious!!!!!!
Yeah, he bagged out without a whimper. Back to his insurance biz and years of show-therapy.
It's all fun and games until the world knows that you’re a hypocritical piece of shit, and then it's fuckin hilarious!!!!!!
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Its gone now,Damn you CBS killing all he silly fucking political fun tapes on the net!
SO he resigned?Since that link is also "not found"
Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. i am
just in the beginning of my career and want to find a rich man, maybe to be my sugar daddy. so i uploaded my hot and even
naked photos on ~~~~ http://www.Sugarloves.Com under the name Michelle2000, maybe you want to check out my photos firstly!
I fucking hate those family values morons.
"I am deeply saddened that my inappropriate comments have become a major distraction for my (colleagues in the Assembly)classmates, who are working hard on the very serious problems (facing our state)on the board,"
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Ha! I wanna hear that in a highschool classroom now.
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 6:55pm.
He resigned today.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/09/09/state/n11124...
Nice clear photo of his hypocritical smirk included.
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Damn, is that woman behind him fucking him too, d'ya think? Could be.
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
FUCK THIS !!!! be whatever you want democrat/republican but walk the walk and talk the fucking talk....this makes me ENRAGED yet not surprised....
it's always the conservative ones!
Hypocritical misogynist much?
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Submitted by Big Bertha on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 6:52pm.
women are having voluntary sex with that ugly fat fuck?i hope he gets kicked out of office, his wife divorces his sorry ass and his two 'mistresses' turn out to be paid hookers.
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I hate say this, but you and I both know the missus ain't going nowhere. And following his resignation, he'll continue to push his seed in some other skeezer's bush sans the public's scrutiny.
"Night-night. Keep your butt-hole tight!"
I wonder if his wife will do the traditional "stand by your man" shtick while he says he's sowwwy for letting his peeps down.
He resigned today.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2009/09/09/state/n11124...
Nice clear photo of his hypocritical smirk included.
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women are having voluntary sex with that ugly fat fuck?
i hope he gets kicked out of office, his wife divorces his sorry ass and his two 'mistresses' turn out to be paid hookers.
Sounds Delightful!
"Night-night. Keep your butt-hole tight!"
So he's pro-family values, huh? Is that supposed to imply that everybody else is anti-family? Fascist fucker.
I blame marriage. it turns so called decent folks into vile creatures.besides politicians cheating on their wives is so passe.wake me up when there is human sacrifice and orgies involved.
HAHAHAHAHAH.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Damn... if they would have kept the tape rolling he probably what have talked about the teen Zac Efron -ish twink he was banging out too.
I mean everyone is a hypocrite, but shit like this annoys me. Family values my ass.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
The good news is that there were thousands (OK, hundreds. Tens?) of little Republicans running down her legs.
BWAAA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!! Hope she has Stainmaster carpet!!
Wow- family values my ass! this guy is just doing what every other man is (or wishes he was). I'd also like to know how this is news? Our boys are in Afghanistan in danger and this is what we focus on?
Submitted by dukeypoop on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 5:29pm.
And damn proud!
And that class, is how you turn the tables on someone. So what did we learn? Like our proud gay friend dukeypoop, Tyroan has asshole on the mind, because he's "demented like that".
Tyroan, you were a valiant little fella, but just not up to a battle of wits.
Reversal, +2 points, Provolone wins like always....NEXT!
P.S. Now we know why his dog has an ear up in his avvie....he's listening to his owner slamming against the headboard. Remember Tyroan, don't project, this really is a 'safe place' : D
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Submitted by MrsMKDL on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 5:24pm.
heres cum dripping skank in all her glory:
Clearly an older pic. Good to see she completed her ethics course on time.
I what to hear more details
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA to the moon and back.
That's not how secrets work old boy. You can have your cake and eat it. Even if it is a rather dusty, shriveled up cake without a hint of moisture. The problems start when you run your mouth to anyone who will listen..
I believe that constitutes a very definite FAIL.
--thanks awfully--
And damn proud!
Submitted by dukeypoop on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 5:24pm.
are you a gay american?
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 5:20pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 5:13pm.
No. You were correct to do so. Some people just dig for cleverness where there's none to be found. : (
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O good. Becuz I think Lady Gaga's vagina IS beautiful!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Add me to the asshole list...thought that first thought...but then again, I'm demented that way
Add me to the asshole list...thought that first thought...but then again, I'm demented that way
heres cum dripping skank in all her glory:
http://cal-access.ss.ca.gov/Lobbying/Lobbyists/Detail.aspx?id=1268268&se...
urgh - bleach anyone? I need to swallow it and DIE after the mental image that's currently in my head.
I can't believe that somebody could be so careless. I would have thought that being a married man he would want to keep his affairs as quiet as possible.
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