Thursday, September 10th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 9th!
When evolution meets Cisco Adler's balls. - Untamed Shrew
Runners-up:
Chyna's clit auditions for the revival of 'Little Shop of Horrors.' - islandgirl
Well. We knew it would happen.
Sienna's moral compass grew legs and
went running right back to Balthazar. - WTFOMGLOL
Hence the reason make-up artists were understandably upset at the length of time it took to prepare Mickey Rourke as The Wrestler...and as a human. - IAmTPack
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
OMG-thanks!!!! Kadooze to my fellow winners!!
Seriously...what the fuck is it?
Cheers!
I'm pretty sure it's some kind of mole. I can't remember the name, but I just read about it on AOL's ugliest animals in the world. I'm too stoned to look up the exact name. But it's a mole!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:17am.
I figgered they were like turkey giblets--you know how they stuff them back into the bird before cooking? I think the only way to suss out this one is to find a caption on the original pic.
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 9:08am.
And why the hell is it on a living room chair, being toyed with?
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And why does it look like little aliens are trying to escape from it?!? Some mysteries I love...others really should be solved!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 09/10/2009 - 8:50am.
It took me forever to Google that sea creature and I ended up getting the answer here. I can't believe no one here knows! Poo on you all!
I tried yesterday then gave up. I'm not sure if it's Photoshopped, but that's a cop-out. It's like a big bird (ostrich?) with fur and hooves. And why the hell is it on a living room chair, being toyed with?
awesome wins, that thing was making me sick yesterday.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
@IV: Right!? It took me forever to Google that sea creature and I ended up getting the answer here. I can't believe no one here knows! Poo on you all!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
I could try Googling "hideous beast" but you know Heidi Montag would come up.
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Congrats funny slutz!
What in the name of Bunson E. Honeydew IS that thing? We can't even Google it because it doesn't have a name. GAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Congrats Untamed Shrew! IG♥♥! Looking mighty fine in the winners circle!, WTFOMGLOL♥, as usual bow to your damn funny ass, and IAmTPack, glad to see you up this joint again. WTG!!
Now, to join the chorus..WTH is that thing?!
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Well done Untamed Shrew, islandland girl-isn't that the remains of your busted CT cherry from last week, WTFOMGLOL-congrats on your 3,058th win, IAmTPack-love the Mickey Rourke reference.
My favorite comment was:
"It just showed up out of nowhere claiming some drunk named IG forgot and left it behind in Del Rio." *runs away*
YAAAY IG!!! Congrats WTFOMGLOL, Untamed Shrew & IAmTPack
WTF is that????? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE TELL US!!!
awwwww shuckx. thanks guys !
and congrats to all for some funny shit!
..that being said .. OK, WTF is that thing ???
brother sent is not the comments , is lonely！！！！
A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It's dedicated for those sugar daddies http://www.Sugarloves.Com !!! who are rich and successful to support and pamper women who will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.
Congratatas IG!
Now make it go AWAAAAAAY!
Awesome captions for a thoroughly gross picture!
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Haha! I mentioned earlier that I loved this thread and now I ALSO love these winners! Congrats, beechez!
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Aw, shucks!! Thanks guys. ♥
*wipes eyes, tries not to get all emo*
Congrats everyone!
Nice captions! Whooo hoo IG and WTFOMGLOL!
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"I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe
WooHoo IG ♥ and WFTOMGLOL! Two funny slut who make me laugh everyday! Congratulations Untamed Shrew and IAmTPack, too!
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My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day. ~John Steinbeck
Congrats Weiners!
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The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence won't you come out to play
Congrats to Untamed Shrew, and to IG (ringing mah triangle in your honour), WTFOMGLOL, and IAmTPack!!
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Before each interview, Kate Gosselin makes sure to snack on the testicles of her poor victims, for good luck
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Paris Hiltons Crotch when she forgets to douche.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Though she tried to entice it with cookies, Lindsay Lohan's vagina finally gave up and left her.
will the real chupacabra please stand up Cabrone?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
You'd think Paris Hilton would have learned her lesson about NO CAMERAS in the BEDROOM by now!
Aborted abortion aborts abortion.
Shortly after the announcement of baby #19, Michelle Duggar's snatch finally quit that bitch and now resides comfortably on an MTV soundstage where crew members are busy building the next Real World loft inside of it.
500 years into the future Madonna still finds ways to stink up the sound waves.
That Vagina needs Viagra!
the fuck?!
Finally, Tommy Girl's Scient-hole breaks free and takes over L. Ron Hubbard's coveted donation chair.
THIS is how Clooney broke his hand.. trust!
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:33pm.
Tori Spelling...Makeup!!!
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Hahaha...ftw...
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
The Lohan family Crotch Shot Collection was comleted when Ali's gynecologist sent a photo to Us Weekly.
Can someone tell me what that is?? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
On the set of the Sex and the City 2 movie, Phil (the lowly intern) curses the heavens and wonders why he's been relegated to doing Kim's make up again.
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Whores of a feather, trick the streets together!
After the last litter of eight Octo-Mom goes in for another!
Free from the restraints of his previous job, Michael Duvall can now play with whatever rabid snatch he likes.
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Whores of a feather, trick the streets together!
Despite repeated warnings "not to feed Kate's possum pussay," one brave soul ventures forward...
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Whores of a feather, trick the streets together!
Looks like Paris forgot to take her Valtrex again...
Tori Spelling...Makeup!!!
Jesus Christ! Is Paris Hilton's vagina asking for hand outs AGAIN!?!?