Wednesday, September 9th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Kim Cattrall
Yes, yes, yes, I'm posting a zillion more pictures from THAT MOVIE! You'll thank me when it comes out. While all your friends are spending $12 to see this Vagisil party, you can use that money to buy two bottles of Strawberry Hill, because you will already know what happens thanks to all these damn pictures! SPOILER ALERT?
SJP already shot her flashback scene, so it's Kim Cattrall's turn! Kim stepped out of her trailer today looking like you something you get when you rub Dee Snider and Jesse Camp together while spraying the air with AquaNet. And at 53-years-old, memaw is shitting on tricks almost half her age (i.e. Lady CaCa and Xtina.)
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Well he is a bit of an idiot. I responded to a particularly awful email with Imma gonna shank you. His response? Oh you want to shag me?
UH NO.
Let's concentrate on this weekends date. It is a set up and have never done one of those.
Oh and aging. I made it to 40 with 20/20 and just recently found myself holding small print at a distance. Went and got reading glasses today.
Hoping beyond hope that I can pull off the sexy librarian look that you do. :)
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
I was gonna say, that's forward. And awkward.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Ack ISMU, no. But I do have one of those in my phone that is being saved 'just in case'
No that I am that kind of bitch.
*whistles*
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
A picture text? Of his... situation??
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
ISMU,
Word sistah. Dudley sent me a picture text of himself this aft. We have been split for what? almost six weeks. Do.Not.Care.
I have a date this weekend. Yay!
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
lol...so much laughter (abs of steel are emerging)
Coma Caca!!
"I want to make this work".
"Hmmm... shoulda thought of that when I cared."
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
((falls off chair LOL)) @ ISMU!! I tell him that 2-3 times a wk.
Coma Caca!!
Chirio- Ugh, tell that sorry ass to shuffle his own fucking deck.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
LOL ISMU!
Coma Caca!!
EEG, too right. "I want this to work for me*
ROFL! first ROFL of the day thanks to: EEG!
2 tamales for you!
Totally agree with JustJack: drinking/dialing and or texting while sipping is not the way to function. So I've heard. ( goes to her corner with her lil banjo)
Coma Caca!!
Hey, boobies.
I forgot to tell y'alls my laugh of the day. My husband had to deal with a clusterfucky IT issue at work and when he thought it was all sorted out, they did the exact same mistake again. He sent an email out going over the problems and meant to write "assess" but instead wrote "asses" and the director of his division saw the typo.
Oops... ASSES!
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
No worries, I am stone cold sober.
No drunk texting!
No calls!
My GF who is a volunteer fire fighter just called, I guess the guy involved in the standoff is shooting at the cops and also the TV news helicopter.
he "wants this to work"
Peen translation: Keep accepting my booty calls.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Update on the phone call: He said he wants "this to work". I said if there is another issue it's over,fintio,see ya later,have a nice life!!
Men are silly.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 6:09pm.
Jill, are you drinking? Dont do the drunk dial if so, you'll regret it. And no drunk texting!
Jill!!! Mr. One Woof Style Jones? Intervention Stat!
Sounds like a domestic gone ugly in your hood.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Thanks EEG!
I was so blue I almost called Floor Man but didn't, he's not worth it and neither is Harley Man.
Now a paddy wagon just flew up the road. Local news says it's some sort of police standoff with shots fired.
M.E: I'll help with coworkers. (sharpens #2 pencil)
Farrah: I'm already in xmas mode now...haha.
haha EEG! I will sure save ya a spot..or is it pot.so confused now.
Coma Caca!!
Dubya Tee Aych
Nooooo!
Ell Emm Eh Oh
Argh!
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Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 5:43pm
i think this X-mas i'm gonna drag the BF down to ma & pa's. Spending the holidays by the pool, drinking Pisco Sours is gonna be so much better than freezing our asses in Va.
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do it for a fellow ho!
Dubya Tee Eff
OMG Stop it.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 5:48pm.
I seriously want to shank all my coworkers today and if I see anyone else type "OH EMM GEE" instead of OMG! I'm going to fucking lose it
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*Sharpens up shank to use on M.E.s coworkers*
On the phone with him now...pretty much him ranting off...arghh..must be man pms
Coma Caca!!
EEG - for one? My Bible thumping cousin.
*goes to hell*
*tazes Chirio for turning down a booty call*
Chirio save me a spot on the beach and a tamale.
M.E., who the fuck types like that?
Jill, there is plenty of non Harley riding, non wood floor laying peen out there.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
I seriously want to shank all my coworkers today and if I see anyone else type "OH EMM GEE" instead of OMG! I'm going to fucking lose it.
9 unmarked (make that 10!) unmarked cop cars have sped past my house in the past 10 minutes. Highly unusual for the Burbs.
F them all.
Yes I am in CR. what am I doing for christmas...dunno..probably at the beach helping mama with tamales...and drinking beer..passing out...eating tamales, drinking beer,passing out. take 3 showers a day.
Coma Caca!!
Nope, EEG.
And I also say Fuck Him!
An explanation, after you've known a guy 7 years as a pal, who called casually every few months, would have been nice.
I didn't think I was that bad in bed!
hahhaa
Jill, that dude never did call?
Well, hmmph. F him.
Chirio, do you live in CR? If so, what you doin for Christmas puta caliente? ;)
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Yeah we did that on page one!
Surely someone pointed out the boy on the phone who is hosting a baby kangaroo in his green shorts? My lord.
Thanks Chirio! I knew I could count on you.
:)
Tonight I am going to bed with Mr. Ambien and a cheezy romance novel I have read three times.
hahaha
It's ok Jill, I'll sit beside you. let's ignore. lalalalalala
Coma Caca!!
...at least you get calls, Chirio!
I get nuttin!
I deleted Harley man's email & phone number so I don't call him.
I am that pathetic.
the whatever lovah sent me a IM text with "Call me now!!!" hahaha...(pushes ignore button)
Coma Caca!!
Bye Stoney
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
One corner blondie. As in this
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Get it?
ETA...my flippin hi-tech diagram looks fine in the preview. Am NOT blonde myself.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Ok, I'm out.
*packing up purse*
Thanks for the tips, G. XOXOXOXOXOXO
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
M.E. ~ a machine. I've done it before many times. That's why my friend called. I helped put new stain on it..."American Pecan". It made me hungry for pecan pie all nite.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
I think that would kinda mess up my view...
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
M.E. ~ Odin is back!??...how's Koko these days?
Chiro ~ nice to meet you
Stoney ~ u iz funny lil' nibblet!
Jack Hat ~ wassssup
Clarisse ~ are you hiding again??
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
The snarfly heavy breathy is a bone killer.
Build a windbreak in one corner with bamboo.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 4:53pm.
Dlisted Ladies ~ my DIY weekend went well. Got all my projects done. Got wrangled into sanding hardwood floors for a friend..and I got paid in beer. Works for me!
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Sanding hardwood floors is a BITCH! Did you use the machine or by hand?
11. I get a lot of wind.
Too bad they didn't pay you in sex, stocky. I bet cooter dye would have.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Stoney how many floors up are you? That would make a difference.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09