Wednesday, September 9th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Kim Cattrall
Yes, yes, yes, I'm posting a zillion more pictures from THAT MOVIE! You'll thank me when it comes out. While all your friends are spending $12 to see this Vagisil party, you can use that money to buy two bottles of Strawberry Hill, because you will already know what happens thanks to all these damn pictures! SPOILER ALERT?
SJP already shot her flashback scene, so it's Kim Cattrall's turn! Kim stepped out of her trailer today looking like you something you get when you rub Dee Snider and Jesse Camp together while spraying the air with AquaNet. And at 53-years-old, memaw is shitting on tricks almost half her age (i.e. Lady CaCa and Xtina.)
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So this must be the way she dresses up when not on tv, suits her fine.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
I can't notice anything but the smokin guy in the green shorts with the trouser snake trying to burst out.
"Befriending new people can lead to having sex with your children, accidentally."-Jerri Blank
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:25pm.
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Why do I think this is the same list of criteria Tom Cruise had when he was interviewing candidates for a mate ?
Guess he had to settle for poor lil Katie, 'cause he didn't check in Europe. sucker.
Mornin sluts!
I took out the link I posted, now they have identified the man and I think it's tacky to post it.
I guess he came out of the house shooting, and was killed.
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Kim Cattrall's is a bad bitch i just love her.
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
People did not dress like this in the eighties...
Unless they were prostitutes...which explains a lot about her character.
Second reason to never see this *cough cough* movie:
I hear Slutty Cyrus will be in it.
No Words?!?!
I DON'T KNOW!!! BUUUUT, he's tweeting!!! =D
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:29pm.
No Words !!!
RIGHT!?!? Holy hell!! (psst...it's on again in an hour...just sayin')
*whistles innocently*
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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*runs out of room, wiping chin*
*runs back*
Just where has this hot stuff been hiding?!? I am officially addicted.
*runs to television*
No Words !!!
RIGHT!?!? Holy hell!! (psst...it's on again in an hour...just sayin')
*whistles innocently*
purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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@Nitty: It's ok! All hope is not lost!
If you are interested in making a backup reply and you feel you meet the above-stated extensive qualifications, please email me the following eleven items:
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:09pm.
"Destination Truth" on SciFi?!?!?!
How did I miss this show??? Josh Gates...I'd paint him in butter and eat him like a biscuit!!!
sorry...carry on...
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Yeah, just discovered this show...just finished watching it... *slurp, slurp, slurp*
"Destination Truth" on SciFi?!?!?!
How did I miss this show??? Josh Gates...I'd paint him in butter and eat him like a biscuit!!!
sorry...carry on...
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@kittymuffin on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:07pm.
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Kitty! LOL!!!!! No offense, but I'm reposting this to you from earlier tonight Re: Your Avi...Hope it works...I'm out for the night.
xoxoxoxo
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Kitty...No avi
Do this:
First..Delete previous avi...
Second..Clear Cache
Third...sign back in
Fourth..go to edit and upload pic
Should be there :)
If you don't follow those steps then you'll be here for 15 minutes trying to get your new avi
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
im sorry who do i have to blow around here?
i have some snakeskin stretches
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:19pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:11pm.
. Mark is waiting for you in your dreams...He's there for you, WTFOMGLOL..Waiting for you to melt into his arms....
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you are a sick pup. If that serial killer shows up in my dreamz tonite, I will NOT BE HAPPY.
Lucky for me, though, he's FOUND HIS GODDESS.
(DAMN!)
she's in EUROPE. Probably Eastern Europe. a nice goat-herdess with a hump and Photoshop.
*shuffles back off to my lonely couch in bunny slippers*
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OMFG! I've been remiss in checking his link! I'll have to update and change my siggy!
Just for that, you're safe from his clutches for now!!
xoxoxoxoxo
Sleep tight, cuz you know nobody likes loose!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
plain and sinpile asswhole shit
fag movie
she looks like an asshole
hahahaha
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:11pm.
. Mark is waiting for you in your dreams...He's there for you, WTFOMGLOL..Waiting for you to melt into his arms....
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you are a sick pup. If that serial killer shows up in my dreamz tonite, I will NOT BE HAPPY.
Lucky for me, though, he's FOUND HIS GODDESS.
(DAMN!)
she's in EUROPE. Probably Eastern Europe. a nice goat-herdess with a hump and Photoshop.
*shuffles back off to my lonely couch in bunny slippers*
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:07pm.
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Kitty...No avi
Do this:
First..Delete previous avi...
Second..Clear Cache
Third...sign back in
Fourth..go to edit and upload pic
Should be there :)
If you don't follow those steps then you'll be here for 15 minutes trying to get your new avi
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:01pm.
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Your snorts are like muzak to my southernly depribed (sic) ears.
@Angel. I solemnly vow that if you were to cholarize this dude..I would be completely duty bound to email him and include his lovely chola rendition as viewed by the Dlisted Whores.
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Oh it's ON!!!
*sigh* It'll take me a hot minute so if you have to go, look for it tomorrow...I have to reinstall my shit sooner than later anyhow and my brain is too blitzed to sleep OR think. I'm on it. (and a quick Neicy too...)
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:04pm.
all right, it's 10 p.m., and while I don't have a puppeh or a kittie or a thick book or a glass of wine, I'm going to hit the couch and try to forget I ever clicked on that clusterfuck LOL.
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Sleep well, my Hysterical Snarker. It's like MK though, once you go wack..you never go back. Mark is waiting for you in your dreams...He's there for you, WTFOMGLOL..Waiting for you to melt into his arms....
Mwhahahahahahhahaha
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
forget about kim!!!
wat about that guy in the green shorts! holy moly batman, that thing is trying to get out....
hey testing my shit am i alive here hell oooh?
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:01pm.
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Your snorts are like muzak to my southernly depribed (sic) ears.
@Angel. I solemnly vow that if you were to cholarize this dude..I would be completely duty bound to email him and include his lovely chola rendition as viewed by the Dlisted Whores.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:50pm.
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I hope the real GOD drops something big and
hard on top of this loozers head. but soon.
I'm reading and reading and laughing and dumbstruck and in absolute awe of this guy's
unbridled narcissism. Why have I never heard of this before today ? This guy should be an internet phenomenom already. Like Spaghetti Cat.
all right, it's 10 p.m., and while I don't have a puppeh or a kittie or a thick book or a glass of wine, I'm going to hit the couch and try to forget I ever clicked on that clusterfuck LOL.
'Night :D
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:50pm.
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SNORT!!!
Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:50pm.
Wait..wait...Just wait a darned minute there, WTF! Before they can be admitted they must have been a former prostitute and have long hair!!! Don't jump the gun like that. It takes a lot of lecturing before you can be worthy of Mark, The God!
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I noticed he din't say anything about magnificent Sharpie eyebrows :) I was thinking it would be fun if a Chola Goddess to him up on his offer...hmmm....perhaps an equally verbose Chola Goddess...
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Jazzy, what are you doing up so late?
Creeeeepyyyyy. in highest voice.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:47pm.
OK Nitty, I just went back and read a little more of that nutjob's website in your siggy.
It really creeps me out that there are
people LIKE THAT out there. WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
Any woman who seriously wants to hook
up with that butt plug, ought to be
automatically disqualified, for being
a certifiable mental patient.
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Wait..wait...Just wait a darned minute there, WTF! Before they can be admitted they must have been a former prostitute and have long hair!!! Don't jump the gun like that. It takes a lot of lecturing before you can be worthy of Mark, The God!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
OK Nitty, I just went back and read a little more of that nutjob's website in your siggy.
It really creeps me out that there are
people LIKE THAT out there. WHAT AN ASSHOLE!
Any woman who seriously wants to hook
up with that butt plug, ought to be
automatically disqualified, for being
a certifiable mental patient.
Erotic but not pornographic......Sexy but not scandalous
......Merry and not indecent......
THE MESSAGE brother sent is not the comments , is lonely！！！！
Bad site good place :http://www.Sugarloves.Com !!!!!
IS IT wrong for a rich andsuccessful man to have a sugar baby? is
it right that he falls in love with a graceful and charming girl?
She's hot... Looks better than Madonna and all those other 50-something bitches...
What's all this talk about marriage?
Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 7:50pm.
I'm getting in bed with a kitteh, a puppeh, a glass of wine and a thick book.
Life is goooood......
Good night, Dlisted people. :-)
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Truly the best post ever made on Dlisted. Well, okay barring a sparkly dildo, a sex hooker, barfing while giving head or listening to tales of going up and down stairs with some old dude's jizz run's down their leg. But, still, a perfect happy ending. Sleep well, Lil'Raz!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
IG,
I will consider marriage again when the greatest love story in the history on mankind finally do it, hear that Brangie?
Dinner and a Mad Men disc are calling my name. Have a great night everybody.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
See! I never forget a sexy Librarian.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 7:30pm.
IG, all I want in a man is someone who will watch Corrie with me, play scrabble and laugh at my redonk sense of humour.
Not to much to ask for eh?
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Marry me? :)
IG, all I want in a man is someone who will watch Corrie with me, play scrabble and laugh at my redonk sense of humour.
Not to much to ask for eh?
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
EEG- I do wear glasses but the rest is lost on me.
But how YOU doin'?? :P
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
EEG, sounds good. Maybe FB isn't so ebil after all?
*crosses fingers*
IG, is my 2nd besties BF from High School. They reconnected via the evil that is FB aboot six months back.
All I know is he is a sweetie who values his family, been married once no children (yay) and makes a decent living.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
I'm getting in bed with a kitteh, a puppeh, a glass of wine and a thick book.
Life is goooood......
Good night, Dlisted people. :-)
ima go watch tv and eat. have a lovely night my babies. ((hugs and spanks))
Coma Caca!!
Is my dlisted memory failing me? A few months back it was real me avi day. I coulda sworn the menz in here were going nutso for your glasses.
Yay, divorce! Jesus come January we will have been separated for 5 years. Bout time.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
EEG, good luck! Have never been on a set up one. Do you know anything aboot him?
jill, whats the story on the shootout.
*looks around*
Are you talkin' to me with the sexy librarian thing? Might wanna check that prescription again, dollie.
WOOT for divorces!
*smiles at husband*
I didn't mean it.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
BREAKING NEWS:
Nevermind my old assed eyeballs. I just got a mail from my husband who says he is finally going to get on the divorce papers that were sent six months ago!!!
YAY!
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09