Kate Moss Can't Take A Joke
Above is a little clip of Kate Moss flipping her nostrils after James Nesbitt, the host of the GQ Men of the Year Awards in London, made a joke at her expensive. James apparently LOLed about Kate being nekkid on the cover of GQ. Kate wasn't loving it, so she got up, stormed out and shouted beautiful Dlisted-approved gems like: "How fucking dare he!" and "I'm never coming back to this fucking award show again!" Lily Allen just stood there and giggled. You know you're a special kind of angry drunk when you make Lily Allen look like the picture of a pristine lady. Kudos for that, Kate!
You know, I'm not sure why Kate got all bitchy about some ho making fun of her being naked on the cover of a magazine. Bitch is naked on the cover of EVERYTHING. Seriously, grab a Pennysaver and Kate's bare nalgas will be staring back at you. Run into a random pediatrician's office, pick up a Highlights Magazine and Kate's frownin' snatch will be right there on the cover. Hell, I'm sure Kate's saggies are even on the cover of the Holy Bible at select motels.
So I have a hard time believing she'd freak out over that. Maybe the open bar ran out of hooch halfway through the ceremony? If you ever want to bring out the cunt monster in Kate Moss in 0 seconds flat, just scream one of the following: "LAST CALL!", "YOU'RE CUT OFF" or "WE'RE DRY!".
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Kate Moss is a hot beast but she's getting too old for this party girl image. she has that poor girl at home--where she needs to be. Lily Allen is a stumpy little coke-troll.
Kate was just mad because the joke wasn't even funny. Lily looks good.
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it right that he falls in love with a graceful and charming girl?
Someone who wears nothing but a t-shirt to the show should get insulted?
Puh-leeze, this chick has NO right to be insulted by anything.
the coke diet is doing wonders for lilly...
Love it!
Moss is highly overrated, a poor role model, and she's totally skinny fat. Not to mention that she is dirty, always wasted, and must have every STD out there.
Yup.
Skinny fat: no tone, no muscle; she's atrophying from her non-exercising life.
Loathe her and I'm glad someone made her feel badly.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 5:06pm.
If it was scripted, fire the writer. If he was riffing, pretty weak.
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:01pm.
The JOKE:
I'll bet the laughter was muted. But after stumbling around Europe with her bits exposed, she's awfully thin-skinned if the lame joke bothered her.
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For reals. I mean, did he stay up all night practicing that? *eyeroll*
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Ugh. Kate Moss is so overrated...never saw her appeal, never will. She should speak ever again either, bitch sounds like a pre-makeover Eliza Doolittle.
Lily actually looks really pretty. And I can't hate cause I like her music, sue me.
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Do some more coke, skinny.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:01pm.
The JOKE:
I'll bet the laughter was muted. But after stumbling around Europe with her bits exposed, she's awfully thin-skinned if the lame joke bothered her.
Kate probably did some bad blow and was feeling paranoid.
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Shittake happens...
Oh and MK, Kate was pissed because it wasn't her on the cover nude, Nesbitt got it wrong it was Allen on the cover. Allen ain't no Moss. Even coked up, drunk Kate in 20 years will be hotter than Allen.
Although shouldn't Allen be offended that Kate's offended?
GQ Awards? They'll really have an award for anything nowadays. The act that Lily Allen won Female of the Year says it all really. She dresses shit. Only looks good about 4 or 5 days out of the year when someone else does her makeup and hair. But it's a British award so there standards are lower....
I think that's the first time I ever heard Kate Moss speak.
You know you looked like a fool when fucked up Lily Allen laughs at you.
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She's probably just pissed there was no coke at the show.
angel_i on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:33pm.
@Silvara and:
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:20pm.
LOL @ Lilly
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Same. So cute: O dear. But did Kate block the joke from ever being heard, perhaps? Cuz it's muted in places and the Telegraph vid picks up right after this...
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She either threw herself down on the floor like a kid, or sucked a dick to keep it quiet.
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
The JOKE:
'Kate Moss has still got it. Well, she should do, I gave it to her just before she came on stage.'
After some muted laughter from the awards show guests, he added: 'What? I'm talking about my telephone number.'
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
I much prefered her when she didn't speak, you can take the girl out of Croydon but you can never take Croydon out of the girl. Fucking chav.
This poor addled bitch doesn't get it. Rule #1: Once you have SLEPT with "Dreamboat Doherty" you cannot EVAH be insulted again. You are not allowed to annoyed by anything ever again, because you have already sunk to the very bottom. Someone could flip a doody-pie in your face, and you would have to smile at them simply because you have nothing left. How dare SHE? left.
oh - and she and Petey-boy were "in love".
GAG----RETCH-----VOM----(reaches for pill-box....)
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
@Silvara and:
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:20pm.
LOL @ Lilly
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Same. So cute: O dear. But did Kate block the joke from ever being heard, perhaps? Cuz it's muted in places and the Telegraph vid picks up right after this...
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:56am.
Hahahaha! Maybe Kate needs to switch to weed.
angel_i on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:26pm.
Does anyone know what the joke was?
Seriously! I don't get the joke either.
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
Does anyone know what the joke was?
♥ Threadkilla!
As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
One more thing. Katey is 35 & she looks 55. Her skin all over looks terrible. Her face is the classic speed freak/junkie vacuuous stare. All the drugs in the world won't make you pret-tee, babe.
Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.
LOL @ Lilly
Over exposed stick figure...Never liked her. Never will.
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Oh MK - how I love you!!!! Laughing my f'ing ass off over the mention of "HIGHLIGHTS" magazine!!!Back in the day I actually had a subscription - you weren't a complete child without HIGHLIGHTS!!!
LOL and then some....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Did Kate get a facelift? Her face looks so...stretched out. And isn't she almost 40? Should she be over that whole coke-whore party all the time thing by now?
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Coke whore say's what?
I don't get the funny...
Please esplain it to me.
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Submitted by Madmaggie on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:11pm.
I loved the fact that she used a Catherine Tate character term - how very dare he?
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At least she channelled Derek from The Catherine Tate show - how very dare you?!
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I loved the fact that she used a Catherine Tate character term - how very dare he?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2sySORDLjo
is THAT what she sounds like?? no wonder they're paid to just stand there and look pretty.
I can't hate on Kate. She's gorgeous and is always naked. What more can you ask for??
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oh my! kate has NEVER in all her days been SO INSULTED! Heavens to Murgatroyd! how dare someone insult such a refined and classy member of society! THE NERVE!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:08pm.
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Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:47am.
These people are British. Who cares about them.
Really? How come they don't have wonky teeth then?
You were born naked and stupid.
Own it
Hello! Don't yall remember Poopele is a rabid Republican? Nothing exists outside its hateful world of town hall siezures, moose shooting and oversized flags. America is the only country on Earth, I mean duh.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
WTF is Kate doing in that top thumb? Passing out?
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Strop means stroppy wh. means obstreperous wh. means loud & drawing attention to yourself. Kate just needed a fag.
Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.
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Lily looks great here but it's because, I suspect, she's at the height of her coke useage - she's young, she's skinnied up...keep it up girl and you'll be looking like Kate in no time - who shouldn't be doing the minis anymore YIKES those thighs are atrocious!
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
Team Lily!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:47am.
These people are British. Who cares about them.
I do! we love the brits on dlisted
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Poopele - shank your vagina.
Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:47am.
These people are British. Who cares about them.
AUSTRALIANS!
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
People always rag on Lily. I think she's a cutie and I'd hit it from the from and especially from behind.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:43am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:36am.
I love the word 'strop.'
whats it mean?
Cranky, the shits, got the rag on, tired and emotional, angries, pissy.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!