Wednesday, September 9th 2009

Is Ellen Pompeo's Husband Stepping Out On Her?

Ellen Pompeo might be the new Bridget Moynahan/Mary Louise-Parker. You see, Star Magazine says that while Ellen currently is baking one of those baby loafs in her womb oven, her 41-year-old husband Chris Ivery is out getting loose with a teenager. So while Ellen is in Lamaze class, Chris is also practicing his heavy breathing while his peen is poking a teenager's vagina. Okay.

Chris' alleged mistress, 19-year-old Rachel Artz, said she met him back in May at the Boston-area restaurant she works at. Rachel said, "Yes, I had sexual relations with Chris. We were intimate several times." Sexual relations? Who the hell does Rachel think she is? Bill Clinton? Drop the proper-talk and speak like a real slut. You all fucked! Let's be real with each other.

A few sources added that Chris and Rachel did illegal sexy times at different hotels in Boston as well as his house on Martha's Vineyard. One source said, "Chris promised Rachel that he'd make her a star — that's his lure. Chris often took calls from Ellen in front of Rachel and talked about their baby-to-be. He didn't seem to like Ellen much when he talked about her. He made her seem like a diva."

While I'm not saying I don't believe this mess, I will say that Rachel needs to come harder (not like that). I'm going to need pictures, videos, measurements, DNA samples, etc... etc...

Any ole' crazy slut can run down the street screaming, "I FUCKED ANDERSON COOPER" (Yeah, that was me), so Rachel is going to need to hand over a brightly-lit color picture of Chris' fully erect peen for us to believe her.

Posted by: Michael K


yucko's picture

It might be true, because why would anybody lie about screwing this no-name ugly fuck who just happens to be married to a TV star? A pregnant one at that--so it would only make her look worse. Unless I absolutely hated the dude by that point and was holding out for the divorce, I would go ballistic if I found out he cheated on me while I was pregnant. And obviously he isn't anybody important because when you wikipedia his name, it automatically goes to Ellen Pompeo's page.

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z-listed's picture

YOICKS! This guy would have to promise to go into space and GET me a star! He's got serious uglees!

rk-d's picture

Looks like Obama's cousin

mharker's picture

Mary-Louise Parker wasn't married though. I know I'll get a lot of shit for this, but if you really wanted a legal committment, she and Billy Crudup would have married each other. Otherwise it's no different from any other boyfriend and girlfriend breaking up.

Mother Superior, at nineteen you can get married, join the military, emigrate, screw any adult alive however you like, be tried in court as an adult, watch NC-17 movies and do anything else you want except drink without consulting your parents. Yet somehow you aren't self-aware enough to not screw a married man?

FUCK THAT. I can only assume that you effed a married man at that age, hence the crazy excuses. It's not like until you're 21 you don't understand right vs. wrong, or don't understand the concept of marriage.

The only nineteen-year-olds who can be "taken advantage of" by married men without being morally culpable are mentally handicapped.

Tristram's picture

Ouch. Married less than two years. Maybe it's cuz they're bi-coastal?

melmez's picture

Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:44am.

Lmao! Sorry I didnt know I was throwing the dumbass at you.

I do understand that as an older man he should've shown better judgement than a 19yr old, and he is the one that owed fidelity to his wife, but still, unless the girl has some sort of learning dissability I dont think she is some innocent child that was taken advantage of.

If she was she would have stayed away from the media.

Kids now a days are scary they know more at 12 than I knew when I was 17 so I doubt this 19 yr old was the victim. The way I see it the only victim here is the poor baby with the cheating dad and the pregnant mother.

not shocked's picture

I love Farfalle the Pasta with Vodka Sauce and Salmon is great

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NOT IMPRESSED's picture

I hope this isn't true. Even though I'm not a fan of Ellen's, this situation sucks. Men are dogs.
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Somuchbetterthanyou's picture

What song(s) has this man produced?

What was his selling-point on making her a star?

"I may probably ask my wife if maybe she can talk to the producers sometime and sort of get you a walk-through role whenever she comes back from maternity leave...hopefully"

'cuz he's no more a productive music producer than I am if I fart twice in the shower...

Andraya's picture

ewwww is that Jay Z's dad?

I'm surprised it's taken this long for one the fame whores he fucks around with in Boston to finally open her mouth. This isn't the only person he's cheated with...and this has been going on longer than Ellen's been preggers...she was pretty frightening on punk'd though!

juiceberg's picture

I guess you can't keep a good man down, can you, Pompie?

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Reeter's picture

I hope I never have sexual relations. That sounds so boring! : )

kokoskitten's picture

...and who the fuck goes to STAR...you go to the enquirer (sp?) if it's the fucking truth...i just don't get it though...he's like a 5th cousin removed celebrity...although isn't he a convicted felon for some crazy stuff?

greenfinch's picture

you know for a skinny dude, he certainly has sausage fingers lol

Few Words's picture

He needs a shock collar

gia's picture

Nah, I'm not buying it for some reason...But then again why would a 19 year old choose to make up a lie about him of all people?? Did she pick the short straw in a dare or something?

LA's picture

Poor baby, two ugly assholes for parents (see Punk'd lest you think Ellen is some angel). At least mommy's meth face isn't genetic.

greenfinch's picture

Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:56am.

ifshes anything ilke white oprah, then she will be super proud lol

greenfinch's picture

you know its one thing to cheat on your wife, but to cheat on your pregnant wife. i dont care how raging her hormones are you just dont do it..stupid fucker..

Sluttsville's picture

Her mother must be so proud.

Stoney's picture

Cunt does not get a pass from me because she's 19. She needs to die. That is all.

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rk-d's picture

Dude looks like a deflated Jay-Z

Chirio's picture

What is a man? is that a new creature?
Should I be interested? lol

Coma Caca!!

Neverevenknewhim's picture

Rachel - I also want pictures, videos, whatever you got or I'm not a believer. Specifically I want to see your face AND Chris' face with his fully erect peen within clear view in a picture/video asap - no cheap talk.

Whores have no sense of discretion these days. Whatever happened to a trick keeping her mouth shut, huh???

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by melmez on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:36am.

Thanks for the dumbass.
Neither did I sleep with a married man when I was 19 but was able to pull off a 5-year relationship since the age of 17. So I'm not talking about personal experience here, k?
I was writing generally about 19 year old girls and may have excluded you and all other mature and responsible women.

There are loads of older men taking advantage of teenage girls, may they be of adult age or not. Is that news to you?

Roxygirl87's picture

"Sexual relations? Who the hell does Rachel think she is? Bill Clinton? Drop the proper-talk and speak like a real slut. You all fucked! Let's be real with each other."

LMAO MK.

If this is true then he is a douche. But she is really no better, I remember her on Punkd.

Wasn't there a blind item not too long ago about this?

Chirio's picture

Snowy: ROFL! stupid horoscope.
I rather eat a bowl of lucky charms and see if I get lucky somehow. waaaaaaaaa

Coma Caca!!

MissJaneTexas's picture

And I don't give this 19 year old a pass for being 19...I knew right and wrong WAY before that. I've said it before...I've definitely done things I am not proud of (never a married man though) but this whore is acting like she is proud of it. Disgusting.

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melmez's picture

People have no fucking shame. Even if it was true why in the world would she have to go to the media with it.

Anything that happens to this fame hungry whore is not bad enough.

And who is the brilliant soul saying that at 19 you are not mentally developed yet? What kind of dumbass were you at 19? I was 19 almost 7 yrs ago and I wouldn't have fucked with a married man expecting a child, that has nothing to do with age and everything to do with principles. the fact that is 19 doesnt take away from the fact that she is a whore. and the fact that he is 40 doesnt make him a predator, just a cheating asshole if it is true.

A 19 year old IS NOT child

snowpiece's picture

Marry Him Chiri! the Gods want it that way!

LOL :P
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not shocked's picture

Aw, the archival genius of SlutBook and WhoreSpace, a catalog documenting the Skank-hos of contemporary culture.

Jeepster's picture

Somebody's gotta be kidding me - this dude looks like JJ from "Good Times", and that is BAD. How in the hell did he get Ellen anyway - I mean she's no beauty, but she looks HUMAN.

She must be blind - well - she does have really small (Zellweiger) eyes....maybe she's never really seen him....

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snowpiece's picture

i don't even know who this dude is but her mysterious ethnicity husband
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Chirio's picture

Off/semi On Topic: checked my horoscope..said I would make wedding plans with my significant other. wt-hell...with myself? arrgh. this morning He the lovah told me "I just don't understand you". yeah that'll make me wanna walk down the isle. stupid horoscope.

Coma Caca!!

MissJaneTexas's picture

People suck. If you want to hump around by all means do it. But don't bring a marriage and a child into it. Reason #098093843984309 why I don't want to get married and reproduce.

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suckandfuck's picture

SOME ASSHOLE FROM GRAY'S ANATOMY. I HAD TO GOOGLE IT. WHOOP DEE DO.

zomay's picture

Mother Superior on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:22am.
She's 19 and as we all have been 19 we know that the thing called consciousness isn't properly developed yet.
I don't blame the girl, but a 40-something old man taking advantage.
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True.

When I was 19, married men were gross. :D

No Words's picture

Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:22am.

Ellen Pompa face: Dumb ass
Chris Ivery:dumbdouche of a manslut
Rachel Artzzzzz: Double the dumb and filthy whore

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Gawd, there is no one to cheer for in this debacle. I would like all of them to go down in flames.

Green Is Good's picture

Rachel said, "Yes, I had sexual relations with Chris. We were intimate several times."
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That's her Lawyer talking. She's looking for revenge for not getting a FAT payoff to keep her yap shut. Why else blab about it publicly?

Chirio's picture

Ellen Pompa face: Dumb ass
Chris Ivery:dumbdouche of a manslut
Rachel Artzzzzz: Double the dumb and filthy whore

Coma Caca!!

Mother Superior's picture

Submitted by zomay on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:20am.

Why would you cheat with a married man who has a knocked up wife? Or a married man who has nothing to offer you. Lets try to figure that out.
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She's 19 and as we all have been 19 we know that the thing called consciousness isn't properly developed yet.
I don't blame the girl, but a 40-something old man taking advantage.

urmomma's picture

Men can be bastards. I would have said "all men are bastards", but we have some men that hang around here that are pretty cool...but, I have my eye on you.(gives the room a side-eye.)
Oh, and my hubby is allright ;)...but I keep a side-eye on that motherfucker everyday! LMAO. Nah, I do.

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hugs y'all.

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zomay's picture

Why would you cheat with a married man who has a knocked up wife? Or a married man who has nothing to offer you. Lets try to figure that out.

It is one of those questions like:

How come we can have a working space station and track UPS packages anywhere in the world, but we can't catch Sasquatch?

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Submitted by Night Owl on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:10am.
It sucks for her since he was a downgrade to begin with, and now he has the nerve to cheat.
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That's pretty much the worst insult of all, isn't it? But the ugly/fat/unemployed/loser-ific/dandruffy ones are always the first to cheat. My theory is that if they hooked a decent chick, they think they can somehow now bang supermodels. The sad part is that the stupid women they cheat with actually take the bait because they think "oh, well he was with that other girl so he must have something to offer!" It's the Gossleinization of America.

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