You're Looking At The New “Artistic Adviser” For Ungaro
White Oprah is celebrating this morning because she can finally make another layaway payment to her back alley pharmacist now that her personal ATM machine got another job! WWD has announced that after months of rumors fake tan and leggins designer, LiLo, is officially the “artistic adviser” at Ungaro. Lilo and the new chief designer, Estrella Archs, will debut the fashion house's new collection in Paris on October 4th. And I'm guessing that by November 4th, Ungaro will be sold exclusively at a TJ Maxx clearance bin near you!
LiLo said she plans to make Ungaro "younger." She went on to snort, “When I’m involved in a project, I give my all to it. I feel like there’s a correlation between everything I do, whether it’s pop music or film. I’ve always played a big part in what I wear, the costumes. Clothing is something that’s so expressive in so many ways. It really interests me. To be in a position where I’m working with a fashion house in Paris sets it apart from every other celebrity brand.”
So I'm guessing we'll see a lot of leggings with hidden pockets for your stash, shorty dresses that make it easier to flash your meat box to the paparazzi and pieces made from "recycled materials" (aka shit LiLo stole). And you know Ungaro only hired her ass because they wanted an in-house dealer. I can't hate them for that.
Here's the next Coco Chanel (may lightning strike me) trolling around NYC with White Oprah yesterday.
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dina should be so proud that people can not tell a whore from whore in photos. 53, 23, 13, all haggard cunts.
thought that pic was of dina. 47 looks like lindz 23. she should just turn the oven on and go to sleep. (and invite the family)
FUCK!,she's what?,23?..SHE LOOKS SOOOOOOO OLD!
SHIT!!!....looks like she's really gone from home
schooled jungle freak to Plastic!.She's over man!
gone is the girl I laughed along with in MeanGirls
I've no fuckin' idea WHO this thin,scraggy,tired
,wrinkled old buzzard is....
Whatchoogoneanddonetoyouselfgrrrl?
fuck!,
I mean....
FUCK!
Tevness
God, I'm so sick of all these hack-actresses and singers starting their own lines and designing hideous knock-offs, then charging hundreds of dollars for their ugly shit. none of them know fashion. they only get invited to shows because the designers want their clothes to be photographed and somehow, that makes these little bitches "fashionistas." I get it with Kate Moss designing for TopShop but Lindsay and Rachel Bilson are no Kate Moss.
oh, and that picture looks like she snorted some really bad shit, lol.
The picture you posted above should be the
official poster for Bipolar Disease.
This poor girl has lost her mind. Sad.
I don't think she could design a piece of french toast.*waits for company to file for bankruptcy*
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME DID SHE DO TO HER FACE? Sorry to scream, but that is fucking scary. Is that even really her?
Oh yeah, that outfit totally qualifies her to be an adviser to a fashion house as far as I am concerned!
I wonder why she didn't hold out for Dior?
MK should have a quiz: whose hair(pieces) look worse, Hohan or the Mother of Hohan?
Ungaro must be hard up for some publicity; it’s not like it is in the ranks of Prada, Chanel or Dior. Did this twat even graduate from high school? She has no training as a designer and no style whatsoever. HaggardHan is obviously not spending money on clothing; it looks like she’s wearing clearance rack items from Deb or Fashion Bug. Haute couture!
Does anyone remember the ending of "Pret A Porter" when the designer's great runway creation was all the models walking nude (as in the emperor has no clothes)? Remember how the Kim Basinger fashion reporter character stormed out in a rage after seeing this, declaring fashion is a sham?
Well folks, this is our Kim Basinger moment. Ungaro has crossed a line not even Big Lots and Hot Topic would. Why doesn't he just host his next show under a highway bridge? He'd find classier and fresher-faced spokespeople there than this one.
I love Ungaro..
Not so much now.
I guess she must be hurting for money since she hasn't botoxed her forehead in ages...and her forehead looks is so wrinkly it doesn't look like that of a young woman.
Saggy tits, poly blend weave and that god-awful trend of making an ironic statement about tourista-goth black knee socks. Go Ungaro.
Plus, her and her mother: skanky swizel sticks.
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 3:56pm
That's what they get for selling to a Pakistan tycoon (everyone knows people in the East are almost a decade behind everyone else, Russia still plays 70's music in clubs), whose chief selling market is China and Japan (countries that turn our crappiest celebs into superstars).
@stake_spike :
Ungaro has a bigger problem than clientele that averages 60 years old. They need to clean house of everyone who thought hiring a strung out twitch like Lindsay to do anything but empty trashcans for sofa change was a good idea. People are laughing so hard that this shit made The New York Times.
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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 3:22pm
I love that the idiot actually thinks Lohan will be beneficial for Ungaro. This isn't 2002, no one is looking at Lohan and thinking I want what she's wearing. I don't who the idiots are who are buying her leggings line, but they're obviously sheep who know nothing about fashion. Move the brand to LA because those are the only people foolish enough to buy something that's endorsed by a celeb (obviously those are also the same "fashionistas" buying her leggings at places like Kitson *eye roll*).
Fresh out of The New York Times:
The Ungaro head designer complained for months about Ungaro's designs to ad Lindsay Lohan the label to get a publicity jolt. The article just went up an hour ago.
Pissy designer mad at Lindsay add
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Is it just me or is white oprah looking YOUNGER than BOTH of her daughters now?? Maybe that's been her master plan all along..
"The Fall of The House of Ungaro" starring Lindsay Lohan.
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Bottom-feeder.
I knew it had to be a new designer fucking up that brand. I forgot the old designer's name (Esteban Cortazar?) but he used to make FANTASTIC clothes. Like Pucci in the 60-70's, crazy pretty patterns on really feminine dresses. Just amazing.
But I see it was bought by some Middle East company and they're hooking up with Avon to launch a perfume. Really says it all. Sorry Emanuel Ungaro, they killed you're House.
Will the collection include someone else's pants with drugs in the pocket?
She looks like she gets dressed in the dark most of the time.
This is like the Faces of Meth shit right here.
Holy Shit!! I thought that was recent pic of Rosanna Arquette, not HoHan.
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Yeah seriously, what in the FUCK makes this cunt qualified to be a fashion designer? It's not like she ever went to school for it. Just because the whore shops and steals a lot of designer shit and then throws it together in a coke haze barely covering herself up does NOT make her some brilliant fashionista. She looks like the ass end of that human mule on a GOOD day.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Ungaro thinks making this deal with her will give them street cred.
I bet they hope she overdoses while on the payroll just so they can see, "Lohan, Artistic Whatshisname at Ungaro" in the press.
What an industry!
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Submitted by NitWitty on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:17pm.
Let's face it, looking like you just crawled out of a dumpster when walking out of a five star hotel takes some sort of talent.
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I do it all the time... It's not that hard!
Oh I can't wait until she fucks this up!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Fuck, they woulda' been better off asking one of the Truck Stop Betty's out behind the I-10 Flying J in El Paso for fashion advice.
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Let's face it, looking like you just crawled out of a dumpster when walking out of a five star hotel takes some sort of talent.
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Movie career - failure
Music career - failure
TV career - failure
Fashion career - failure
Hooking up with Ungaro: priceless failure
Maybe the joke is on her & Ungaro figured hiring such a blatant screw up would give them more publicity...negative attention to some is better than no attention at all.
And by the way, her tats read: Stars; we deserve the right to twinkle" which is a quasi MM quote: "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle" the other one is also MM but a real quote: "I restore myself when I'm alone" but it really should say: "I do massive amounts of blow and twitter when I'm alone" for accuracy's sake...
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Why must the fashion world turn to Lilo to pull them out of their rut, didn't the leggings fuel the economy for 4-5 years? Lilo has other projects that requires her time & dedication, stop being selfish fashion world.
And she looks like my evil junkie step-sister again. Only closer to her age of 40 now...
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
WTF? They give this job to a girl who never wears clothes that fit her right, let alone look good? A girl who's last bikini shot was in a suit from Walmart? A girl who's fave fashion choices are ripped jeans, plaid and a hoodie? What?
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:52am
ehhhh...i'm hanging in there...sending out the resumes and stuff (thanks for asking!!!) and you ??? where's the open post???
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 11:28am.
Submitted by gia on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:41am.
For some bizarre reason the Gods really want this little wasted ragamuffin to succeed, she gets so many chances to make something of herself, only to blow every single one of them. It's comical
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NO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! if only the rest of us were handed opportunity after opportunity after opportunity...it's revolting
This is reason number one I fucking hate celebrities.
How you holding up Koko???
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
She looks like a plate of chipped beef left out in the sun too long.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
poor thing, she just looks horrible, this main photo made me think of Faye Dunaway playing Joan Crawford on her deathbed, same old addict look. I think even Britney Spears looks much better, so sad.
This must be an April Fools joke in September.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:58am.
I can't believe Lindsay is 6 months older than me. She looks like she's in he mid 30's ffs!
I am in my mid 30's and I could pass for her daughter. Bitch looks like late 40's at least!
Holy shit she looks 60 yrs old!
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This leaky hosebag had something done to her upper lips. Or else she was sucker punched and couldn't wait for the swelling to go down.
I thought that was the Joker without the white make-up, then I realized it was Lindsay. Fuck, she looks beat.
Submitted by gia on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 10:41am.
For some bizarre reason the Gods really want this little wasted ragamuffin to succeed, she gets so many chances to make something of herself, only to blow every single one of them. It's comical
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NO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! if only the rest of us were handed opportunity after opportunity after opportunity...it's revolting
she needs to go to the hospital for exhaustion again and hook herself up to a banana bag for about 2 months...fuck and i thought my 5 day bender made me look bad...
So ths "White Oprah" person is the daughter of the older blonde lady with the headband?
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The very first piece of the Lindsay Lohan inspired range is a dishevelled-looking wrinkly tan leather bag with orange sprinkles and an embroided 'shhhh....!'.