You Know George Wanted To Say Yes
At a press conference at the Venice Film Festival for the movie The Men Who Stare At Goats, some some topless loon begged George Clooney for a kiss. No, it was not Sarah Larson. It was a dude who announced he loved the peenus, stripped his clothes off and then asked George to put his precious lips on his (at the 1:25 mark above). Surprisingly, George turned his ass down, but said it was a good try. And I bet you George has done the exact same thing to Brad Pitt when they've had too many cups of the sweet nectar and too many puffs of the good shit.
Here's George with Elisabetta Canalis at the premiere of that goat movie tonight. And if you're wondering why Elisabetta is signing autographs, it's because she's famous in Italy. Or as my Italian friend said, "Bitch is famous for fucking EVERYONE." My kind of trick!
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hey did anyone notice the guy next to the guy taking his clothes off? the other guys eyes didnt leave the package area of the man stripping!
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You bet your ass he wanted to say yes!!
George should do better research before he latches on to his next rent-a-slut cuz this one's past is whore-rific.
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Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 7:54am.
All his dates look rented. Why is that considering he's such a cute and charming guy??
The same reason people lease cars instead of buy.
All his dates look rented. Why is that considering he's such a cute and charming guy??
Yeah Canalis was a velina on Striscia la notizia (quite a good programm, about news, and scams etc etc)
there are 2 girls on the show - a blonde and a brunette. they basically dance around a bit in tiny clothes and look pretty with their ass and tits out.
lol that's basically italian tv.
she's also had a calendario (a calendar, with nekkid pics)
she used to fuck Bobo Vieri (Christian), when he was still with Inter Milan (i.e. getting the big bucks and still famous)
Submitted by KidL on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:40pm.
Are there really people out there who don't think Clooney is gay? I could care less if he is, but I think it's sad that in 2009 actors still have beards.
I dunno what he is, but actors and actresses play straight to preserve their movie and TV options.
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well it makes sense...men who stare at goats.....are shepherds and
most shepherds have had sheep ...so the man probably took the
title literally right?
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Ewan lookin hot!!!
Hm, don't care about Clooney one way or the other, but I thought he handled that pretty well.
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You know, I was just thinking it is a good thing for her sake, that she is just a beard. I mean Cloon is 48, she is 17 years younger and is used to much younger professional soccer peens banging her vadge. Soccer players have stamina. Just how much Viagra would it take? KidL, oh yeah. A whole slew of em.
Are there really people out there who don't think Clooney is gay? I could care less if he is, but I think it's sad that in 2009 actors still have beards.
Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 7:39pm.
Yes I think he does make them sign confidentiality agreements but before they sign on the dotted line and don't go blabbing about the agreement he wanted them to sign, George probably sets them up for LIFE. I mean they totally disappear from the media and don't even have to try to hook another famous squeeze. I mean Simon Cowell pays his beards weeelll (Terri 4 million smackaroos) but George kind of seems like hitting the jackpot.
No sex, getting to wear pretty dresses for a while and being taken to events, and then a few million dollars, sounds like the life.
I really wish all these closeted gay guys would do an online beard application form. I would happily moonlight as a beard
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Submitted by Jonster on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:28pm.
Hell hath no fury like an unwashed Armpitt or a power bottom scorned
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Submitted by Jonster on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:28pm.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was a scheme by Armpitt. Probably mad that George dumped him for Rande Gerber and hes been making a lot of gay jokes about George Clooney in the media.
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The world would be stunned to know that Brad Pitt only had to pay the guy 200 Euros to pull that stunt at Clooney's press conference.
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Submitted by Persona Non Grata on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 7:44pm.
I love how Italians on other boards are trying to make her out to be Sophia Fuckin Loren. "She most famous woman in Italy. Most beeutiful woman in all Italy. You Americans just jealous."
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He actually blushed! bless!
I love how Italians on other boards are trying to make her out to be Sophia Fuckin Loren. "She most famous woman in Italy. Most beeutiful woman in all Italy. You Americans just jealous." They are probably all from Cloon's publicist..anyway. I apologize to any Italians out there, but I read a NY Times piece by an Italian woman, who was complaining about how women are treated in Italy. That most young girls want to grow up and be "velinas". Velinas are showgirls that dance around while male old fat fucks deliver the news or something like that. Cloon's new beard was a velina. Oh and Professor VP, I would hope that day would come real soon.
Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 6:47pm
Or he makes them sign iron clad contracts.
Hopefully she is smarter than Sarah.
Trl will be canceled in october! She flopped another time!
Seriously, kids... will there ever come a day in our lifetime when beards are no longer necessary? Is it me, or is this getting
effin' OLD?
Shes his beard. But Clooney-Loonie doesn't have great taste in men either. Brad Armpitt has a small dick and looks like a power bottom, very clingly. While he is on his knees giving George head, he occasionally stops to blather on and on about "soulmates" and great love while Clooney just thinks "will this idiot ever shut up".
I wanna be Looney's beard, they NEVER ever talk so he must set them up for LIFE, especially since they are all such low class women and not a peep out of them after they date him.
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Do all of his beards get their dresses from the same place?
I still ♥ Georgie, sue me.
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Submitted by eric74 on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 6:13pm
She the presenter for Italy's TRL. Says it all really.
But hey at least she isn't a cocktail waitress!
Why the fucking hell are people asking for his dumb piece of arm candy's autograph?
George should just stay single and get himself a long term steady. He wouldn't be happy married.
This bitch looks like all his other exes. he's definitely got a type he goes for.
Zomay: Funny that you say that.
Did you ever see the prime time Oprah special he did with just him & Julia Roberts at his house, and she's being her usual over the top bubbly self, talking about life, love, babies, etc. I dont remember now what she said, but there was this awkward pause and this look of extreme melancholy came over his face. He looked like the saddest person in the world for a split second.
My brute male friend said, "Dude, that is one unhappy m-effer right there."
It was very uncomfortable to watch, but after a couple seconds, George busted out the deflective humor and it was over.
I think those people were there only for george clooney, she signs very few autographs on default!
canalis is a talentless skank and everybody dumped her! since some years she goes only with black men, so think about how fake is this story with george!
Ewwwaaaaannnnn!
I seriously couldn't watch that. I'm CRINGING STILL.
Guy sounds like me on every fucking first date I've ever been on.
oh, people, come on!
the girl is not scummy, not a w*ore, not even stupid.
i personally can't stand her ('cause of the way she talks and laughs... silly reasons, i know), but she's not as bad as someone is portraying her. she's just an self-confident indipendent woman who usually dumps the man she's dating (not the opposite), and bless with a hot body (no plastic surgery at all)...
...althought her face is really masculine...
MMMMMM...Give me Ewan anytime....nom nom....
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kitten 666 i was reading these itailian blogers .... they say she's scummy ! she is sort looked down on .... pam anderson has more respect than this poor woman . i think it's sad that people judge her . i think she's the best he can do . what self respecting woman would hook up with a guy who has his track record ? the poor guy is kind of screwed . hope he dosn't screw this up . i bet he will ( she will then give him a black eye ) i will give this one 1 - 5 more months . she won't last as long as sarah . by oscar time he will be single again .
Her gown is gorgeous. She needs to fill it out a little more, but the gown itself is just lovely.
Team Georgie...Score...she might be around for a month or two...
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Hate to say this LOL but the body language between these two looks far more relaxed than what he had with little Larson who always looked like a startled rabbit and who would never ever have dared to strike that "He's mine" pose. She looks like a younger unbotoxed version of Teri Hatcher.
This guy is a comedian doing some sort of Bruno style thing on the Cloonster. Yawn.
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There is something about George I don't get. Like maybe he has some sort of sadness or meloncholy behind the jokester persona. I don't know what I'm picking up on. But there are things he hides, can just see it in his eyes.
I forgot how hot Ewan is. The camera should of been on his fine ass.
Her ass is a'ight... I guess
Why post so many pictures of George and Bootleg Cindy Crawford and not one of Ewan McGregor he is the real hotness ?
That's just not right.....WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ?????
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I don't think George's latest arm candy is THAT pretty.
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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:55pm.
she is not hot at all
You need to see some of her beach pix from this summer. You'll forget all about her face.
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I love that his new piece is such a Who-ore (or Slore) and publicly known as a WAG. It just suits him.
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