Maksim & Karina Are Over

Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff from Dancing with the Has-Beens are no longer doing the wet nekkid mambo on each other, because they have canceled their engagement. Karina's spokeswhore confirms to E! that they have broken up.

Karina and Maksim got engaged early last year, but postponed their wedding until next year due to their "hectic schedules."

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Karina and Maksim have pink-slipped each other right before the new season of Dancing for a Paycheck starts.... Yeah, I doubt they broke up for publicity. They would NEVER do that!

Karina and Maksim didn't give a reason for their split, but let's just blame it on my arch rival CHERYL BURKE. Mop Head should be blamed for absolutely everything! If go home tonight and find that you're out of booze, BLAME MOP HEAD. If you're getting it from the back and the peen misses the hole, poking you in the crack, BLAME MOP HEAD. Blame it all on Mop Head!

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Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 12:26pm.

Finally!

Submitted by rukiddingme on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 9:20am.

Mmmm, what a surprise. They both seem like they're way too into themselves to give a flying fuck about anyone else.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 8:07am.

And we're supposed to care because...?

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Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 5:44am.

I would totally bang that dude in the ass. That's totally going to happen. WTF?

Why is mop head MK's arch enemy? Someone please explain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by pigger_than_life on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:29am.

This picture doesn't do him much justice, he's actually kind of hot. I've been watching some videos of him and can't make out if he's into peen or not... I would say not, but then he IS a dancer so you never know.

I really don't want to discuss her, she's boring and she's named after a vodka.
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Submitted by snaphappy on Wed, 09/09/2009 - 1:10am.

Thank Jeebus. If those two fucks had procreated, the kid could've come out with her nariz.

Submitted by gnarlyone on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:27pm.

she's dead sessy ;p

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Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 9:36pm.

He looks like Jay Leno lite.

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Submitted by Jonster on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 8:32pm.

You understand my darlings, these are all what we used to call "Twilight Tandems." The closest he comes to touching her is when he spray tans her bikini line.

Submitted by Vermithrax on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 7:40pm.

Haa.. ABS

Submitted by Vermithrax on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 7:39pm.

Who and who?

Submitted by madam ex on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 5:31pm.

Her body looks so great when she's dancing, but her tummy is a bit wierded out in this position.
I always thought he liked the scent of cock in the morning, I thought their relationship was just a mock up, hmmm maybe its now out in the open like it should of been from the beginning.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 5:31pm.

"Hectic schedules" = Celebspeak for "we've found better looking people to bone."

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 5:24pm.

Who?

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Submitted by xxyxz on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 4:50pm.

Maybe I'm crazy... But at first I thought that was Tila Tequila

Submitted by jonnobaas_sea on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 4:36pm.

Even in svimvear they're both butt ugly.

Don't look at me. Don't touch me. Just hand me the crack pipe.

Submitted by Tamzin on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 4:14pm.

Off topic Dreadpirate's sig reminded me of something. I was at the store last week and what should catch my eye but a packet of spicy 'cock flavoured soup mix". I couldn't contain my amusement and grabbed two packs along with a couple of side eyes as I yelled down the aisle to my hubby at my find.

Submitted by Tamzin on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 4:05pm.

Didn't see that one coming. bbwwaahhhaaahaaa

Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:49pm.

Maksim likes the cock & she used to fuck on AC Slater, no?

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Submitted by kdracofan on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:36pm.

this chick seems to have no luck in love.
o well. who cares.

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:35pm.

I blame MOP HEAD for me not caring about DWTS. Bitch, you ruin everything.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:20pm.

Google it, you dumb fucks.

Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:18pm.

who and who?
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:17pm.

Who......and...who??!?

Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:15pm.

WHO?

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Submitted by jim on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:12pm.

WHO THE FUCK CARES!!

LOVE, THE WORLD

Submitted by loozer on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:08pm.

Karina Smirnoff. Sounds like a brand of vodka.
Maksim's gotta purty mouth, wouldn't mind making him squeal like a pig if he ever goes huntin' or kayakin' 'round my neck of the woods.
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Submitted by greenfinch on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:06pm.

man i loves him. he can teach me to mambo any time. *swoon*

Submitted by lizardo911 on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:03pm.

I knew that wasn't going to last. They are both too in love with themselves...

Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:02pm.

That's how I spent my weekend: with Smirnoff.

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Submitted by lynniepoo on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:01pm.

I never expected them to walked down the aisle. It's the weirdest thing - I just felt their relationship was just for show and not real in the least. I don't think this guy could be in love with anyone other than himself.

Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:00pm.

Who & who are what?

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 3:00pm.

Dunno who they are but she is making my stomach muscles ache from holding hers in. She reminds me of the gal Evgeni Malkin dates. With smaller lips and less mussie.

Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 2:59pm.

there aren't enough vowels in those names.

Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 2:55pm.

He looks like Joey Fatone after some weightloss and a shave. Other than that, I'm still fucking bored.

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