I Wish You Into The Twilight Corn Maze
The world already has the Twilight shower curtain, the Twilight lip chap and the Twilight dildo. So, naturally, we now have the Twilight corn maze. And you can thank Utah for that!
Utah has dedicated their largest corn maze to New Moon which comes out in November. The Deseret News reports that two giant mazes called "Team Edward" and "Team Jacob" will open to the public on September 24th and close on October 31st.
Maybe Utah is trying to get all of Twitwards in one place, so that they can trap them in and keep them there FOREVER. Yeah, probably not.
And at least we know that we will never be attacked by aliens. Once they see this fuckery from space, they will know that we are perfectly capable of destroying ourselves without any help from them. They can just sit back, smoke a bowl and enjoy the show.
VIA ONTD
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Hope I can find a rich man on http://www.bigbeautydate.com! Then he will buy me a villa and many other luxury things!
This will do if the landfill pyramids don't work. We worship trash!
Jesus Christ Almighty, those dumbass Mormons are up to their stupid shit again.
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
We have a corn maze every year in my town at the park. It's huge, and there is one picture that consists of two separate mazes. They always make it freaking impossible to find your way out. Anyway, this year it has something to do with knights and magic. And this summer we took the kids to Great Wolf Lodge at Kings Island. They had an interactive game there, with stations all through the hotel, and it also had to do with knights and magic. You used a wand at each station. It was called MagiQuest.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
ROFL. Exactly Michael.
lame mazes. I can see at least 3 straight-line ways to walk thru. They're just pictures cut in corn.
Yeah, someone has way too much free time.
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Thanks MB ;) *blushes*
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
A twilight weed maze would be a lil cooler.
Other than that...really stupid.
Coma Caca!!
Also there is a "New Moon" Halloween candy... i saw it at a walgreens
the maze at the bottom of the first pic looks like Beavis.
@MJT: Very nice! I would totally take you to a show.
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Alice In Chains Tonight!!!
Know me broken by my master
Teach thee on child of love hereafter
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then...
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MK watches "The Twilight Zone" - cool
*runs screaming incoherently from thread*
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Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Fucking lame.
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"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
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Submitted by Terrapwn3d on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 12:05pm.
Sigh, of course this would be in Utah.
I know. Whenever I start feeling sorry for myself for being from Arkansas, I put my chin up and say to myself, it could be worse. I could be from Utah. And I am grateful and proud again.
Obviously the aliens are picking sides in anticipation of "New Moon". Is this their way of persuading M. Night Shyamalan to direct "Breaking Dawn"?
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"Drink your juice, Shelby" M'Lynn Steel Magnolias
Hoff - I am sorry you guys are sick.
BH is home barfing today, I feel the barfs coming on, I am weak, shakey and cold.
@ MB - yes sir.
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
fukin mormons...
@MJT: Is that you in your avie?
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Alice In Chains Tonight!!!
Know me broken by my master
Teach thee on child of love hereafter
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then...
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 12:03pm.
well, we're really sick, hacking, sore throat can't breathe well, shit school just went back!
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Sigh, of course this would be in Utah.
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you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons
MB - I don't think I have heard any of their new material. I will have to check out the new guy! Have fun!
Hoff - swine flu eh??
Fuck me. I hope that shit doesn't break out here.
I am so GD sick today.
Submitted by M.E.
AIC isn't the same without Layne Staley
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Of course it isn't. They still freaking rock though. There are 3 other guys that made up AIC, one of them being the main songwriter. I trust Jerry's judgement with bringing a new guy on board. If Jerry says the new guy kicks ass, then the new guy kicks ass. And from what I hear and have read: the new guy kicks ass.
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Alice In Chains Tonight!!!
Know me broken by my master
Teach thee on child of love hereafter
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then...
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I need an open post
NEED
OPEN
POST
Must bitch....
I'm assuming they charge admission and if so, good for them for capitalizing on the Twitardation. Ya gotta be innovative IN THIS ECONOMY.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling
I've always wanted to go in a corn maze!
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After watching "The Shining", I ain't running around no mazes nowhere, no how. Uh-uh. Not me.
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Alice In Chains Tonight!!!
Know me broken by my master
Teach thee on child of love hereafter
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then...
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semd the kids back to school and bam, we have the fucking swine flu in here.,
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
AIC isn't the same without Layne Staley
ssssssssh UVULA ....i told you not to out us ;)
master - you suck *jealous*
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
I've always wanted to go in a corn maze! I wonder if there is one around chicago?
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
DARK SIDED!
I am sooooooooo sore this weekend from doing a shit ton of yardwork...
What?!?!?
:P
Ummm... Okay?
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
get a life.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
Stop the insanity! Oh god, I'm qouting Susan Powter..Twilight Mania look what you've wrought.
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Shittake happens...
Submitted by MissJaneTexas
I had nothing to do with this.
Master Blaster - now you are going to Alice and Chains?!
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That bus ticket stub to Utah says otherwise, MJT!
Yep! Seeing AIC tonight!!! Fuck yeah!!! \m/
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Alice In Chains Tonight!!!
Know me broken by my master
Teach thee on child of love hereafter
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then...
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I don't think the fundamentalists in Utah are gonna be too excited about this maze in honor of devil movie.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I HATE mazes. I am claustraphobic and last time I was in one I had such a severe panic attack that my husband had to put me on his shoulders so I could see above the hay and see which way was out.
I had nothing to do with this.
Master Blaster - now you are going to Alice and Chains?!
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Rock me momma like the wind and the rain, Rock me momma like a southbound train.
-"Submitted by LeanneMarie on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:37am."
Twilight Woods??? Ahahahahahaha!!!. That joke writes itself.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:30am.
"We'll have to nuke the sites from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Ha ha ha! Anytime is a good time for an "Aliens" reference.
Game over!
That's pretty cool. The mazes, that is. Too bad they are wasted on a stupid stupid movie.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
You'd think Utah would'nt allow this shit seeing as it's all dark-sided
Team Kalashnikov!
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Game blouses!
Yet another thing that makes me hate the books more and more each day.
Honestly instead of doing that, they could've done for the Bratmans "Team Jordan" & "Team Christina" I mean, they're way more interesting than anything Twilight related!
"By Night, It's All You Need To Wear!" ~ Christina Aguilera. "By Night" coming to Europe October '09
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
Submitted by LeanneMarie on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:37am.
I work at Bath and Body Works, and we're going to carry the Twilight Venom.
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How can you sleep at night?
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Bottom-feeder.
In Loozer's world, Twilight is an ELO song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYuVTTwTNKk
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The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence won't you come out to play
I work at Bath and Body Works, and we're going to carry the Twilight Venom. We're also getting a new body care scent called Twilight Woods, which will be coming out sometime next month, I think.
http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/search/index.jsp?kwCatId=&kw=twilight&or...
i have a twilight headache...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...