Sarah Larson Is Seething
George Clooney and his latest piece found at central casting, Elisabetta Canalis, went public (sort of) at yesterday's Venice Film Festival. George is there to pimp out a couple of his movies and he brought Elisabetta along to look purdy while holding his hand on the red carpet. Speaking of his hand, George is wearing a cast, because he's still healing from that unfortunate butt fisting accident. Oh, but in publicist-talk, "butt fisting accident" translates into "car door accident."
And I'd love to see the look on Sarah Larson's face as she curses Elisabetta's name while a drunk frat boy does a body shot off of her at a Laughlin, NV bar. Yeah, I don't think Vegas wants her ass anymore.
P.S. - You know Elisabetta's arm band tattoo really makes George's b-hole pucker, because it reminds him of Nick Lachey.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:55pm.
oh god no!!.. then i'll be known as AhabStrangersEyes... i... i, just can't have that!
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:53pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by curvyBBW4love on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:45pm.
What woman are you looking at?
stab in the dark... Beth Ditto
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by curvyBBW4love on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:45pm.
What woman are you looking at?
stab in the dark... Beth Ditto
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
Submitted by curvyBBW4love on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:45pm.
What woman are you looking at?
The woman is ugly and like a man! George Clooney should go to http://www.bigbeautydate.com to seek hot&sexy girls and women!
George Clooney is hot! But his taste in women is terrible. I get he doesn't wanna settle down, but dude always goes for the most trashy ass chicks.
Her arm tattoo is dreadful.
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arm band tattoo...eeeek. I am ok with other tattoos but not that..specially on a woman. anywais, why wear a dress that you're gonna be uncomfortable in...look how she keeps putting her hand on her chest...she has a chest it's not like boobs are gonna pop out. weirdo.
and he's a man whore.
the end
Coma Caca!!
Ok, I thought that WAS Sarah Larson.
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Submitted by Persona Non Grata on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 1:41pm.
"who has seen more AC Milan peen than the locker room"
ahahaha Clooney's dating a wannabe wag. Brilliant. At least this one will be smarter than Larson. Although she never bagged one and footballers are idiots. Nevermind I take it back bitch is probably even more stupid than Larson.
This dude amazes me. It is always the same routine with him. Too bad most Americans will be snowed by the Clooney PR team and never know this girl has one of the worst reputations in Italy of being a famewhoring tramp who has seen more AC Milan peen than the locker room. People Magazine already has a write-up making into (Michael K's words) a "classy diamond". They are making it look like he has known her since 2007, which is complete BS. I bet Clooney marries this one. It will be a contract, he is getting old and he wants an heir. Any takers?
All Clooney's girlfriends look the same.
The only problem I have with this bitch is that terrible fucking arm band tattoo. WTF?
GC, as most of you already know, is NOT one of my faves.
In fact, he's an asexual, tired-ass, pos.
She reminds me of Cindy Crawford, and we've all heard those rumors...
Lizzie will be crying into her chianti before you know it. Georgie probably has the next one picked out. AND who gives a flying fuck!
I hate that I find him attractive and I used to think the rumors of him being gay were bs but now I can really see that being true. Which strangely enough makes me more attracted to him. wtf
she's not beautiful! look better at her, even with make up she seems a man!
http://i37.tinypic.com/if4coh.jpg
his "i'm forever a playboy/confirmed bachelor" schtick is getting old...not that he has to get married or anything but i feel like he is so in everyone's face shouting from the mountain tops " I'M A HETERO SINGLE MALE LOOK AT ME"...yeah we got the message back in 1994 (?)...give it a rest.
oh, she's even worse than larson! george said that he doesn't know italy, that's the reason he's with her. she's an attention whore, talentless, now jobless (trl is closing after her three months presenting). everybody hates her and you'll understand why soon. she's a tranny anorexic rich men seeker who fabricates fake gossip all time, now she says that george will marry her!
She's too young and good-looking for him. Ahh... the tattoo seems too low on her arm or something...
Submitted by little_rascal on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:38am.
George reminds me so much of handsome, suave and debonair Cary Grant.
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I agree and add a sprinkling of Clark Gable.
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I have had it up to here (I'm pointing at my neck) with Georgie's holier-than-thou attitude, as if he's such a good guy/philanthropist/do-gooder I-feel-your-pain pain in the ass.
Listen, Georgie, if you're reading this: If you REALLY wanted to contribute something to the world, come out and be the very first A-list actor to stop treating the public like idiots.
Yes, you will have to take a pay cut, but sheesh, how many millions, how many mansions, how many cars and boats does one person need?
George reminds me so much of handsome, suave and debonair Cary Grant.
Oh how much I adore Cary Grant!
Cary Grant and Grace Kelly in "To Catch a Thief", the dialogue, the embrace, Grace's clothes, Cary's enigmatic smile....
Why don't they make movies like that anymore?
Why don't they make men like that anymore?
*sigh*
I guess having an Italian accent elevates her above the trailer park denizen that she is in his eyes? Seriously, arm bands are among the trashiest of tattoos. As her arms expand in her old age, it will look extremely ridiculous.
BEARD!!!
Why does every woman he dates look like a clone of Cindy Crawford?!
Isnt he close friends with Cindy and her husband?
her tattoo sucks...
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Nothing says white trash more than those arm band tattoos
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Tattoos and piercings are so played out now. I wish I could get my tats removed. I see so many attractive women (and douchebags) walking around sporting these really gauche and unimaginative designs. None of them seem to have given any thought as to how these things are going to look when they're older. I've only seen one older woman who looked hot with a full sleeve. It was well-done. The rest just look pathetic.
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Despite all these carefully posed and distributed photos with fishbeards, George is - in our husband's opinia - a 100% traveler on the fudge freeway.
Discuss!
I'd rather see the pictures with Ewan MacGregor...
She looks like a dude. Georgie loves him some skanks. My gawd.
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He prolly pays her what Spitzer paid for his
Georgie needs to mantain his Bad Boy status
He's what 50 ? Unmarried ..good looking italian guy
cmonnnnn... Hes totally gay
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mmmmmmm....Clooney.....yum.
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Submitted by Slipknot on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:38am.
no one said she was smart :)
Here's an idea... if you're going on a boat ride and know you will be greeted by papparazzi when you disembark, maybe you should wear a dress that FITS so you don't have to be holding or adjusting it constantly. Just a thought.
Wonder what her daily rate is?
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He is becoming a GILF
agh band tat is glamorous accesorie for Oscars
poor Georgie ...just come outta the closet
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Beard # ???? I've lost count. Georgie's just frontin' til Matt Damon and/or Brad come to their senses.
Submitted by vmbombshell on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:28am.
Even worse, the tattoo actually reads EMINEM
. She got it covered with flowers.
NSFW http://www.elisabettacanalis.it/files/immagini/servizifoto/calendario/im...
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O yeah - cuz I can really pay attention to the tat in that picture;p
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wow.. so wonderful!!! this maybe the most things in our life, lol.. well, as well all know that, there are too many beautiful and handsome women and men waitting their another part on
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Even worse, the tattoo actually reads EMINEM. She got it covered with flowers.
NSFW http://www.elisabettacanalis.it/files/immagini/servizifoto/calendario/im...
Nothing says white trash more than those arm band tattoos. Why is he always picking the same kind of women? He must be really dull to be with, that's why he chooses women who are even more stupid so that they don't notice.
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I know what happened to his hand. He called her Sarah by accident as they were getting out of the car. Sure of it. Ok, maybe not so sure...maybe he called her Heather or Lisa or Laura.
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didnt she used to hAVe breast like 2 days ago WTF
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Ugh, he sucks. I don't even find him good looking anymore. He's verging on the border of old and weird, a la Brad and Tommy Girl.
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I wanna lick the gray hairs around Clooney's asshole.
That is a hideous tattoo on her. Why do women continue to try to tame the Cloon? He's a bachelor for life. Your pussy isn't that great to change him. Use him for sex, not relationships.
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God, he IS handsome, Ho'wood glam at its best... Her not so much.
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Elisabetta is hot but she's also a fame-whore, so she may not last.
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god she looks smug...little does she know ,as soon as she gets comfy she'll find herself on the curb