Tuesday, September 8th 2009

SHOCKING: Jon Gosselin "Despises" Kate


Well, it looks like TLC can officially change the title of Jon & Kate Plus 8 to Jon H8s Kate, because he announced this breaking news on the second part of his interview with Good Morning America today. In the first part of his interview, Jon said Kate treated him like a lame fish. Now he's accusing her of stealing his wedding ring (SPOILER ALERT: Her possum head ate it) and says he despises her ass! And Jon didn't stop there. He cries that Kate beat him up emotionally, constantly abused him verbally and is the reason why their marriage turned to shit.

Jon is even biting at Kate for not barfing up everything to the media and keeping some things to herself. Really, Jon doesn't hold back. Seriously, give a man his nuts back and he will go WILD.

Jon said, "Our relationship will never be fixed. I don't trust her anymore. I was abused ... I was beaten down ... I'm not going back to that lifestyle. She knows the truth. I wish to God, she would speak from emotions ... She's not speaking from the heart. Please -- the stuff you tell me in private should be the stuff you tell me on TV."

And Jon went to mouth queef about the day he finally pulled his nuts out of his ass and stood up to Kate's rabid possum, "In 10 years, I've never gone out ... When she said, 'I don't want you going out,' I ... I used to say, 'OK, I'm not going to go out.' I was very passive. This is the first time I said, 'You know what? I want to see my friends. I'm going out. That was the first time in my life I ever stood up to Kate ... I just felt like I had to take back some time in my life, and I did it. And I felt really good. I made my own decision ... I was beaten down for so long, I couldn't even make my own decision. And when I did, I was like, holy cow! You know? Yeah, what's she gonna do? Divorce me? All right. Obviously. You know."

According to Jon, he went to counseling by himself and tried to drag Kate along, but she refused to go. And finally, he ended with, "I just want to let the world know that I'm a real person with feelings. OK, I've made mistakes. Maybe it wasn't the best idea to go out to the clubs. But we all learn from mistakes, except mine are public."

When is Kate going to stick a pacifier in his mouth, throw a diaper on his ass and throw him in a playpen. We're all sick of Jon's wawawa-ing over and over again. So, his wife was a cunt to him and belittled his ass until his nutsuck busted out of there for greener pastures. SO WHAT! Jon just needs to move on already and continue to drown his sorrows in douche juice and meth brows. And I should take my own advice...sans the douche juice part. I break out in hives whenever I get near Ed Hardy shit.

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Jaselle_S's picture

Jon Gosselin has appeared in his first television interview since the divorce papers were filed. It's hard to have sympathy for Jon Gosselin, or Kate Gosselin for that matter, since the vacuous divorcees' should both probably be shot out of a cannon. He's having a mid life crisis – boring! She's exploiting her kids for money – disgusting, and she should get a real job – and boring! Who cares about either of these people? Honestly, they're less than what we'd call intelligent, and boorish – they probably should be made into fertilizer. Seriously, people – let's stop giving Jon Gosselin publicity, maybe get some pay day loans and find a hobby.

I'm so glad he's getting his fucking balls back. I've watched that show in bits and pieces over the years and OMG every fucking time I've watched it she has talked to him like he's a piece of shit.

Now if it was a man disrespecting a woman, calling her an idiot, stupid, yelling at her, the whole country would have a fit..

Go Jon fuck that nasty bitch!!! Finally enjoy ur life

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And evil shoe, you must be a really good mom using language like u do! I can only assume u collect a welfare check and food stamps as well! Maybe you can buy cellulite-ass Stoney a few more quarts of ice cream with ur coupons!

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Muffy_Simba's picture

I despise Kate, too! lol

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Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 12:44pm.
Kate is such a fucking cunt, its no shock to me (or anyone) that Jon is finally living his adulthood the way he wants instead of letting Kate clutch his balls. Good for him.

Fuck the Possum headed lady!
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This is right on! This guy was abused for years and treated like crap by an abrasive banshee that sucked the life out of him. Good that he's getting it off of his chest. Good that he trashed that possum-headed opportunist. Good that he's getting snatch on the regular. Good that he went to counseling. He's on the right path and he's got to not let what dumb-assed armchair quarterbacks have to say about his life.

This would be SO different if it were him belittling Kate in this way. He needs to accept that the average asshole is going to blame him and move on. Get it off of your chest and chop it up to the game. Fuck everyone because you're free now!

Good luck!
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Auntie Mame's picture

I have a bad feeling this whole mess will culminate on an episode of "Snapped". Kate's controlled rage is going to break loose and whale on Jon's pointy little head with a baseball bat.

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Submitted by shandi on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 6:58pm.

And one more thing, I know a 'rage-a-holic' when I see one. Everytime Kate is on TV and she's asked a question about Jon, her...words...get...very...controlled...and...measured. Because people with rage issues know they loose it quickly. Ya ain't fooling anyone biatch!
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You're right. She isn't fooling anyone. BUT .. she IS watching what she says because she knows that her kids could possibly hear it
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OR she's watching what she says becuz she knows we're all watching and judging her. I think he's reacting (as EEG was saying way earlier), he's had it and it's all just spilling out of him...but she's playing to win. That's prolly what their relationship was always like. She's got a vision and he's just all reaction.

I think it's a shame these people have any children at all.

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Manimal5's picture

Both of them are cunts and probably are better off apart from each other.

shandi's picture

And one more thing, I know a 'rage-a-holic' when I see one. Everytime Kate is on TV and she's asked a question about Jon, her...words...get...very...controlled...and...measured. Because people with rage issues know they loose it quickly. Ya ain't fooling anyone biatch!
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You're right. She isn't fooling anyone. BUT .. she IS watching what she says because she knows that her kids could possibly hear it and she knows that anything she says could come back to bite her in the butt. She has learned that now. However, Jon is too stupid to watch what he says. Kate at least shows restraint, and that is good, right? She keeps the negative thoughts to herself now, or tries to. Jon doesn't even try. He whines to anyone that will listen.

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I never thought I'd even somewhat side with Kate in this whole mess....but the Douchelin Man really needs to give it a rest!

"Actions speak louder than words and Jon's actions are screaming that he'd rather be out partying with 22 year old skanks than taking care of his kids."

I agree. He's made a fool out of himself lately and he's looking to shift the attention. "she's worse them me". How mature.

honeychile's picture

Hey, Jon! Why dont you call me back motherfucker??

Actions speak louder than words and Jon's actions are screaming that he'd rather be out partying with 22 year old skanks than taking care of his kids.

He bitches about Kate speaking to the media but he's done more to get his face into the tabloids than she has because if it wasn't for the press and drama that he keeps creating no 20-something girl would look twice at him and he'd be standing on the wrong side of the velvet rope at every club he tried to get into.

hambletta's picture

jon, shuddup already. even if you haven't said anything - just shuddup.
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Submitted by lez-babe on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:58am.

And WTF is it with you losers who spend all damn day long on this site posting comments?????????? Are you paraplegics or something? Dayum!
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You really need to take a step back and shut the fuck up, dude.

KD's picture

How many times is he going to speak out "for the first time"? what, the first time this week? Today?

Chirio's picture

STFU Jon. grow a pair of balls!!!

Coma Caca!!

Stoney's picture

Rage Against the Douchemachine!

My favorite album, actually.

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TheStraightMan's picture

If this was turned around, we'd all be saying how courageous Kate was for leaving an abusive dick wad of a husband.

Kates' a cunt and bravo for Jon for speaking up about it. He's chasing the pussy like its gonna be outlawed tomorrow, no doubt. BUT if you had your balls crushed by that shrew for years, you'd be jumping on anything that said 'hello' in a friendly tone.

And one more thing, I know a 'rage-a-holic' when I see one. Everytime Kate is on TV and she's asked a question about Jon, her...words...get...very...controlled...and...measured. Because people with rage issues know they loose it quickly. Ya ain't fooling anyone biatch!

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Submitted by lez-babe on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 12:42pm.

You call girls "dude", how fucking retarded is that? Shows your age. Only kids speak like that. And you're right, I don't get any dick while I'm here at work posting on this site. In fact, most of us here don't get fucked on the job, instead we wait until we go home to our grown-up apartments and fuck our grown-up partners there. I guess a hooker like yourself wouldn't understand that being that your job IS fucking.

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WildGuy's picture

I'd say "Get in line Jon, we all do", but then I remember he's (was) married to her, so I guess he should be first.

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Submitted by voyerismizhot on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 1:50pm.
He's throwing Kate under the bus for his career.
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Don't worry, it's a short bus.

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Bottom-feeder.

He's throwing Kate under the bus for his career. He's a jerk.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Hey lez-babe lay off on the insults already. Dayum! Your comments just keep getting uglier and more crass by the second.

RubyGlare's picture

If he leaves those 8 kids-isn't that
child endangerment? NO ONE can raise 8 kids on their own; he should have thought about "that lifestyle" b4 knocking her up. Was she an octo-Mom?
Idiots, both of them, I'm sure part of the time she was probably screaming at him to help her with the brats. I'm thinking Ashley Judd from YaYa Sisters, or whatever it was called. Cheesus!

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Bda's picture

He is a complete MORON! Someone close to him should tell him to shut the fuck up! You are contradicting yourself! What you decribed is called MARRIAGE! When you have a wife and 8 children who are all under 10 their is no "going out". You ass. You basically did what she knew would happen. Men like you say "you need to get away" or "you need you time, a little freedom". You then go to bars get drunk start fucking 20 year olds and you know who looses in the end? YOUR CHILDREN. That whole line about what's the worst that could happen a divorce shows you selfishness and that you are an asshole. So you'd rather be divorced and have you children suffer through that so you can hang out at bars? Don't married people talk? You couldn't reach an agreement over you "hanging out"? Yeah because "hanging out" turned into you fucking a young skank, getting caught and turning your life into a tabloid web of drama. You created the tabloid cover stories by getting caught with that girl! God I hate him.

muffintops's picture

Dear Jon. You have kids. 8 of them. Man up and Shut up.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Nasty mouth breathing cunt. Yeah he was DP'd on a regular basis by his shrieking wife and bored to death with 8 kids he never wanted. Yes he got away so he could escape a miserable life. But now why doesn't he just take his ugly, fat, rage-inducing face and his ugly hos and go away already?? Just take the money and run if you hate being on TV so much you little bitch?

What enrages me so much is how he whines, whines, whines about his life, but once someone asks if he's done with the show he immediately perks up and says no, he still wants to be on TV. He obviously likes the money and attention, so he could show a little gratitude to his kids and wife that he hates for providing the revenue that allows his gross lifestyle. But he's too stupid to see that. Oh, I cannot wait until this douche is shut DOWN.

Ms. Caligula's picture

Uh, wow. Such classy people. I'm sure their kids will love them for this when they get a little older. [insert eyeroll]

DeeDee's picture

Isn't this like the eighth time he's talked for the "first" time?

Trini's picture

I hate both of them! They both suck! and i wish they would just disappear into obscurity.

MizRo's picture

so.not.fucking.shocking.

whatever.

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Submitted by lez-babe on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 12:42pm.

Are you on your period? PMDD?

xxyxz's picture

Eddie ♥

you just made my day love.. *grins*

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Kate is such a fucking cunt, its no shock to me (or anyone) that Jon is finally living his adulthood the way he wants instead of letting Kate clutch his balls. Good for him.

Fuck the Possum headed lady!
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Eddie's picture

and you're so giving it to me later xxyxz... where you been??

lez-babe's picture

Awwwwwww shucksies! You mean Stoney ain't got no peenies? Hmmmm. Funny that you would use the word "cunt" if you're a girl, dude. At any rate, Stoney-she-male you obviously ain't getting any pussy OR dick bitch cuz you spend ur fukking life on this site. You and cupcake should hook up and do the deed cuz I'm starting to think ur both virgins or something equally appalling. Enjoy!

Eddie's picture

What a little bitch

xxyxz's picture

*yawn*

Snoogle's picture

HA HA HA TEAM JON ALL THE WAY. Because everytime he speaks her possum head attacks her brain and I hate her more than him.

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Banayna's picture

What a fucking tool. Nice thing to do to the 9 year olds who are old enough to read this shit, trashing their mother on TV. Hate him more each day. He actually is making Kate look good.

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When are these fucks going to fall into a motherfucking hole and spare us their tired bullshit?

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:44am.
Sorry to have rolled away for a moment, I was busy Wd40ing my wheels

Smart straw, trigger bottle or big blast can???

Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!

crazyinjapan's picture

Most people during and after a divorce are told by the court/judge to refrain from badmouthing their exes in front of the children. I know he's not strictly saying that shit in front of the kids, but it is in public and should count. I'd love to see his vengeful whiny pathetic ass thrown in jail for contempt of court.

Stoney's picture

*hides peen from M.E.*

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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:25am.

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Bravo, rotten-egg! You said it all so well!

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EastEndGirl's picture

Sorry to have rolled away for a moment, I was busy Wd40ing my wheels.

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Triscuit. 09/02/09

Those two douches deserve each other. However, I really hate Kate from the first day I laid eyes on her. I just think he is pitiful.

"pennsylvania stay at home dad turned playboy"...ummm GMA i think you might be reaching a bit with that one...