Please Don't Stop The Charo!
While all of our asses get older, Charo never ever ages. Seriously, Charo's 58-year-old hot ass has looked exactly the same since I was drinking my whiskey out of a sippy cup. When we're all dead, Charo will still be poppin' that pussay all over the planet! Charo's thrust makes the world go 'round. Maybe the secret is in her magical cuchi cuchi? You interpret that anyway you want to.
So, during the MDA Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon this past weekend, Charo showed up Alien Princess RiRi with a cover of "Please Don't Stop The Music." This is how it's really done. Charo can kick, stretch, and KICK! Charo dances like my abuelita after one too many Coronas. YES!
And just so you know, Charo's abuelita nipples sang back-up on this shit. Yes, she is that talented.
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Charo is 58? MY ASS!!!
Charo looks the same as when I was a kid. You know, she seemed weird and a bit scandalous then. But by today's standards her moves now seem demure and refined.
"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde
You know what's more fun than dancing midgets on a bar....you are Charo, that's who! I lurves you Chaquita... cuchi cuchi.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1kOlWkjEHo
Best Charo clip.
WOW. Charo is scaring me. She looks exactly the same as she did when I was a kid, and now I'm old enough to be a granny. That story about drinking virgin blood to remain forever young was just a story right...right. LOVE YOU CHARO!
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Double post - WTF?
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
Charo is going to outlive us all. She's a hot bitch and then some. But, seriously, there ain't no way she's only 58.
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
I was born in 1968. I remember Charo in the 70s. If she's 58, then I'm 29. No way.
Did anyone check out her back up dancers? Kfed and Dean Sherbet wannabes!
Charo there are no words. Wasn't she discovered by Xavier Cougat at age 15?
No way she is 58--she was an adult when I was a kid in the 1960's.
FYI--She is one of the world's leading flamenco guitarists--she is really amazing (for real).
they still televise this? And it's still cheesy!
ay mi dios!
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I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVE CHARO!!
She literally killed it .I think that last woman she humped actually had MS and died from the humpation! That's how I wanna go...
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
I love my Charo. She's from Spain and is a genius in her own right:
Her guitar skills are amazing!
It's sad that Xavier Cougat and the US just saw the "coochie coo" side of her brilliance.
I LOVE ME SOME CHARO!!! And yes, her guitar playing is BRILLIANT.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
LOVE her! rock on
I believe Charo is actually 68, but who cares how old she is, the girl still has it! LONG LIVE CHARO!!!
She is not 58, more like 68. I am 58 and I watched her on T.V. with my parents when I was like 10 or 12. Give me a break.
Her version fucking owns Princess RiRi's.
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Charo is an amazing AMAZING guitarist. Incredibly talented.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
I LOVE HER! I LOVE HER! I LOVE HER!!! She is twice my age and still looks better than me...wait now I HATE HER........
LOL!!!!!
If Charo is 58(??!!) then we are 18!!
How over it does Jerry look when she sexes him up? It's too funny. How long have they been doing that - like, 30 years. He's prolly thinking: Look. Suck my dick or get on with the show. LOL!
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
I don't give a shit how old she is she still does a beat down on Britney, Lady caca, Heidi, etc. Git it Charo, you can't stop the music.
I thought Charo was in her 60s already.
She was a contemprary to Cher, Farrah and all those other 60+ girls from the 1970s...I think that somewhere along the line she may have started shaving years off her real age. If she is really 58, that means she wasn't even legal when she married Xavier Cougat back in the day, and he was old enough to be her Grandpa.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
Ah yes. My dad used to be in charge of the Jerry Lewis telethon's audio and he'd take me backstage and let me stand around with my stepmom. Sammy Davis, Jr was back there, Tony Bennett, Casey Kasum, Ed McMahon, etc. Growing up in Vegas. And then I came back to school in 8th grade and bragged and got called "Jerry's Kid" for months!!
FUCK YEAH CHARRO!!
Look at her go! She still looks great! How many grannies do you know that can shake that shit like her? I used to love her when I was a kid, she was always doing guest appearances on The Love Boat and shit.
I love when she went into the audience and dragged the women to their feet and humped the men!
Viva La Charroooo!
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Jerry looks completely out of it and confused. He needs to retire his ass and stay home. And wtf with the people in the audience? Why would people GO to the telethon when you can watch that craptacular mess at home? Were they paid to be there? 90% of them look as unhappy as shit.
I was just looking at YouTube and Charo on Carol Burnett last night with Carol dressed as Charo's mother - one of the best costume gags ever on that show. Carol was over the top - probably today she would have been criticized for being "culturally insensitive".
This made my day! YAY CHARO! Shake it, Mama!
You know she achally IS a musician - but even when she's not being one she's very entertaining - look how she makes a foolio dance! Luvs it!
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
58??? HA HA HA HA (sound of maniacal laughter and glass breaking) ummmmmmm...try 85.
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Shittake happens...
...there is NO FUCKING way this hag is 58...try 78!!
"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Charo Is Forever.
I miss her pink guitar though.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
TEAM DRY HUMPIN!
One of Jerrys real kids, there always seemed to be a lot of pain in his life:
http://www.prlog.org/10092911-suzan-lewis-the-disabled-daughter-of-enter...
don't know why it double posted
Charo is a really good guitarist and very much underrated.
Coochie-coochie coo you hot slut!
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It's only Sept. 8th but already she's hot slut of the month.
She is not 58! I barely remember Fantasy Island but I know for a fact her and that little dude were on it all the time!
Love da Charo, I felt so bad for Jerry, he really needs to be put to rest and stop doing this, what a shame, a talented man Ive loved all my life and to see him in this condition, please let him go already. STOP THE MADNESS!
Does it matter that she's older than 58? Look at that woman jump around! The fact that she's doing THAT and she's almost 60 or older is impressive by my standards!
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She took ten years off her age when she became a U.S. citizen. She really was born in 1941. Her marriage to Xavier Cugat took place in 1966--do the math.
wow.. so wonderful!!! this maybe the most things in our life, lol.. well, as well all know that, there are too many beautiful and handsome women and men waitting their another part on
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Wow, I must say that was probably the most amazing thing ever.. I am going to watch it all day...
those dancers are old enough to know better.
58? Feels like I have been terrified by Charo since at least the early 70s and I am 47.
Never liked her till she started doing guest spots on Pee Wee's playhouse.
She's really not that bad, except for the nose jobs.
NO way is she 58. That would make her only ten years older than me, and I remember watching her in at least her late twenties or early thirties when I was a child watching The Love Boat, Johnny Carson and Mike Douglas. She looks fabulous but no frickin way is she only 58. Try 68.
Charo is a hot slut for life.
I just stop to say good morning and wish me luck horz, I'm off to my training!
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Yowzers.. there's no denying that woman is a real going concern. Bless her cuchi heart.
Ohhhhhh it's too early for this shit.
Wow, Charo is a tiny bundle of energy and ebullience! An amazing body for a 58 year old.I would love to know her anti-aging secret.
Why couldn't she have just played her guitar, it would have been way better.
p.s. It's early for this but fuck it, POTUS' speech that will surely turn all children and anyone who reads it into a Nazi, The dreaded Student Address Speech, HIDE THE CHIRRUN!:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/MediaResources/PreparedSchoolRemarks/
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