Would You Hit It?
Jeremy Piven is so brave. After nearly DYING (not really) from the fish flu (aka mercury poisoning), Jeremy brought his deflated titties out to hang out near the fish. No, I'm not talking about the trick he's with, I'm talking about him being so close to the ocean.
You know, Jeremy needs to calm down on the waxing shit. I know he wants a chest as smooth as a baby's taint, but it looks like he's going too far. I mean, some of his chest skin is missing! Bitch is waxing it right off! And his chichis look mighty weepy, because they are sick of being nekkid all the time. They want some damn privacy.
That being said, I'd hit that shit in a tub full of NADS. WELL, Jeremy Piven is the most popular guess of many kinky blind items, so I'd want to see if that shit is true. Call it investigative reporting!
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Those pits in his cleavage are just acne scars aren't they?
I would have guessed that pec implants were inserted from under the arm. Like boobies.
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This Dickbag obviously share's the same low rent back alley plastic grocery bag surgeon as Terror Reid.
fucking gross. his chest looks like the hair was removed and placed on top his head. nice try, assdouche.
So gross. His chest is all wonky and looks far older than the rest of him.
Besides, Jack Nicholson did the sagging old man tits look much better.
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I have always wanted to kick him in the face...It has nothing to do with his characters, I am just really turned off by his face in the most extreme way.
So stumpy & stocky.
Whatta laugher he & that boob-implant ho's body language --she's trying hard & leaning in, but Privin's all standoffish --gonna ditch her after their walk.
it's sutures in the center of his chest. He is a man created of pieces.
Fuck no dude.
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Submitted by chewba on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 5:03pm.
Unlike your fella, I was always trying to hide it, so getting it fixed was liberating.
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Yeah...I guess guys and girls are kinda different like that...they wear their marks with pride. And we're always worried about every little anomaly...
I do get the explanatory thing too - a story told one too many times gets boring, boring, boring...
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the piv's cleavage is all fucked up...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
I believe what we are seeing there are pec implants gone horribly awry.
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Not attractive.
Eww.
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Submitted by xultar on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 3:43pm.
He grosses me out.
Seriously.
He's gross.
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I agree completely. He is gross.
not if he owned the last peen on earth, i'd rather make love to a small cactus.
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This guy IS benjamin buttons syndrome. In the CLASSIC "One Crazy Summer" this guy looked like a 40 year old playing a teen.
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I like him in Entourage, it's the only show I've seen him on and he's pretty funny. But no, I wouldn't hit him. And he needs to grow a little chesty hair back, or slap one of his toupees in between his nips.
That actually looks like burn scars.
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A few more steriods and some red hair dye and he's gonna be Carrot Top!
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I've never seen acne scars that look like that. They do look like stretch marks, but it's a weird formation if they are. Why would he wax and show it to the world, though? Maybe he's hoping to stir up a heart-surgery rumor to get him out of some work?
Or, what Tristram said. Ha!
His chin rubbed a groove in his sternum from trying to suck himself off.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 12:29pm.
He's a gross, stubby little man, w/ stubby little legs. Even Mrs Patrick Campbell isn't showing up to speculate on the size of his package.
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What I would hit is his head, repeatedly and with a sledgehammer.
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Maybe Jeremy's scar is from a moobie fucking incident gone horribly wrong?
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I wish this self-important, bloated-ego douche would slip back into obscurity where he belongs.
What kind of heart or lung surgery did he have? I wasn't impressed with his shit on Letterman last week, trying to make his fish disease sound impressive.
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he WAS funny and cute on the larry sanders show. shame what happens to people's egos in hw. now he just comes across as a entitled jerk.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 3:19pm.
@chewba and pigger: I'm sorry chewba. To be honest, it didn't bother me at all. It wasn't SO unsexy...he's a sexy guy, in fact. It was more about the WAY he showed me...he took my hand like he was gonna show me his big peen but no - it was the hole in his heart...you know? Timing is everything;p
Oh no! I wasn't meaning it like that! It's no big deal all...purely cosmetic you know? I had it fixed cause I wanted to be able to wear certain clothes, and be even sluttier than I already was...without having to explain it all the time. I get what you were saying though. Unlike your fella, I was always trying to hide it, so getting it fixed was liberating.
he is fucking nasty
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When did he have heart surgery? What's with the scares?
I'd hit it! I want him to ask "have you ever been a a movie star?" or whatever it was, LOL
He grosses me out.
Seriously.
He's gross.
Looks like ringworm.
Take him to the vet.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 3:27pm.
I think that it was the big peen that you found sexy. LOL
*blushes* Well, in a way yes, that and his furrrrry chest... but seriously now, I was really in love, and his "deformity" or whatever you choose to call it was a part of him, so...
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Submitted by pigger_than_life on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 3:18pm
I think that it was the big peen that you found sexy. LOL
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And, no I would not hit it.
His hat looks like it's ashamed to be in public on that head (could be the same hat as the one who is suing Hugh Hefner?)
@chewba and pigger: I'm sorry chewba. To be honest, it didn't bother me at all. It wasn't SO unsexy...he's a sexy guy, in fact. It was more about the WAY he showed me...he took my hand like he was gonna show me his big peen but no - it was the hole in his heart...you know? Timing is everything;p
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I have no idea who he is so I googled him. Maybe the mercury poisoning accounts for the scars?
@angel, your story reminded me of this guy I dated who had one leg shorter than the other, I actually ended up finding it kind of sexy. Maybe I'm weird or kinky or something? But he was really a such a sweet guy and had the biggest peen...
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I have always wanted to hit it. With a billy club. With a stick. With my bare hands. I can't stand this guy.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 12:11pm.
I dated a guy with a hole in his chest once. For reals. It wasn't a HOLE so much as it was a HUGE round dip - right between his chest plates, or like, the chest plate was missing or something. It's some kinda rare condition. It was his selling point and I thought that was kinda weird cuz really, it just made me feel like I could break him in half with my bare hands. Not that sexy.
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I have/had that! It's called pectus excavatum, a deformed sternum, it's genetic. It's also a symptom of Marfan's, although I don't have that. I had mine fixed by a plastic surgeon when I was about 25. I am surprised that you say it was his selling point, because it is a self-esteem destroyer for most who have it. My surgeon made a silicone implant (solid like a chin implant) the same shape as the depression and now you can't even tell. When my daughter was born, my husband held her first and that was the first thing I asked - was her chest concave? Happily, no she did not have it. I am so glad she won't grow up feeling bad about herself like I did.
No. No I would not. I would most emphatically not hit it. There is something too doughy, douchey, ego-driven, and gacky about him (mercury poison notwithstanding). I just ... blergh ... I have to move on to the next post.
Also, I just wanted to say how much I detest people who are self-satisfied and smug and superior. Like JP. This seems to be the case for many of the hipsters and industry people in LA. I know, I lived there. And escaped.
I mean, if you want to follow your bliss, and that bliss includes being a PA or gaffer or wannabe designer or Amoeba records sales clerk or HBO star or barrista or slacker mooching off your parents and-or you wear hot pants or fringed, open-toed booties or oversized wifebeaters with a feather necklace or a suitcased-sized purse or anything Ed Hardy or sport an ironic 70s / 80s haircut or white sunglasses or a vintage Rush concert tee then fine. Do it. Do it all night long.
But for God’s sake, DO NOT act self-satisfied or smug or superior about it. DO NOT act like you have thought up this unique persona yourself, and that you deserve congratulations or a better table or more (fe)male attention or better interest rates or your dealer’s best stash of Columbian marching powder. DO NOT glare disdainfully at anyone who is not like you. And DO NOT assume people are staring because they are jellus. Mostly it’s about pity: “Oh, god, that was ME 10 years ago, before I realized what a naive douche I was.” Or, “God, what a shallow train wreck. I CANNOT STOP STARING.”
Just fucking do your thing and revel in it. Cuz when you get all meta about it (“Who’s looking at me?” and “Who is jealous of me?” and most importantly “How badly do they want to fuck me?”), you instantly lose all authenticity and credibility.
Maybe some scarring from waxing and subsequent in-growns?
Ewww. No.