Shawne Merriman Arrested For Allegedly Choking Tila Tequila
Shawne Merriman, the linebacker for the San Diego Chargers, was arrested early this morning after he allegedly choked and restrained Tila Tequila at his home in Poway, CA. If Shawne wanted a shot at love with Tila, this was not the way to do it.
Fox Sports says that 911 received a call from a woman claiming Shawne had choked her out and wouldn't let her leave his home on Sagecrest Drive. A police officer said, "Nguyen (That's Tila Tequila to you and me) told deputies she had been choked and physically restrained by Merriman when she attempted to leave his residence."
Shawne is currently in police custody and Tila is being treated at a nearby hospital.
Shit just got real. Tila is like the size of my nipple and Shawne looks like a giant, so he could probably choke her with his pinky. Scary shit.
Okay, okay, the fact is Tila is 4'11" and Shawne is 6'4". And just so we're clear, my nipple isn't 4'11" tall. It's probably like 4' tall at the most!
UPDATE: Tila is out of the hospital, so says TMZ. Shawne's lawyer is saying that Tila was drunk like a Wino, so he was trying to keep her from leaving his house and getting into her car.
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no guy should ever choke a bitch but this bitch put her drunk ho ass in this situation. she once posted pictures of thousands of dollars she "earned" sluttying it up for men's magazines, so unless she blew it all on not having any dignity, she could've paid for a cab. what's worse, Tila getting choked or Tila killing an innocent person on the road?? stupid slut.
Submitted by joan cusack on Tue, 09/08/2009 - 2:03pm.
Racist question - most Vietnamese I know have a Nguyen in their name & most Koreans have a Kim...is that a title or a common last name?
They're the most common family names in the respective countries (derived over one thousand years ago from royalty).
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Racist question - most Vietnamese I know have a Nguyen in their name & most Koreans have a Kim...is that a title or a common last name?
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All the news reports say she was born in Singapore, which is correct, but she's 100% Vietnamese by heritage. Her family just ended up in SG after the diaspora from VN after 1975.
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Note to self: if you see TT driving towards you, ingest cyanide capsule before the inevitable, because you know her drunk self won't ever be held for her sake after this shit.
Wow, I am a chargers fan of san diego, so what the hell this dude's problem?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 9:57am.
Goddamn underachievers can't even choke right!
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Damn Shawne,I doubt if even you got enough dick to get past the "Used Pussy" on that gutter snipe.
no charges were filed against him....just stating the facts (doesn't mean it didn't happen i know)
If Merriman had beat that ass...THAT ASS WOULD BE BEAT!!!
Not a mark on her body...and she's drunk as a fucking skunk...and if she had drove her drunk ass home and crashed...then Merriman would be ALL OUT THERE WORSE THAN VICK!!!
This is yet ANOTHER story of how a bitch can fuck up a man's life...FOR REAL!!!
And T.T....for a woman whose career is based upon hooking up (and I mean that term loosely) with famous men...THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK FOR YOU BOO!!!
Just like flashing vagina, looks like getting beat up by your boyfriend is the new hollywood trend
i'm half joking... but horrible that this allegedly happened to tila, like her or not
Goddamn underachievers can't even choke right!
An aside: her bolted on titty balls look ridic.
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Maybe she was doing the David Carradine on his azz....
Yo, Stan Hooper, thank you for thinking the same thing... I don't understand it. First you are a carpet muncher, now you are humping the big black schlong????
The only ones getting fucked by this Tequila whore is US!
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 7:46am.
stefystef, I was just thinking that. Wasn't she was some horsefaced lesbionic who is the daughter of Google? Now she's back to men? I'm confused how people just switch sexual preferences like headlights.
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 8:11am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUxviLaRCWU
LOL!
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O well... what a delicate little flower she is.
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 8:11am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUxviLaRCWU
LOL!
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ROFL! what a crazy bitch...lol thanks freshfacestripper..maybe that's the song she sang to Shawne
"I love you (repeat a 1000 times), give me what I need"....ahahahahaha
Coma Caca!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUxviLaRCWU
LOL!
Ohhhh look at this: http://www.tilashotspot.buzznet.com/web/tila/photos/tilatequila/?p=1
whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I mean what do these bitches due for society? whore out more, arrrgh
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 09/07/2009 - 1:18am.
All I'm waiting on now is for Miley Cyrus to be sexually assaulted (by someone outside the family) and all my prayers will be answered.
lmfao
File this story under: Who Gives A Flyin' Piss
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stefystef, I was just thinking that. Wasn't she was some horsefaced lesbionic who is the daughter of Google? Now she's back to men? I'm confused how people just switch sexual preferences like headlights.
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I hope Miss Tequila is all right. I'm concerned about her medical well being.
I thought this bitch was a lesbian and now she's rocking big Football cock???? What a fuckin' media whore! I don't know who this bitch is and I don't want to know.
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open letter to tila tequila,
dear nguyen,
now, if your last name was NUGENT like mine, then your ass wouldn't of been such a dumb fake titty. i have been following you on twitter because i am in ireland and shit is boring and i miss america. hence,you are the drug of my fix besides dlisted. that being said...CAN U PLEASE TELL DA TROOF??
tila, is on twitter flirting and talking dirty to all kinds of ppl online. it's weird and sad. she is on twitter till 7am. DO YOU HAVE A LIFE?? what is the deal here?? and can you please get over yourself and take a look in the mirror you little refugee and realize how pathetic your WHOLE ENTIRE GAME IS. this is what is going to happen to women like you. is it not enuff for you to see how fukin scary the world is and ppl like you don't live 4-EVA?? you get what you deserve...sorry.
Lets get all the facts in, for what I know and I live in the San Diego area. This footballer player lives in Poway which is very far from the city and the crazy roads that take you into that part of town should not be driven by anyone who has been drinking especially if they are not from that part of the woods. Its just dangerous! I am taking his side on this from what I know about Tila. Tila who I have known through the years of Myspace, I was in contact with her on there years before she became "known" we were some of the first people to take advantage of that networking site..as models. And no I am not some jealous ho, but "Tila Tequila" Thien Thanh Thi Nguyen, is known famewhore who will try anything to get her 15 mins. back. She is playing the whole Chris Brown /Rihanna abuse which did really happen, to her benefit so that she can get news coverage which we are all falling in. I hope the truth comes out and the world can see that she is just a lying whore who gives Asian people a bad name!
All I'm waiting on now is for Miley Cyrus to be sexually assaulted (by someone outside the family) and all my prayers will be answered.
sounds like a lying liar attorney making excuses again for some 'roid raging cock with too much money.
like it or not, even skank whores are protected from assault.
oh, scuze me. i'm being sirius again.
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Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by pinkdoodoo2 on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 5:24pm.
you dumb cunt.
Thanks! Now go tuck your ladyboy parts in or something.
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The only disorder she has is lying skank disorder. She spent her whole teen life in clubs and bars hanging around with gangs and doing drugs. She did say it three years ago that she got her name becuz she had an allergic reaction to alcohol at the age of 13. Now I don't know if this ho still has a show or what but I betcha she's got sponsors and everyone including Shawne tried to save her ass by stating she was high on a LEGAL substance as opposed to what she was probably doing which was blow.
Basically, she's a such a stupid ho, she lied herself right outta town. That's my story and I hope it's true.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 11:03pm.
Tila "Tequila" is allergic to alcohol? So how was she wasted? Some fuckery is definitely afoot.
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Tila "Tequila" is allergic to alcohol? So how was she wasted? Some fuckery is definitely afoot.
If this bitch is faking it, what a sick woman she is. Fucking up a person's life for publicity? If it is BS I hope he fucking sues her VD-ridden ass.
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Tila did just tweet that she is allergic to alcohol, which she has said before, but she also tweeted this weekend that she was wasted. I definitely don't condone domestic violence, but I don't believe TT. First, the police spokesperson said TT was extremely inebriated, had no signs of battery, but insisted on being taken to the hospital. The spokesperson said they couldn't tell if Merriman had been drinking. They also call it a "citizen's arrest" as opposed to a regular arrest, and reports are that before Tila called 911, a cab had been called.
Unfortunately for Tila, her story is looking more and more like bullshit, and habitual lying is a symptom of BPD.
If being allergic to alcohol means you act like an obnoxious asshole while intoxicated, then we're all allergic to that shit!
I'm not wild about Shawne's lawyer's defense. It would have been more credible to say that, with the Chargers' opening game next week, Shawne saw her trying to break for open field and his linebacking instincts kicked in.
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@DD & Rosemary:
I don't know if you guys know this but the story is that she was drunk and he didn't want her to drive.
Now - she JUST tweeted that she's allergic to alcohol and that's verified in a Stuff interview from 3 years ago. The interview also detailed her young love affair with recreational drugs and gangs, so...maybe she wasn't drunk, let's say....
but EWWWW!
My ideal man would be Leonardo DiCaprio. And my ideal woman would be Lindsay Lohan.
I mean - poor Leo!
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well i guess it's the steroids....that's all i can figure
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 9:39pm.
Well I hope tila is a liar. I don't really want to know that there is another famous asshole that is a woman beater......of course there is another one, but I don't want to know about it.
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Wow.....I would think with someone like that the mom would have figured out soon into his life that he was the devil child and would have had to get him committed or something , i dunno what....I wouldn't think he would be old enough to still be pulling stuff like that and get away with it,and have kids, etc
ok, now that I told some anonymous serial killer his balls are going to get shot off, I must go pack my purses and perfumes.
Well I hope tila is a liar. I don't really want to know that there is another famous asshole that is a woman beater......of course there is another one, but I don't want to know about it.
Isn't she pregnant?
Why am I cynical, but is this the latest publicity ploy post-Rihanna?
Submitted by Rosemary on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 9:34pm.
wow Diamond D, some crazy people out there. Not crazy, cruel.
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Yep. It's a true story, too. Another time, dad was drunk and hostile and decided he was going to shoot all the kids, starting with the oldest. My boss was the oldest and he had 3 younger sibs/brothers. He told them to line-up along the wall so he could start shooting. It didn't happen, but he did that kind of thing regularly. My ex-boss now has PTSD and is on Lexapro. I think he could murder someone with his bare hands.
I wouldn't want sore hands, so I carry a sidearm. ALL THE TIME.
I'll give her this: It's gotta be a lot of work to carry those big, huge things around every day. You go, gurl!
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I think tila is famous for having the most friends of myspace. That's what I heard, I dunno.