Friday, September 4th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By The "Can't Get Up" Puppy
This is a minute long video of an adorable puppy in Japan exposing his privates while trying desperately to get up off the floor. I got a case of the "awwwws" at the very beginning, but after a few seconds of watching his poor ass trying to roll over, I screamed "Sooooomebody help that puppy up!"
There's a lazy ass dog in the background who doesn't even look up. Couldn't that bitch help a homeboy out?! Seriously, somebody in Japan needs to run over to make sure this puppeh friend finally got up. Get him a Life Alert!
And don't laugh, because you know this is going to be you on Tuesday morning after your debauchery-filled three-day weekend.
VIA Best Week Ever
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Damn, you gotta hate being top-heavy...
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 4:59pm.
OMG LMAO jack look at this Irish Spring ad! I bt you remember this one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
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SUCK. IT! DAMMMMMMMMMIT. Fuckin rickrolled first thing this morning! Morning, dear.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Recently,I found a very interesting place ______http://www.seekrich.com_____. It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
Recently,I found a very interesting place ______http://www.seekrich.com_____. It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!
*stumbles out*
Damn, Am i the only drunk bastard (esse) here?
LOL TV.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:49pm.
are we still on 1990 ?
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My bad cholesterol count is!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
are we still on 1990 ?
Coma Caca!!
Nice!!! I was a teen in the 90's
I'll be back!
I wish we could submit, tardy for the party. :(
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:18pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:08pm.
The scary part was that I knew the fucling lyrics!
how is that posible????
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We're talking pop music in 2009 here, those lyrics could be written by a 2 year old with a head injury.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:12pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:08pm.
The scary part was that I knew the fucling lyrics!
how is that posible????
I said we needf a topic to dicuss, but my brain is not really functioning right now, I need sugestions
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:08pm.
*calls off intervention*
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
so no one wants to play connect 4. f)))u all...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4VAv8y2hHM
my song..foreverrrrrrrrrr
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:04pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:00pm
I change the radio station. I'm good now
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:00pm.
bye whoever is going
I'm singing taylor swift or whatever her name is, I need to stop drinking STAT
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That would be one of the signs.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
bye whoever is going
I'm singing taylor swift or whatever her name is, I need to stop drinking STAT
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
let's play connect 4
Coma Caca!!
Nitey, IG
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Nitey nite IG! Me lubs you long times. ♥
oooooooh is this like a cinemax night?
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:46pm.
Hahaha, I am dying here. Alright you horz, I'm off like Nitty's drawers in Home Depot.
Have a good weekend!! ♥
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Hey, a girl's gotta get the best price guarantee!
Much love. Drive safe, have fun and hollah' when you get home. xoxoxoo
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:44pm.
hello..................let's get naked
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Get? I'm two steps ahead of you.
*warms oil in hands*
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Hahaha, I am dying here. Alright you horz, I'm off like Nitty's drawers in Home Depot.
Have a good weekend!! ♥
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:41pm.
Um, I heard all that...You don't want to piss me off because trust me, I won't hesitate to throw bitches out of my underpants..erm, underpass!
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I believe dat! Didn't you have a Newfie in your underpass today?
hello..................let's get naked
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:39pm.
nah, prefer my drunks ambulatory, somewhat.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:27pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:25pm.
She's also probably sleeping in an empty Maytag washer box, which are not too secure.
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Um, I heard all that...You don't want to piss me off because trust me, I won't hesitate to throw bitches out of my underpants..erm, underpass!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
....sorry i'm going to bitch off topic but what the fuck? (p.s. i'm drunk too) just read a story about an 11 year old who got stabbed and is in critical condition on a fucking sf muni bus (i ride that shit almost every day)....that's it i'm over san francisco...hate the school district, public transport etc...i grew up here--seen enough of the stupid gg bridge, coit tower blah blah....officially through with it...i've been to enough prides, leather festivals etc --I AM DONE WITH YOU SF....we are breaking up!!!!!
are you into to drunk to function girls?
I think that is a stupid question.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:34pm.
Niceeee TV, so I guess is you and me then.
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I ain't complaining :)
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Niceeee TV, so I guess is you and me then.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:31pm.
ok, i'm back and I'm drunk....
where were we?
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I was here drinking, Nitty was sleeping in an empty box, and I think justjack is justpassedout.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
ok, i'm back and I'm drunk....
where were we?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:25pm.
She's also probably sleeping in an empty Maytag washer box, which are not too secure.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:23pm.
My fav. NIN song is "Into the Void."
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I prefer "Into the Void" Paris vadge remix. Cool echo effect.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:24pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:22pm.
HAHAHA! She can't get far in that hoopty!
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:22pm.
I know where you live, and I know your car is broken.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
My fav. NIN song is "Into the Void."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqgggIMK7Ic
Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:18pm.
I saw NIN at the Palms in Vegas a couple months ago. BTW, things to do in Vegas: Get fucked up on a Monday and see NIN / Jane's Addiction in a smaller venue.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:15pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:09pm.
I also like Closer, disturbing, and Rock Stsr, Hilarious. You!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4VAv8y2hHM
"closer"
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Thanks for forwarding this video to me TV. I can understand why it's one of your favorite songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92wpj7BTWbg
*goes into witness protection program*
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
And don't laugh, because you know this is going to be you on Tuesday morning after your debauchery-filled three-day weekend.
WORD!!! Peace gang.
*blows kisses*
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:09pm.a
I also like Closer, disturbing, and Rock Star, Hilarious. You!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4VAv8y2hHM
"closer"
Edited for drinking
me likey JustJack
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by JustJack on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:08pm.
ooohh! love that song!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5Cf5OusjrQ
one of my faves, kind of disturbing.
Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:23pm.
fuckin Chirio, thats funny as shit.
we all leave in the same area code...awesome
TV: I saw your interview..I loved it. You have great wisdom. see below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UL_1a_a1I2U
Coma Caca!!
SMurfy was 666. I've always to be 666 too...all I can get is 667 lol
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:37pm.
Chiri! I wanted to be 666!
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That's my area code!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"