Friday, September 4th 2009

NOOOOOOO: The World's Smallest Dog Has Passed Away

Can we all get in a time machine and fast forward to September 22nd, so that the summer of death can officially come to an end? This summer has swallowed up another beautiful soul! Scooter, a contender for the title of world's smallest dog, closed his tiny eyes for the final time earlier this week. WHY?!!!!!!!!!

Scooter's owner said he broke his leg after jumping out of her arms. The vet put Scooter's leg in a cast and gave him some medicine to take at home. Sadly, the medicine gave him a stomach ulcer and Scooter flew off to heaven. Just the thought of Scooter's tiny leg in a cast the size of a thimble is making my insides melt. And prepare to melt some more...

Scooter's owner added, "I put him in the box with flowers and a little dove picture to take him to heaven – he looked wonderful."

6-month-old Scooter, who was 8cm tall, 20cm long and weighed 400 grams, was going to try for the title of the smallest dog in the world when he turned 1.

The hole left in my no-heart is bigger than Scooter and it can never be filled. Although, I will try to fill it this weekend with massive amounts of the sweet nectar and Hostess products.

Heaven just got a lot more adorable thanks to Scooter. Insert a zillion and one sad faces here. And no, it's not too early to start bonging and boozing.

Source: Metro (Thanks Dylan)

Posted by: Michael K


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hkali_03's picture

i agree, any of those sluts should've died instead of the poor dog!!!!!
nooo!!!!
it was the stupid "vets" fault!
they dont fucking know shit!
they should sue those motherfuckers!

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madonnabeso's picture

massive amounts of the sweet nactar and hostess products!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i love it!

lovemimi's picture

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lovemimi's picture

Recently,I found a very interesting place ______S e e k R i c h. C O M_____. It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it out!!!

lovemimi's picture

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MayWest69's picture

dogs are not meant to be 400 grams unless it is the after birth.

Layla_theOriginal's picture

I can't stand sad animals stories! Now I'm going to get all emotional. Fuck shit damn piss hell!

Monalicious's picture

Honestly, I feel more sadness for Chanel and Scooter passing than most of the humans we've lost during this 'Summer of Death". Trust me, I hope to God it's over soon!!! I lost my "best friend" of 10 1/2 years on Tuesday, and the pain is unbearable!!!!

RIP Fifi........ I will love you forever.
09/01/09

dlaugher's picture

i don't know....my friend briefly had a "toy" yorkie. it had the shakes something awful and peed on itself all the time. not so cute when you come right down to it. the constant shaking really creeped me out, if you must know.

wow ...small dogs are supposed to live longer

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Mel's picture

As sad as this story is, the fact is the tea cup accessory dogs don't have a big lifespan. Most live to be 3-4 tops.

leelaa's picture

aw.. make this summer just stop already. :*(

FritoDorito's picture

Amen, the summer of death needs to be put to an end. I can't take it anymore! I just can't!
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MizRo's picture

Goodness, what a heart-melting wee one. RIP.

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Awwww, my eyes just welled up.
Poor wittle fing. Puppeh brefs, licks and wiggles Scooter.
Moosh. :'(

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Untamed Shrew's picture

World's Smallest Cast is kind of a jip. :(

Jerkygirl's picture

So sad!

Another reason, I love you, MK. I am a Hostess Whore, too!! I just hit up the outlet yesterday.

Suzy Q's forever, Bitches!!

Blahfrickinblah's picture

Awwww, I want one!!

lez-babe's picture

Only the good die young. Rest in peace little one.

Geez!!! Why can't
Paris Hilton,
Linday Lohan,
Hedi Montag
and any other of those hollywood sluts die instead of the poor dog.

zeropoint88's picture

Bea Arthur is taking care of him in the sleeves of one of her giant sweaters.

RIP Scooter, you had a big heart little guy.

kdracofan's picture

so tiny :(
too cute

Creepella's picture

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Creepella's picture

RIP little one!

Rishkin's picture

Dogs should not be that small.

RIP little puppy.

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Green Is Good's picture

Yikes, cocktail hour can't come any sooner.

Janice Second's picture

:( Poor purpie.

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dreadpiratecuervo's picture

I wonder what kind of dog that is. He looks like one of my Mi-Ki's who are tiny (but not that tiny) but he's black & white.

you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan

little_rascal's picture

Awwww, poor tiny Scooter. Scooter is in a doggy heaven frolicking in a green grass and chewing on juicy bones.

govt_cheese's picture

Damn, Pleccie - another good avie - LMAO!!!! :)

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

govt_cheese's picture

Why couldn't it have been Chestica Simpson instead? Why?! Why?! WHY???!!!!!

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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.

Beth4's picture

Why is the summer of death taking the good ones and leaving us with Parisite, Hohan, swamp whore Skankney, Spiedi, Caps Lock Kanye, big tittied frog Simpson, woman beater Brown, that yapping idiot Megan Fox, etc., etc.? What did we ever do to deserve this?

zeropoint88's picture

My black heart went on strike for a minute and i actually just shed a tear for this pup. Sadness.

freshfacestripper's picture

@sevinnyne via twitter- no,no,no,no,no! why? Why?

yucko's picture

Aw, both Scooter and Chanel?! I'll go give my dog a hug.

Sibsi's picture

Sadness.

MK, don't post more sad stories about animals, unless it's an uplifting one!

i am a sloth's picture

wait...only 8cm tall?

wait, what?

M.E.'s picture

I'd be scared to own something that small, afraid I might roll over onto it in the middle of the night and squish it.

Dirk Diggler's picture

That dog was adorable. Sad...

loozer's picture

Maybe he jumped because he was forced to watch Heidi's Miss Universe performance.

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Why does the summer despise us so (the hateful, spiteful bitch)?

D.R.'s picture

Bye-bye, little doggie. :( Rest in peace.

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M.E.'s picture

*sniff* Now I feel bad for calling Koko a bad girl this morning.

Provolone's picture

*sniff sniff*

Imma call my dog and tell her i love you. :.(

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

That vet is the Dr. Conrad Murray of the animal world.

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angel_i's picture

AW, Plecto! Harsh...(((HUGS))). I've seen so many people posting about lost doggies and kitties in this last little while. Peace and blessings to you all. My boy died 4 years ago and I still feel like it was just yesterday:(

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Jeepster's picture

Poor lil bastid...

I also worry about breeding animals for designer purposes. I think we are breeding in problems and breeding out defense mechanisms. This dog was too small -

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

Sluttsville's picture

I can't believe that MK didn't pay homage to Chanel earlier this week, the oldest dog in the world. Chanel died this week and was once HSOD.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/31933#comments

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