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Miyuki Hatoyama, Japan's soon-to-be first lady - Miyuki, the 66-year-old wife of premier-in-waiting Yukio Hatoyama, is already a media sensation thanks to her crazy obsession with aliens, among other things. Did you heard that loud queef outside? It was Tommy Girl's Scientohole flapping so loud while he was sprinting towards Japan. And Tommy Girl knows Miyuki! More on that later.

Miyuki wrote a book last year called "Very Strange Things I've Encountered" which includes a chapter about how while her body was sleeping her soul rode on a UFO to Venus. When she woke up, Miyuki told her husband about it who farted off her story, "My current husband has a different way of thinking."

In her younger days, Miyuki was a dancer/singer in an all-female theatrical troupe. During an interview a few months ago, Miyuki says she wants to go back to performing and hopes to star in a major Hollywood motion picture one day with Tommy Girl, because she truly believes he was Japanese in his past life. Miyuki said, "I have a dream that I still believe will come true, which is to make a film in Hollywood. The lead actor is Tom Cruise, of course. Why? Because I know he was Japanese in a previous life." Miyuki said Tommy Girl would definitely recognize her if they saw each other today, because she met his little crazy ass in a past life. In that same interview, Miyuki closed her eyes and grabbed and ate imaginary pieces from the sky after saying, "I also eat the sun."

Today, Miyuki is a "life composer" in Japan. She makes all her own clothes including a dress made out of hemp coffee bags.

Move over, Ty Ty Banks, there's a brand spanking new First Lady of CRAZY!!!!! And she is awesome. Seriously, only on the magical Hello Kitty planet that is Japan.

Can you imagine if Michelle Obama walked outside with just one finger nail decorated like that? Every news station would immediately stop what they were broadcasting and analyze that shit at great length!

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Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by lilabelle on Sat, 09/05/2009 - 4:46am.

I totally thought that was Bai Ling's mom.

Submitted by Tyroan on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 12:46pm.

Letterman did the Top Ten Signs the Japanese First Lady is Nuts last night:
http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/video/?pid=_iA9cDiyqmjT4ro5R52j9...

Submitted by peaches80 on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:53am.

i love her ! i feel the connection too maybe i was japanese in another life or planet whatever , love the nails too.
i feel like having sushi today yey

i'm rick james
charlie murphy!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:33am.

Sounds like a much better option then the lame ducks we get in office here. We need someone to really spice it up here in the States. The Obamas are just like every other presidential family, they just have a better tan. Other then that its the same bullshit, Obama has been bought and sold aint no 'change' coming.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:25am.

Submitted by agirl on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:12am.
lol that's a whole lot of crazy all in one place.

That's right, homegirl.

Submitted by foosrock on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:18am.

Submitted by dementa on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:12am.
Well I'd rather have her for a first lady than Horseface Obama. Since the only requirement to be a first lady is marry the prezzie, they might as well entertain us.
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Stop being so jealous of first lady Obama. You're so uncool for that!

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:07am.

There's Japanese craziness.

And then there's Miyuki-san.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by sjsmitty on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:05am.

maybe the random painted finger nail is some kind of beam me up device
xenu and this lady (both first lady and tommy girl ..won't he be pissed about not being first?) for the year 12345309763867!!!!!

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:02am.

Crazy old bat.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 11:00am.

Loving her !!!

Submitted by drcocks on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:51am.

She might be onto something about Tommy girl being Japanese in a previous life, he was pretty damn convincing in "The last Samarai"

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 10:32am.

Hmmm. I sort of love her!

And it's not cool to judge someone on part of their looks they can't change! "Horseface"? Really?

Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:43am.

Japanese are way into aliens, UFOs, and the like. They go nuts over characters like Ziggy Stardust, ET, Wall-e, etc.

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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:12am.

Well I'd rather have her for a first lady than Horseface Obama. Since the only requirement to be a first lady is marry the prezzie, they might as well entertain us.

And Tom Cruise was Japanese in a past life? I guess she's watched "Last Samurai" too many times. He wouldn't have minded tho, becuz some of the samurai were really into the buttsecks with younger recruits.

Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:09am.

"My current husband has a different way of thinking."
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"Current": Like that could change any minute...OOOOOOOO, I like her.
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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 7:42am.
I love a light snack of sun and vitamin d each day.
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LMAO.

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Submitted by CAINandABEL on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:04am.

anybody can be first lady these days...they just have to fuck and marry the right guy...she sounds like a train wreck. and that fingernail looks so out of place with the rest of her get up.

Submitted by platypus on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 9:00am.

I love Miyuki! I'm also very happy that the DPJ got so many votes =)
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:52am.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:26am.

Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:24am.
Her pin is absolutely gorgeous!
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Those are the only marbles she hasn't lost yet.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:51am.

She will be a hit in Washington: Hillary is feeling stupid for all the years that she felt embarrassed over the Paula Jones/Monica Lewinsky affairs, George Bush is feeling a little more intelligent, and Teddy is looking down and thinking "and why was I worried about Chappaquiddick for so long".

Psychic powers are telling me that she will become a household name, she will be visiting Texas soon, and this won't be the last time that MK posts about her.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:26am.

Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:24am.
Her pin is absolutely gorgeous!
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Those are the only marbles she hasn't lost yet.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:24am.

Her pin is absolutely gorgeous!

Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:18am.

I'm rather surprised that Japan lets her get away with all this jibber jabber.

Whatever - she can TAKE Cruise and make whatever she wants with him - a garden gnome? A decorative hutch item?
A suit of inhuman flesh? A bidet wiper?

PFFFT.

Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:12am.

Hmmm I see. ok ok. so that pin is the alien sperm?

Coma Caca!!

Submitted by agirl on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:12am.

lol that's a whole lot of crazy all in one place.

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:09am.

Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 7:51am.
She needs to come visit Shelly Duvall.

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LOL!! True dat!!

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:07am.

Well aliens ARE visiting Earth, But I highly doubt they are taking her soul on a ride to venus! haha. CRAZZZZYYY.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:06am.

She rook rike she a ritter whacky.
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Submitted by me0595 on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:06am.

SHE NEEEEEEEEEDS TO BE HOT SLUT OF THE WEEK!!!!

PLEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by chewba on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:04am.

Submitted by freebird on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 7:42am.
I love a light snack of sun and vitamin d each day. Hahahah I said 'light' snack!

super LOL!

Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 7:58am.

A life composer? Where I come from, this is considered being a dirty hippy.

Today, Miyuki is a "life composer" in Japan. She makes all her own clothes including a dress made out of hemp coffee bags.

Submitted by Snarf on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 7:56am.

Behold what over exposure to Hello Kitty! does.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 7:52am.

EEG i thought of the little China girl Suri too

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