SJP Is The New RPattz
When RPattz was filming in NYC, he always had to beware of crazed horny bitches trying to attack him like a bunch of dirty hyenas on carcass. Well, now that he's long gone they need someone to slobber over and that someone is Sarah Jessica Parker. Yeah, this doesn't seem right, but the world spins a different way nowadays.
Gatecrasher reports that security on The Golden Girls in the City movie is so tight that it looks like the president is in town. Crazy fans show up to the set at 7 in the morning hoping to catch a glimpse of one of those bitches.
When SJP was filming a scene the other day, a bunch of loony teen girls gathered around her and tried to pet her mane and feed her sugar cubes. One witness said, "At one point, teenage girls were practically trampling each other trying to get to Sarah Jessica as she was walking back to her trailer, but her security team was shoving everyone out of the way." SJP seemed concerned about the situation and told her security not to be so rough with the crazies.
Motherhell! Those bitches are acting like they've come in contact with the rare gayelle rainbow that is Rojo Caliente! I mean, I could understand going into convulsions if you're near Rojo, but not SJP! Shameful.
Here's some pictures of SJP outside of her house yesterday and also some pictures of Kim Cattrall looking like a prettier, younger, fresher version of Kiki Dunst while making her way to the SATC2 set.
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Miranda is also very bitchy. Who would want to be friends with her? Remember when Carrie modeled in the fashion show and she said to Carrie "They want YOU to be a model?" If my friend was asked to do something like that I believe I would be supportive and not act all jealous and bitchy.
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The Horse Whisperer has seen better days, but Kim looks great.
Sugarcubes, optional.
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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Kirsten Dunst could pull off passing for Kim Catrall's mom just by wearing no make-up and a floral mumu.
Samantha rules!
"You tell them, Friar Fuck!"
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 9:02pm.
She didn't birth them babies and I'm sure she has an army of nannies and housekeepers to do the dirty work for her.
Uh-huh. She's young, vibrant, and has a hetero husband.
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I like Pony Parker (can't help it), and Kim Cattrall is looking great indeed...
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KIM CATTRALL!!!! Work it, Bitch looks good...I was obsessed with SATC but refused to watch the movie or this sequel and always a Carrie fan but KC looks great - I will have to cave and see it now...
Submitted by Night Owl on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 9:08pm.
Watching reruns I noticed SJP was actually pretty in the 2nd season (I think it was the 2nd) with the straight blonde hair and she dressed more normal, it was at the start of the BIG relationship. She is looking rough now.
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Watching reruns I noticed SJP was actually pretty in the 2nd season (I think it was the 2nd) with the straight blonde hair and she dressed more normal, it was at the start of the BIG relationship. She is looking rough now.
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 4:14pm.
You guys are mean. SJP looks great for having just had twins.
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She didn't birth them babies and I'm sure she has an army of nannies and housekeepers to do the dirty work for her.
The internet IS 'quite good place to meet people and even find what your need.' I shall certainly check out your 'even naked' photos 'firstly'.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:36pm.
DAMN YOU!!!
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Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:34pm.
i LOOOVE my Little Pony Parker's shades.. anyone with better eyesight than me can tell me what they say? Ray Ban??
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Those aren't shades, they're blinders. Can't tell you how much they cost, she got tired of stomping her hoove after counting up to 10.
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There was only a crowd because she was trading blowjobs for sugarcubes.
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i LOOOVE my Little Pony Parker's shades.. anyone with better eyesight than me can tell me what they say? Ray Ban??
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The only thing that will help her is that school is about to start in NYC and those crazy ass teens will have their asses in classes instead of harassing the elderly *LOL*
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Do teenage girls even know who these hags are? These women are in their midforties to midfifties, and still dressing and pretending to be twentysomethings. It was easier to swallow when the show first started but it's a pretty unconvincing shtick now.
This smells like PR to me, gathering buzz for the new movie. I can understand why teenage morons might be fanatical about Unicorn Hair, but not My Little Pony.
Oh, and Kim Cattrall? A woman your age should be acquainted with bras... or if we go back to your youth, Greek chest-bindings!
Eww how disrespectful of most of you for criticizing a woman for her age. Women are beautiful and sexy at any age! As long as they take care of their looks and dress decently; i think SATC celebrates women at every age and style.
If you havent watched more than a few episodes, then shut your mouth.
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What side of the bed did Sarah Jessica roll out of? She looks like she had a rough week.
kim cattrall is like 50 or something. and taking that into consideration she is hot. hotter than most 40 years olds. and she hasn't dont it in a horrifying zombie way like madonna
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kim cattrall is like 50 or something. and taking that into consideration she is hot. hotter than most 40 years olds. and she hasn't dont it in a horrifying zombie way like madonna
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Kim Cattrall should be wearing a bra. What the hell was the old girl thinking?
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What happen to the knees of catrall, looks so prune
Does anyone remember this???
Last Saturday there was an old 1985 movie with SJP called "Girls Just Want to have Fun".
I totally remember it and it really took me back to when I was 15 years old. It was a bad 80's dance movie and I watched it and loved every minute of it.
Helen Hunt played the "cool girl", Shannon Dougerty (sp) was the lead boys little sister and some other guy that I am not sure of his name played the lead guys best friend.
Do any of you remember this? I totally forgot about it until it was on tv Saturday.
SJP is like Aniston.
Hair down, in the face is her best look.
The less opportunity for scrutiny, the better.
And the deliciously HAWT blob of love in the backgrnd of #7 is tooooootally checking her out some SATC booty...
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 5:18pm.
Submitted by xerquina: "sex in the city sucks ass."
Agree. To me, it's like Cosmo and Glamour magazines in human form.
The stereotypes of women on this show are fucking insulting: Slut, Prude, Mother Hen and Addict.
I'm all for fun and fantasy, but I can't believe how seriously some women take this stuff.
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it's especially sad when a whole new generation of impressionable teenagers are watching this shit.
Does she really think she looks good with that hornet's nest on her head?
"SJP Is The New RPattz"
WHAT
You put R-Patz and SJP in the same sentence?
Submitted by xerquina: "sex in the city sucks ass."
Agree. To me, it's like Cosmo and Glamour magazines in human form.
The stereotypes of women on this show are fucking insulting: Slut, Prude, Mother Hen and Addict.
I'm all for fun and fantasy, but I can't believe how seriously some women take this stuff.
sex in the city sucks ass.
ha! Hate to say it but I'd do the same. I love SJP and love love Kim Cattrall (or at least Kim as Samantha Jones).
I hate that they keep butchering the series with these crappy movies, but I'm sure I'll see it on opening day anyway.
I actually met a Twi-Hard yesterday - in my own town!!
She doesn't worship Patz, she worships Lautner.
I'm back!!
O/T: since when do young girls trample like a herd to get to Pony?
LOLOLOL! *sorry*
meh.
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Is it wrong that I would so be one of those girls?
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SJP Is The New RPattz
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stoney, who knows, they may be shooting real close to my office later and I can try again. they are always shooting movies right downstairs and even in my office building you never know, there is still Hope tm Obama!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
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Love SJP and Kim Cattrall.
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You guys are mean. SJP looks great for having just had twins.
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It's ok, snowy. I'm glad you didn't get trampled.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 4:07pm.
LOL @ Rex!!!
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Bet she uses Mane and Tail shampoo.
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