When Salma Wants To Eat, Salma WANTS TO EAT!
The current VP of the Magnificent Chichis Alliance, Salma Hayek, went to the the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles on Wednesday night all ready to get her eat on, but the restaurant's hostess tried to block her from feeding her hunger. BITCH HONGRAY! According to Radar, Salma showed up with a few friends and without a reservation. When the hostess told Salma that she didn't have a table for them, the chichis hit the floor!
Apparently, a hurricane of Spanish words came pouring out of Salma's mouth. The hostess tried to calm Salma down by telling her she could have the next available table, but that still didn't stop her. When Salma's girlfriends finally told her to turn it off, she cooled down a bit and started bitching in English. Salma only stopped when the hostess finally seated them.
Salma, that's why you stop at McDonald's for an appetizer before you get to the restaurant! When the hostess at IHOP hands me one of those stupid vibrating pagers and tells me to wait, I simply stick a fry in my mouth hole to keep from bitching her ass out for keeping me from delicious pancakes.
And I bet Salma's chichis of wonder look amaaaaaaazing when she gets mad. Like two volcanos ready to BURST FORTH! I'm surprised her heaving angry bosom didn't knock out one of the hostess' eyes.
UPDATE: Salma's rep says this story is made out of LIES!!!!!!!!!
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What a letdown. It seems most of these celebrities are just jerks. Selma has world class tatas but a third world crappy attitude. What was the hostess suppose to do; throw somebody out of their table?
Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by davidhot on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 3:09pm.
I don't know the name of the hostess but, I love her! :-)
She's my heroine. She put Salma in her places
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You mean one boob by the fire exit, and the other by the kitchen door?
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As an Evil Overlord, I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one more thing I want to know."
I hate how these damn celebrities think they are so special! Why didn't she make a reservation like the rest of us? Or go someplace less crowded?
Just because they have a gravy job and all the perks that come with it, they think they are entitled to whatever they want.
A bunch of spoiled babies!
Submitted by davidhot on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 3:09pm.
I don't know the name of the hostess but, I love her! :-)
She's my heroine. She put Salma in her places
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You mean one boob by the fire exit, and the other by the kitchen door?
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Bottom-feeder.
I don't know the name of the hostess but, I love her! :-)
She's my heroine. She put Salma in her places. I HATE people like Salma, always thinking they are above the rules and they can do whatever they want, I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU SALMA!! been an actress is a job like any other so you're like any human being.
she looks like she'd cut a bitch.
Fake tits.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 09/04/2009 - 8:38am.
So, we can still cyber right?
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Since I don't have a wee-wee, or ginormous
chi-chis ... I'm not really
your type, am I ? :)
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 1:30pm.
Nah LOL. I was just intrigued by your
incredible vulgarity, and couldn't
figure out if you were (m) or (f).
Or if you were some lil punkass 13 y/o
trying to shock folks.
So, we can still cyber right?
I love Salma and her chi-chis and if Salma wanted a table immediately, then you let her post those babies up on a table!!!!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 2:02pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 1:30pm.
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well. that certainly answered my question of a
few days ago.
Why? You wanna cyber?
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Nah LOL. I was just intrigued by your
incredible vulgarity, and couldn't
figure out if you were (m) or (f).
Or if you were some lil punkass 13 y/o
trying to shock folks.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ www.sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
They're real, and they're spectacular!
("Seinfeld")
Submitted by Rozzay on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 9:36pm.
I wouldnt give a fuck if most americans didnt know who my husband was if he was a fucking billionare!
Most americans can't place France on a world map anyways, François-Henri Pinault is the CEO of the PPR group, that owns Gucci, Yves Saint Laurent, Balenciaga and Puma, if that sounds more familiar.
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I wouldnt give a fuck if most americans didnt know who my husband was if he was a fucking billionare!
LMAO...Salma went all "Disgruntled Wal-Mart Customer Towards an Employee"...at least she shows her Latina with no shame unlike J-Lo.
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the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
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Submitted by sushi on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:29pm.
I don't know why but I just don't think she THAT hot. She's got that Leno-ish chin. I know she's exotic and pretty but there's something about her that doesn't do it for me (except for her boobs).
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I never even noticed she had a head until you said something. Know why God made titties? Give us guys someone to talk to.
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Salma Hayek, WOW!!!
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I don't know why but I just don't think she THAT hot. She's got that Leno-ish chin. I know she's exotic and pretty but there's something about her that doesn't do it for me (except for her boobs).
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！
Submitted by CAINandABEL on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 4:32pm.
I think this story is bullshit and out of character...don't believe everything you read in a gossip blog.
And Salma is no riffraff or nouveau riche...she comes from a well off Mexican family. As for the accent thing, she doesn't need to get rid of it because none of her work requires for her to do so.
Accents require special voice training, it has nothing to do with how long she has been in the US or her command of the English language. Same reason why most native-English-speakers can't roll their R's or pronounce other consonants to save their lives when speaking any foreign language. Their lips and tongues are conditioned from childhood to move a certain way and emit certain sounds and only special accent-reduction training can't change that. And is probably the people complaining about her accent here the ones who show their lack of culture and education with comments like that. Red neck, much???
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AWESOME post...and TRUE DAT...
I'm not sure if this is "out of character" for Salma cuz I don't know her, so I wouldn't be surprised if she were a mega cunt, BUT between her and the hostess...I'm totally TEAM SALMAS'S CHI CHI'S...not necessarily TEAM SALMA just on TEAM SALMA'S CHI CHI'S....
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Just because she married some rich fuck doesn't mean she can act like a bitch (no most Americans don't know who the fuck her husband is).
And to think I used to like Salma.
My (Deity of Choice)! Salma's girls are spectacularly delicious.
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Those bewbs are magnificent, i'd turn for her. i coudln't even read the story properly.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
Can't really say I believe this story, I've known and worked with Salma for years, she is by far one of the sweetest and most diplomatic women in the industry. Yes she's got that Lebanese/Latino fire but she's a very cool, calm woman and very dignified, I can't imagine her going off on anyone for something like that. And yes those breasts and the rest of her are to die for, one of the best bodies ever as far as curves and natural goodness, love you mamacita !!
I know everyone loves her so much, but her TV show Ugly Betty is stupid and she has a man face - big time. She needs the big huge boobs to make her look like a woman.
While I agree Salma has the most magnificent chichis of all times and she appears to be an cool chick here. My best friend is a reporter in Mexico and she met her in person, she told me she is a CUNT. I believe her.
If there is no tTable for you darling you have to Fucking wait.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
i love Salma Hayek! i saw her once in Jerry's Deli in the 90s. she was a midget! and her tits were huge and she was with a crew of women who looked exactly like her and they were all about 4'10"--i know b/c i'm 4'11"! lol
she gave me the dirtiest look ever. just for looking at her ass. it was hilarious. if i hadn't been seasoned by my mother's 20+ years of giving death stares and eye threats, Salma's evil eye may have brought me to tears. LOL @ busty midgets giving dirty looks.
Love Salma.
I hope it isn't true.
Hmmmm I'm not buying this one. I saw her on Punk'd and I think she remained cool ok...maybe she was the punker and not the punkee. I can't remember.
awesome
She is a horrible actress, but those tits are simply fabulous. Has she ever done any nude scenes?
My SIL turns into an even bigger monster than she already is when she is hungry...She must get low blood sugar or something if she doesnt eat every 3 or 4 hours...It's high maintenance & annoying.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 4:16pm.
When I read the story I became mad, but then I scrolled up and saw those chi-chis and I was no longer mad. I'm straight, but those are some awesome boobs.
*scroll down, becomes mad*
*scroll up, what was I made about?*
*scroll down, mad*
*scroll up, happy*
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LOL!
Ditto.
She also has fabulous eyebrows:)
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
I think this story is bullshit and out of character...don't believe everything you read in a gossip blog.
And Salma is no riffraff or nouveau riche...she comes from a well off Mexican family. As for the accent thing, she doesn't need to get rid of it because none of her work requires for her to do so.
Accents require special voice training, it has nothing to do with how long she has been in the US or her command of the English language. Same reason why most native-English-speakers can't roll their R's or pronounce other consonants to save their lives when speaking any foreign language. Their lips and tongues are conditioned from childhood to move a certain way and emit certain sounds and only special accent-reduction training can't change that. And is probably the people complaining about her accent here the ones who show their lack of culture and education with comments like that. Red neck, much???
When I read the story I became mad, but then I scrolled up and saw those chi-chis and I was no longer mad. I'm straight, but those are some awesome boobs.
*scroll down, becomes mad*
*scroll up, what was I made about?*
*scroll down, mad*
*scroll up, happy*
I'm sure the hostess knew who she was and was just being a bitch to Salema.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
In related news, François-Henri Pinault just announced that he has bought and will immediately raze the Marmont.
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C'est complètement faux, je n'ai jamais fait ça ... mais je ne juge pas celles qui l'ont fait.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 3:38pm.
My boyfriend speaks spanish (and so do I, pretty much) and he complains all the time about not being able to understand Penny's accent. I don't know why. I think women are harder to understand, though. Must have something to do with the frequency of their voices or something. I have a harder time following women spanish speakers than men, too.
Why do men hate women with spanish accents so much? Like every guy I've known complains about penelope cruz and salma's accents. The same guys who would probably speak spanish with american accents (rolling my eyes) Go figure!
NOT IMPRESSED. I thought Salma was cool. She's just another ASSHOLE.
Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 1:41pm.
Ugh. I HATE her. She ruins every movie she is in. I hate hate hate her accent, and she's been here for how long? Same with Gloria Estefan. They clearly are holding onto that Spanish lisp until their last dying breath! Mila Jovovich went from barley speaking any English and now she sounds like she is from Wisconsin! If she can do it then so can this ho.
well I have an accent but she is a professional actress and i just dont think any of her roles has called for her to not to have an accent she always plays the hot latina, so the accent is necessary and part of the reasons she gets the parts it think
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 2:09pm.
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Heheh I like the sound of "riffraff." It's like "ragamuffin." The hoity-toity don't like hoi polloi, puttin' on the ritz and all that. We're just dirty commoners.
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Don't come between a Latina and her food. OK?
Just don't!
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Well, someone should have slapped her five times. OBVIOUSLY.
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Plecostomus:
Riffraff? hahahahaha!!!. That word has always been hilarious to me. But many rich people act and think and dress much worse than common peasants. Just take a look at Shitters. It's still nonsense to me.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 1:41pm.
Ugh. I HATE her. She ruins every movie she is in. I hate hate hate her accent, and she's been here for how long? Same with Gloria Estefan. They clearly are holding onto that Spanish lisp until their last dying breath! Mila Jovovich went from barley speaking any English and now she sounds like she is from Wisconsin! If she can do it then so can this ho.
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What's wrong with having an accent? Are you saying people who speak English with an accent sound less intelligent even if they use "bigger" words?
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 1:30pm.
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well. that certainly answered my question of a
few days ago.
Why? You wanna cyber?
she's still hot....much hotter than frieda kahlo
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