You Already Know Where This Is Going
Whenever you see a picture of Megan Fox, you should immediately put on a dunce cap and sit in her corner, because it's time for your Foxtard-ism of the day. It's good for you! It gives your brain self-confidence! Well, unless your name is Kourtney Kardashian. If that's the case, that statement doesn't apply to you.
Megan is going after Michael Bay, director of Transformers, again. Megan tells Wonderland Magazine (via The L.A. Times), "He’s like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation. He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he’s a nightmare to work for but when you get him away from set, and he’s not in director mode, I kind of really enjoy his personality because he’s so awkward, so hopelessly awkward. He has no social skills at all. And it’s endearing to watch him. He’s vulnerable and fragile in real life and then on set he’s a tyrant. Shia and I almost die when we make a Transformers movie. He has you do some really insane things that insurance would never let you do."
Insane things? Like make you do ass-to-mouth in his trailer? Yeah, Megan, I hate to break it to your b-hole, but that's not for the movie..... Yeah, not even for the DVD extras. Sorry.
I'm so amazed at how Megan Fox fucks herself repeatedly without even touching her chocha. I think we found her one talent!
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this bitch is such a dumb cunt
she wants everyone to think she's a badass
and better than jolie
thank god she's fucking it up for herself
this ho needs to go back to stripping
so no one has to hear her dumbass talk
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Submitted by gnarlyone on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 2:06pm.
she's my trailer park jennifer connelly and she tells it like it is
...I hope she does well
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yeah i always hear about how much she gets compared to angie jo (looks wise) , but you nailed it jennifer connelly just like twins except jennifer can act !
i'm rick james
charlie murphy!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe people find this ho attractive. She's dumb, narcissistic, and harsh-looking like a stripper whose looks are beginning to fade from too many late nights and substance abuse.
She is a complete idiot! You better start auditioning at all the strip joints around L.A. She is unbelievable.
career suicide... its been said...but wow...stupid cunt
xoxox
The war isn't working.
yeah, it makes me sick too to think of all the money this fool has mad doing so very little.
i agree with GazingBeauty she ain't the first pretty girl in Hollywood and she won't be the last. her demise will be funny.
Megan Fox should open her mouth only to receive the next cock from a casting agent.
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GOD I LOVE her! Can't cope 'til I get my Foxtardism post!
Swear to ME! Again......
Never underestimate the power of stupid.
and ...you can't fix stupid.
Now go wash Bay's Ferrari ...again.
Transformers 2 sold $400m in the US and another $428m internationally. Production budget $200m. That's a huge success--not even considering DVD, merchandising, etc.
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=transformers2.htm
Oh fuck. Not again.
Seriously. Please stop.
Submitted by get serious on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 12:00pm.
Everytime she opens her mouth, the dumbass pukes "I'M STUPID!" all over herself. First it's that she's bisexual. Then it's that she has a mental disease. Then it's that she thinks she's too important for most people. Now she can't stop slagging her director. For the second time. What a dumbass.
Little miss moron will soon learn that you can't verbally slap down your director or anyone in a position of power without there being repurcussions from others in Hollywood. She just shot her career in the head; nice move, brainiac. She's definitely got a mental disease; it's called "Attention Whore Syndrome", and it will kill her & her career...
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SOOOO TRUUUUEE
WTH is going on with her neck and forehead wrinkles in this picture?
Somebody's gettin' too big for their britches. Keep talking Megan, especially criticizing directors. It's a surefire way to get blacklisted down to lifetime and those terrible scifi channel movies, if you're lucky to not get knocked out of hollywood altogether. Horrible to think about how much money this idiot makes!
I think Bey blames Megan Fux for Transformers 2 failing. Dumbest feud in Hollywood.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！
Okay...something is up. She is not as dumb as people think; there *must* be a reason for her fearless Bay-bashing. I wonder if she has pics of him and Optimus Prime wrestling nude in Valvoline stashed away someplace?
you know she smells like astroglide, a dirty ashtray that was left outside in the rain, weed and period....kinda like blohan....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
This slut always look like she just rinsed herself down in smegma and booty grease - she's so oily/slimy/nasty I want to just baby wipe her eyebrows and hair down and send her on her way!! Gross!
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Good way to knock yourself off the Hollywood ladder. I'm sure other directors are racing to work with her. Sad thing is she doesn't realize she's no Meryl Streep and there's a beautiful girl under every rock.
Shes very pretty tho
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She is so not cool...I think she may actually have a mental disorder...narcissistic personality disorder.
I feel sorry for this thing. She isn't the first nor she is the last pretty girl in Hollywood.
Her demise will be a funny one.
I think this is a case of someone thinking they are more important then they really are. I am sure Shia is thrilled she brought his name into this catty statement.
she's my trailer park jennifer connelly and she tells it like it is
...I hope she does well
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I hope and pray that Megan will be doing anal porn in 2010!
"Fuck me running..."
Well now, ding dang you'all, she might not be the sharpest tool in the shed but she's purdie, you can't have everything MK!!
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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 12:49pm"
Oh, Please yes!!. You know those lame b-movies with monstrous sand maggots and huge killer locusts. She could also sell that butt wiper thingamajig. >:(
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Ha ha! I love it. The one movie people know her from and she basically ensures she'll never be in the franchise again. And she's only what, 23? so funny, it almost makes up for the butt-pill story.
She certainly thinks highly of herself to believe she can talk all of this shit and still get somewhere in Hollywood.
I still fail to see her appeal. Not to say she's completely unattractive, because she's not, but I in no way see why so many men are so gaga over this bitch.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 12:31pm.
I do hope with all my heart this idiot doesn't get any more movie roles for being such a dumbass. I hope other directors see she's not to be trusted. I want her to do B-movies and infomercials.
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I'm guessing she'll probably be joining Tara Reid & doing Sci-Fi (or is it SyFy now?) original movies in no time. I just wonder what kind of movie she'll do first: mutant snakes or cgi bigfoot?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas
Oh god, the Addicted to Love video is currently on VH1 Classic On Demand. I have watched that shit like 100 times. So bad. I think I've got my Halloween costume.
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*drools*
Yeah, it's cheesy but it's a classic! The women in that video are sexy as hell without being all slutty about it. And the jiggle-factor is outrageous! If you're dressing up like that then I'm petitioning to be your date. I look pretty damn sauve in a suit. Not as suave as Robert Palmer though. The man was born wearing a suit.
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this girl needs a good PR rep to do damage control STAT if she wants to keep working in Hollywood.
@Silvara0428:
Sure kiddo.
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I am not a pussy.
Professional suicide! Love it.
Her spokeswhore should come "get this bitch"
I do hope with all my heart this idiot doesn't get any more movie roles for being such a dumbass. I hope other directors see she's not to be trusted. I want her to do B-movies and infomercials.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
JessieMJ FUCK OFF!!! How many times do you need to post "Attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", we aren't A.D.D., we just don't want to visit your website.
Now fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 11:53am.
Oh god, the Addicted to Love video is currently on VH1 Classic On Demand. I have watched that shit like 100 times. So bad. I think I've got my Halloween costume.
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic
Next to your bong and LavaLamp.
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Nah. Those things give me more of an 80's vibe. Like sexing one of Robert Palmer's 'Addicted to Love' dancers with a big Scarface-sized tray of freshly cut blow next to you while you're dressed like Sonny Crockett. Know what I'm saying?
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Absolutely. The day-glo colors mesmerized me.
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I think Megan is trying hard to be relevant. She thinks her quotes show how intelligent she is and she's too dumb to realize they just show how stupid she is!! I have a feeling if that movie she has coming out soon isn't a hit, we will not see Ms. Megan around much anymore. It will be straight to video and Lifetime Movies for her and she will have to do blow jobs to get them!!
Nice, Megan. Way to get a bitch in trouble with his insurance company.
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
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dudes will promise you everything when they're banging it against the tonsils. Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
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How can happiness feel so wrong?
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where's this dumbass's "off" switch?
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Love. Her.
When someone is that hot, they can do no wrong in my eyes.
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Everytime she opens her mouth, the dumbass pukes "I'M STUPID!" all over herself. First it's that she's bisexual. Then it's that she has a mental disease. Then it's that she thinks she's too important for most people. Now she can't stop slagging her director. For the second time. What a dumbass.
Little miss moron will soon learn that you can't verbally slap down your director or anyone in a position of power without there being repurcussions from others in Hollywood. She just shot her career in the head; nice move, brainiac. She's definitely got a mental disease; it's called "Attention Whore Syndrome", and it will kill her & her career...
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I hate her so much.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 11:45am.
Those Black Label dildos on the right look so cool that you could, like, totally leave them out on the coffee table!
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Like an Otter Pop for your twat!