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Alex Kearns - IN THIS ECONOMY, a bitch has gotta do what a bitch has gotta do to get a check! 23-year-old Alex Kearns graduated from Swansea University with a degree in French and Italian and just couldn't find a job. Instead of sleeping all day in his mother's basement, Alex decided to take the streets. Alex hung his giant resume in London's Trafalgar Square and walked around holding up a sign that read "Give Me A Job!" Alex is kind of hot, so you know some slutty bitches offered to give him a blow job, an ass job and a nipple job. And if I lived in London, one of those slutty bitches would've been me. Well, he's offering!
Alex's stunt actually worked! An HBIC from an International Business Development Group saw Alex's plea for a job and called him for a telephone interview. Alex was then brought in for testing and they offered his ass a position. Alex is now working as a sales associate at their company. Alex told the Daily Mail, "I saw it as a golden opportunity to sell myself. I had applied for hundreds of jobs but nobody was giving me a chance. And it worked, my new boss said he was impressed that I had some get-up-and-go."
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He seems to be standing on the "4th plint" at Trafalgar Square, this is part of a cultural project that got lots of publicity right now:
Sculptor Antony Gormley is asking the people of the UK to occupy the empty Fourth Plinth in Trafalgar Square, a space normally reserved for statues of kings and generals, in an image of themselves, and a representation of the whole of humanity. This astonishing living monument is taking place from 6 July to 14 October 2009.
That might have helped him getting attention! But it´s a good thing anyway - don´t complain, go out and try something :-)
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Submitted by Im a Princess on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 9:54am.
Hey, whatever works. And I'm not sure why the degree matters all that much...I mean, he has one at least so that should count for something.
Many companies just require some kind of degree.
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Businesses seem to want people with Business degrees. I can't figure out why.
No wonder his ass can't find a job he studied some shit courses. French and Italian? What the hell was he going to with that? Maybe he should become a teacher. Britains not exactly America, his ass can go to the job cneter.
I guess at least he's not on the dole.
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I'm sure it was actually some slutty bitch who called to interview him, just because he's good looking. If he were ugly he wouldn't have had a chance, and be looked down upon as another lunatic. It's well known that good looking people have better job opportunities.
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hmm.. will not be trying this.
i have only made one resume in my life. prolly will have to start on a new one soon. i thought we were supposed to at least put the date of schooling on?
and no, no personal interest, but under skills i like to put something funny, like 'expert in fetching coffee and lunch'.
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Hey, whatever works. And I'm not sure why the degree matters all that much...I mean, he has one at least so that should count for something.
Many companies just require some kind of degree.
I think my daughters getting a degree in IPOD management...would that work.
Good for him!
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and thats the reason why i hate these hipsters
East End Girl ~ that's it! Thanks.
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Tristam ~ no, it wasn't Footloose. His wife in the movie was a chunky brunette with short hair.
Damn...can't think of the movie. I think it was a John Hughes flick.
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Mother Superior on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:48am.
It's perfectly normal to write down your interests on a CV
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Sadly, in the states the more interests you have outside of work the less desirable you are. Oh, unless it benefits the company somehow, and then it's ok.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:56am.
Yes! Was it "Footloose"?
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C'est complètement faux, je n'ai jamais fait ça ... mais je ne juge pas celles qui l'ont fait.
Tristam ~ this story reminds me of the Kevin Bacon movie (can't remember the name) where he has a Master's degree in Elizabethan Literature with a minor in Poetry and he ends up writing ad copy.
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Jazzfish ~ as long as they're not sagging fun bags then its acceptable.
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Ouuu, too bad: we just had three openings for double Romance language majors, but they filled up like that.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:50am.
In the USA, you should not list hobbies, maritial status, religion and anything that can give your age away such as year graduated from college.
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I guess attaching a photo of your tits is out, then?
This has been done before. But I'm just sayin'.
At least he's not sitting on his ass, whining.
If he had been fat and ugly or over 40, he'd still be out there with his sign. Being cute and young didn't hurt.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 7:39am.
He couldn't find a job with a degree in French and Italian?? What a shock! He should have tried history or philosophy instead.
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Or Medieval Spanish Literature. I know a Starbucks Barrista with one of them degrees under his belt.
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There was a restaurant in my hometown where every single person working there, except the dishwasher, had a masters degree in history.
In the USA, you should not list hobbies, maritial status, religion and anything that can give your age away such as year graduated from college.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Language, Football, skiing, Travel, ?Plinth Dwelling?, omg my spell check didn't red line Plinth, what is is?
And this resume reads like Cougar date material and/or Gigolo for hire, or, Reality Show Star.
Ima going with #3.
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It's perfectly normal to write down your interests on a CV in the UK -as long as they matter in regards to the job.
When I applied at my architects/ interior design job they noticed I do photography too and told me it's a huge bonus.
So as long as you don't write about nonsense hobbies, it's good to add some interests.
Good for him...I am sure he had to provide a proper resume when he went for an interview. In MA its still nearly impossible to get a decent job & my husband is about to strangle me.
I'd have to ask important things of him in an interview. Like, are you cut or uncut?
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Submitted by ginger_t on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:31am.
Yeah I agree with you. There's always a gulf between what legally cannot be done, and what IS done. Particularly in corporate I would think (tho have never worked Govt so it might be just as bad there.)
In Europe people like you to list to Interests so that the interviewer and candidate have a small talk topic to break the ice at the start of the interview.
Also, work life balance is considered a little more important (at least on the Continent - maybe not the UK) so having interests is considered to show 'balance'. e.g. is someone who's not going to freak the fuck out when they find out that half the company is only there for a paycheck! (This is Europe after all.)
In Asia you are expected to list everyTHANG!
Interests, age, marital status, kids, dogs, cats, drug habits, etc.
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He must not have looked very hard for a job. They're hiring at www.idiots4medicalresearch.com
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LOL @ the "Personal Interests" haha. And He couldof added a "PLEASE" to that sign! Either way I'd hire his hot ass!
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 7:39am.
He couldn't find a job with a degree in French and Italian?? What a shock! He should have tried history or philosophy instead.
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I think his glaring fault is that he didn't go straight for the obvious joke by listing "pina coladas and getting caught in the rain" under his interests.
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It's less about we can't list certain info than it is about recruiters/employers cannot ask/demand for age, marital status, etc. Pregnancy is another issue: I know people have sued for being fired/demoted etc. for THINKING about becoming pregnant, as well as being pregnant. That said, because of privacy and fair employment laws, no one puts their age on their resume anymore. Personal interests are irrelevant, although it was in vogue 30 years ago (perhaps, in part, to pad out their story, when people job hopped less and thus had fewer jobs listed on their resume; and, I suspect, had less to do in their job, as today with info traveling at the speed of "send," I find my workload has quadrupled). Photos are no longer in vogue on resumes, for reasons having to do with sex/race/age discrimination, but I've noticed more and more people adding photos to LinkedIn profiles. One other thing I have noticed: people leaving their year of graduation off their resumes, for obvious age discrimination reasons.
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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 7:44am.
I thought you weren't supposed to list interests anymore on resumes.
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Really? Are you in the US?
You guys already cannot list age or marital status right?
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MK should e-mail him. It DOES look more like a personal ad.
"Give me a job!" sounds more like a command to me and I my natural reaction to that sort of thing is to rebel. Or I would just make him a slave and have him clean my house and peel potatos.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 8:05am.
Oh, Mother Superior, there you are! Just because I like you, I've surrendered the blond locks. Just for a short while, mind. Ugh.
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I think I might steal his idea. I want a new job in the most desperate way. The shoe technique sounds good too. IN THIS ECONOMY having one BA, two Masters, having studied, lived and work abroad and being fluent in two languages is not enough to get it moving.
That being said, he is hot and I'd hit it.
I love how the same consultants that tell people what to put in their resumes, also tell companies what to look for in a resume.
Oh, Mother Superior, there you are! Just because I like you, I've surrendered the blond locks. Just for a short while, mind. Ugh.
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Submitted by CollinK on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 7:44am.
Actully, he's on what is known as the Fourth Plinth in Trafalgar Square as part of a five month living art project called One and Other. A person has been standing -- or singing, or dancing, or reading poetry, or looking for a job -- for an hour at a time, 24 hours a day since June. It continues through October. He's not the only one who's held up a sign asking for work during the project.
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One night, there was one dude doing Thai Chi on the plinth!
And another one danced and scared the tourists off! :)
Hahaaaa! I saw him the other day!
Good on him!
Glad his stunt worked. One has to wonder if he would have been as successful if he looked like a 40+ year old troll.