Damn You, Oprah!
Whitney Houston's big comeback concert for Good Morning America aired today, but was actually taped yesterday afternoon, because her voice doesn't do mornings. Even though she didn't have the morning mist fucking with her vocal cords, she still sounded a little cracky (punned on purpose).
Whitney apologized to the crowd of 5,000 fans and explained that she did Oprah earlier, "I've been talking for so long. ... I talked so much, my voice...I shouldn't be talking. I should be singing." THAT BITCH OPRAH! I'm sure Oprah is still mad at Whitney for turning down a little game of "Spin the Dildo" with Gayle back in the early 90s, so she's getting back at her! Oprah sabotaged her ass!
After watching Whitney's performance, it looks like her ass didn't do much singing at all. She let her back-up singers and the audience do the work. Smart thinking. Just hand the mic off. And yes, her voice sounded like Dionne Warwick after smoking 12 packs of Kools, but at least she didn't lip-synch. I'm trying to be positive.
Here's some pictures of Whitney and Bobb Kristina from yesterday's concert.