Megan Fox Admits She Has Some Kind Of Mental Problem
Do you know what time it is, class? It's time for another priceless lecture from your favorite professor: Dr. Nag Em (an anagram for Megan) Fox!!! This time around, Megan is getting really personal. All of you Marilyn Monroe fans out there (I'm talking to you, HoHan) might want to wrap your keyboard with Saran wrap, because you will get vommy all over it.
In the new issue of Wonderland Magazine (via The Examiner), Megan queefs, “I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe. I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality—or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”
Hmm...Now, I'm not a doctor, but I'm guessing Megan has a severe case of verbal bulimia with just a mild dash of Mememememem Syndrome and maybe a bit of Cockalitis of the throat. The cure is to take 50mgs of STFU every hour on the hour!
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wow i've never read so much hatred for one person, from the comments.
@breaktheleash:
Well I live in a city that has been in a recession for twenty years, so ain't shit changed.
I miss Wal-Marts!!
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@TheBreakdown - I guess I'm going to have to find that book.
Anyway, it's shaping up to be a gorgeous day here in NE Florida, I've got a day off from my little cashiering job at WallyWorld, and I plan to thoroughly enjoy every minute of it...
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Submitted by Cuddlebutt on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 1:38pm.
She may very well have a personality disorder. Narcissism or borderline personality disorder. Hmmm...
That would be my diagnosis as well..
and maybe some kind of extra pyramidal side effects from her meds..she can't keep her stupid tongue in her mouth.
@TheBreakdown - How I WISH I was going to be in NYC. Honay, I am working the Heaux Stroll down here in Florida at a gat-dam WalMart, okay? But it beats suckin' off old trolls behind Dumpsters for generic brand cigarettes, nawmsayin? A job's a job. In THIS muthafuckin' economy...
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breaktheleash:
HOla! I've been high and heaux low and now I am back. If you are in NYC tonight, go to hear a reading from the book! ;)
O/T: Megan Fox slept her way to the middle.
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@TheBreakdown: Darling beautiful child, where HAVE you been? It's always such a joy when I see a post from you. So what's our little cosmopolitan adventuress been up to? Any new and exciting adventures in peen? DO TELL. Length and width, too, please...
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"You look like a girl who smokes out of a can."
Is this whore for real?!
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lol @ all of you calling her an attention whore... just so you all know what your doing right now...thats called giving her attention so if she's just some dumbass attention whore.. what does that make you all?
But please nm me and my logical thinking please get back to your regularly schedule diarrhea of the mouth(keyboard?) and "lulz".
Ugh. As someone who actually HAS bpd, and who has seen first-hand the utter devastation wrought by bpd, schizophrenia, and other forms of mental illness on people close to me, I'd really like to add a few (hundred) good slaps to that stfu prescription, if I may.
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Bring it on, Professor! Bring it ON! The mind boggles, as Megan's mind wobbles!
Dear Smega,
You are a useless attention whore. Do porn and STFU. That is all you are good for. JESUS HATES POSERS.
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Dead give away this article is fake.
Megan Fox can't read!
Just shut the fuck UP, you fucking dumbass. Please.
She's about the 7th best looking woman I've seen today, and the copy chick at Staples isn't getting by solely on her looks.
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I think she just has a whore moan imbalance...fortunately...I might have a cure for that.
WAY TO GO MEGAN...
OPEN MOUTH....KILL CAREER.
IRONIC THOUGH...BEING THAT'S HOW YOU GOT ONE TO BEGIN WITH.
Those beautiful red lips remind me of something... what is it....let me think....oh yes, I remember now, it reminds me of this:
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/07976/9957AAA_rectal_prolapse_mal...
Bitch probably brews her own batch of jemkem...daily. Me fucking hate her!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
ROFL! I needed this one! :-)
STFU Megan!!!!! You are nothing!
Coma Caca!!
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！
It is difficult to leave after logining in! !!!Exchange your wife to enjoy the new round of incentives. and the happiness of sex
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lol I used the anagram maker on my boyfriend's name, and I got several funny ones, including "A Saucy Savvy Tit"
Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on the hot celebrity&millionaire singles' club ___---- WealthySocial.com ----____ .OMG!!! They are indeed so rich that they feel boring ..
Mental Diagnosis: CUNT!
First she had herself plasti-sugicized to look like Skeletor Jolie. Then she had to blather about her pseudo-lesbianism (again, like Skeletor). Now she's coming up with her Skeletor-like mental illness. The cloning is complete.
Um, doesn't she think a DOCTOR should be pinpointing her illness and not her?
Those are not mental illnesses Megan, those are just a bunch of STD's catching up with your brain.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Maybe she suffers from being a huge attention whore?
you think that peach fuzz on her face is bullimia related? I mean come on bitch, they have home waxing kits that can take care of ALL OF THAT.
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This seems to raise more questions than it answers... ;)
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 3:19pm.
She is the human equivalent of the sock that your husbands jizz in and stuff in your mouths at night.
This over-exposed (so much media coverage, why?) bitch does certainly have one mental condition, megalomania in it's most dangerous form: meganomania
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She is the human equivalent of the sock that your husbands jizz in and stuff in your mouths at night.
I would have thought that shame would be a suitable deterrent from this disposable cock-sucker from trying to form a cogent thought.
Obviously not.
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
So, little miss dumbass has read 2 books? SHOCKING. I figured she just blew a dude who gave her the cliff notes version of each book.
She's definitely got a mental disease all right - she's a disgusting attention whore. This walking talking sperm receptacle will say ANYTHING ("I've got a mental illness; I'm bisexual; I'll fuck anyone if I want to", etc) or do ANYTHING (flash tits, etc) to be noticed; she's as bad as pairass hilton or kim lardassian or lady bullshit. We need LESS of these leg spread parasites, not more. Time to ignore her; since she can't act, she'll simply disappear & we'll be rid of her...
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She looks like a used up fuck doll that has seen better cocks!
Errrrrrrrrg. I have a rather balanced view of MM; she was talented but had problems she could not overcome. She was attractive but not the world's most beautiful woman.
This jumped-up little trollop needs a cold bath session followed by an enema by an evil nurse, like Raul Duke alluded to on the LeAnn Rhimes thread, then trussed up like a Christmas turkey in a straightjacket.
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Submitted by sushi on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 2:06pm.
BTW, Marilyn Monroe did indeed have plastic surgery -- she had a nose job. Who is to say she wouldn't be botoxed up and doing all kinds of other surgery had she lived in this ear?
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I think she totally would! (She had a nose job? Really?) Beyond that, she died her hair, applied tonnes of makeup and learned to "dress for success". ESPECIALLY for the timing, becuz those procedures would be new and ALL the rage) I'm sure she would have been under the knife several times.
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
BTW, Marilyn Monroe did indeed have plastic surgery -- she had a nose job. Who is to say she wouldn't be botoxed up and doing all kinds of other surgery had she lived in this era?
I wouldn't kick her or her alternate personality out of bed for being crazy.
yeah, she's stupid. but nice eyebrows.
Sorry magda, I still will say she was a very marginal actress who just had a beautiful presence.
Ugh....stop trying to be angelina jolie megan. angelina is the only bitch that gets to claim mental illness!!!
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For all of you who say that MM was nothing more than a talentless airhead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsc1etYKK6c&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di7p1NIG3-g&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jKBy2tVRk8&feature=related
I'm not saying she was as talented as Katherine Hepburn but obviously she was something more than a bimbo. Megan Fox is clueless
She may very well have a personality disorder. Narcissism or borderline personality disorder. Hmmm....
Anyone else think she sits around in front of her mirror practicing porn star expesssions and how to work sticking her tongue out into every photo op?
Someone shove a STD infected dick in this chick's mouth to shut her the hell up already.
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1) People need to get off of MM sack. She was beautiful, but so are a lot of women. I don't think she had anything that was so astonishingly different about her. Like a I look at Sophia Loren back in the day, and she had a unique look about her. Of course this is all subjective. Also, she was a floozy. There were tons of well-groomed hot ladies back then, she just died tragically and that made her a legend
2) Megan Fox is cuntbitchwhorewormslutdicktrashwhore. Her words make me rage with the fire of 10,000 suns. Like someone else said, the only mental illness she is suffering from is narcissism. She is desperately trying to find an excuse for why she is such a despicable piece of trash, so she labels it "mental illness". She also falls into the category of: Ok, you are beautiful, we get it, so the fuck what?
Have I become the sort of politically correct, sensitive, omega male I detest? This makes me squirm. I like a cheezy performance by a stripper much as the next slob, but in that forum, its embarrassing. Part of it is thinking about how jackie had the affair put in her face, and maybe the rest is thinking about the imminent death of both of these icons, and the tawdry sleaze that was their private lives.
And wasn't that peter lawford doing the introduction? He was up to his elbows in the cover up of marilyn's death, and lord knows what all else...
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Submitted by sushi on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 12:32pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4SLSlSmW74
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I mean, come on. MM looked more used and slutty than Pamela Anderson in this video and she was only in her 30s. It could have only gone WAY downhill had she survived.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 1:11pm.
"I said: shush girl; shut your lips,
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips."
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Hahaha, I thought this was the beer snatcher thread. :)
"I said: shush girl; shut your lips,
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips."
The more I read about her, the more I think that these song lyrics were written just for her.