Wednesday, September 2nd 2009
Um....
So, I guess it looks like a Smurf. Actually, it looks more like Kate Hudson after not getting her coochie tickled for a few days. Yeah, she turns blue. But anyway, I'm not going to barf all over The Smurfs movie just yet, because it does come from the brilliant mind who directed such memorable masterpieces as Beverly Hills Chihuahua and Big Momma's House. So how could he probably screw this one up (SPOILER ALERT: Easy)?
And based on that tagline, I'm guessing this movie follows Sneezy Smurf as he becomes the drug king of Smurf Village. I always knew those Smurfs were hooked on the bad shit in a major. And I always knew Smurfette was the inspiration for Elvira Hancock.
VIA Coming Soon
ShareThis
Fuckery and Blasphemy. How dare they touch the Smurfs.
Why!?
Los Pitufos!
Cant they just leave any fucking thing alone, sad that Hollywood hasnt had an original thought in ions.
This movie is going to suck.
--------------------------------------
"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
Follow me on Twitter @t_rex_arms
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ S e e k R i c h. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
If they forget Hogatha, I'll never forgive them!
LOL "And based on that tagline, I'm guessing this movie follows Sneezy Smurf as he becomes the drug king of Smurf Village"
ahahahahaha shit! noooooooooooo...what's next Hollyweird? huh? the Snorks? dont even go there!
Coma Caca!!
I can't wait for Hollywood to burn to the ground. Karma is a bitch.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!
Just stop say "hi" to you.......
BTW, I recommend a really funny and interesting place - www.40plusfinder.com - Meet Quality Sincere friends and more... You got to check them out.
No, just no! Leave the Smurfs smurfing aloneeee!!!
this is where I draw the line.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Goddamn it! Is there some kinda petition we could sign against the idiots behind this kinda shit? Stop messing with my childhood and get some ORIGINAL ideas. It's your job,'member??
**********
"And my heart it is still beating, but it's fight or flight, the exit from loneliness is not necesarrily the entrance into paradise."
This may not suck ass. I'm not sold on it, but anything is better than that crapfest, "Shorts" I was forced to watch last weekend.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"How can I think I'm standing strong?
Yet feel the air beneath my feet?
How can happiness feel so wrong?
How can misery be so sweet?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Why wont they leave the fucking classics alone!!!!
Can't they come up with their own shit? Do they need to keep recycling (raping) the good shit from my childhood!!!
WHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just realized how much that Smurf looks like the kid in jack-in-the-hat's avie.
**************************************
Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
well all these remakes will be good for a friend of mine who wont watch a movie made before 1985..cause they are too old and suck...
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:01am.
Keep showing her the classics! My son thinks I'm the shit because I know all the cool cartoons. He was shocked that I knew all the names of the Transformers and their roles. LOL You can rent them from Netflix.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:13am.
True, but they never did it to this extent. This is obscene, every other movie is a remake or taken from somewhere else.
I hate to admit it, but Disney is the only one turning out original stories.
Smurf movie? Fine. But why does it have to be CGI? Draw that shit by hand, lazyasses.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
If smurfette was kinda a slut in the cartoon and the only female I wonder how slutty she will be in the movie
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
My son will love this (he has all the shows), let's hope they didn't fuck it up.
I wonder if Smurfette will finally pick a permanent Smurf peen in the film?
I recommend a really funny and interesting place - www.40plusfinder.com - Meet Quality Sincere Daters... You got to check them out. Everyone is Screened!
In the words of my great granny, Ms. Eula Mae, "we are living in the last and evil days".
We need shut the smurf up's comments on this one.
Yes, there is nothing new under the sun in Hollywood, and it's not a new phenomenon. Movies have been remade, taken from Broadway and every other place, made 3 or times even ("A Star is Born") since movie cameras were hand-cranked and silent. Seriously. It's that endemic to the place. Plus, most of humanity has short entertainment memories. Hollywood is always looking to get the money of younger generations who can't remember this was already made 15 years ago and 32 years ago and 60 years before that.
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful -- Seneca
Let Hollywood burn because of the wildfires. And I hope the Writer's Guild gets fucked in the next contract negotiations.
Last weekend, a SEQUAL was remade (fuck you Rob Zombie) and now this. WTF ever.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Triscuit:
i'm so with you! and when he's out? WILL TAKE TURNS!
___________________
"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
This will suck donkey balls till they turn blue!
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:04am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:01am.
'Cept you know Tuck Everlasting? They made a new one in the nineties and fucking chucked the original.
------------------------------------------
I didn't know Brooke Hogan starred in a movie!
********************************
LOLOLOLOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
While there is nothing new under the sun surely there is enough originality left in entertainment that these idiots can stop doing remakes. I guess I should be grateful that MTV's remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show is not going to happen.
__________________________________________________
I am not a pussy.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 8:01am.
'Cept you know Tuck Everlasting? They made a new one in the nineties and fucking chucked the original.
------------------------------------------
I didn't know Brooke Hogan starred in a movie!
@gucci I am gonna bust him outta prison,you down?
So far, this one doesn't bother me so much. You know what's cool, tho? It brings me kinda closer to my daughter, this stuff. Not long ago, she rented Race to Witch Mountain. I was all indignant but then we found Escape to Witch Mountain and Return to Witch Mountain (which was already in reruns, if not rentable, when I was a kid) and she really liked them! It would have been way harder to get her to watch them without the remake.
'Cept you know Tuck Everlasting? They made a new one in the nineties and fucking chucked the original. The original was good! The new one was craptastic. So sad!
At any rate - I kinda miss the Smurfs - I'm glad to see them back. That other stuff: they can just leave alone!
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Papa smurf can I lick your ass? Yeah lick my ass bitch!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf
ISprainedMyUvula:
me to! oh my god i'm picturing that right now and it would be fucking hilarious!
Triscuit:
so i guess now that your divorced you'll be going after T.I huh? if so, your going to have a hard time prying him from my hot lustful hands! lololol!
___________________
"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
I'll only get behind it if Tom Cruise's character from Tropic Thunder plays Gargamel.
**************************************
Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
chicagokristi:
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! don't put that idea out there!
___________________
"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976
leave the 80's AAALLOOOOOOOOONNEE!!!!!
Why is Hollywood killing all of my childhood memories?!? The Flinstones, The Smurfs, Heathers...what's next? A freaking live-action Cabbage Patch Movie?!?
Hell no motherfuckers! Hell no!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
*BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST A WALL*
___________________
"Honey, i am more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get"
Carwash 1976