Tuesday, September 1st 2009

Papa Wolf Is Frowning At This

The satanic warlords of Hollywood have a new way of torturing us. They aren't remaking pieces of our childhood into movies anymore, they are turning them into TV shows! Heathers is already under the guillotine waiting to get chopped, and now Teen Wolf is next. Isn't it sad that your bestest friend, the 1980s, is getting punched in the face over and over again and all you can do is watch...and Tivo it.

Reuters reports that MTV is working on a pilot for the TV version of Teen Wolf and they plan to make it more dramatic. You know, for the Twilight audience. Gurgle. The Senior VP of series development for MTV said, "It has a fresh take and is very different from the original. It has more of an 'American Werewolf in Paris' feel to it. It's a dramatic thriller with two best friends in the center who provide a great comedy element: They are two very relatable characters on the outer circles of popular cliques."

An American Werewolf in Paris?! That's like saying their remake of Teen Wolf is going to have more of a "TOTAL SHIT" feel to it. Which it totally is. It's going to be a giant bowl of fur-covered caca.

The only way I'll be kind of okay with this is if they cast Adrian Grenier's ass crack as the title role.

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talking about werewolf and twilight:
the world is FALLING apart ... beware:

http://shelf-life.ew.com/2009/09/01/twilight-wuthering-heights/

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy so many people are interested in a partner who is tall???
women want a tall man and men want a tall woman.
There are many sites focusing on this kind of relationships such as ~~~~~ Tallchat.com ~~~~!

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any time Paqui. Good night...and good night to all. kick ass tomorrow/today at work.~~~

Coma Caca!!

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Chirio, thanks for the add

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Just added you!!!

And I guess...that me wanting to try something is more of a, everyone already did it, and they're like whatever, but i haven't...so i just want to say like yeah i've done that.

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Crack cocaine??? hahahaha
sounds like safe fun......not

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Chirio!!
I had another tab open and my message to you didn't send

let me copy... or just paraphrase

i said..thanks for the email i don't have anyone's info

i can add you on facebook....
let me know if you want that.

and no i still can't sleep

thanks for the advise

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Later, Paquita!

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(thinking) will never give advise to Paquita. waste of time. ask for my email and I will be there for you but with your answers..I wish the best...I really do; believe me or not.

Coma Caca!!

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Paquita, LMFAO!!!! That video was HILARIOUS!
I'll never forget the day a friend of ours came over to fix our air conditioner and afterwards offered us crack cocaine! He told us "just try it once, you'll be ok". We told him to get the fuck out of our house!

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K! night i think i'm ready for bed

see you tomorrow guys
will be pretty busy at work but will read all the comments

Shorty, do watch that movie, pretty funny. specially the part with the Beatles.

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I Googled Dewy Cox, and I'm gonna see if NetFlix has it~I haven't seen it yet.

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Shorty, even if you've seen it, check it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnZh1fgk8wk

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Submitted by pigger_than_life on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 12:35am.
you just get hyped up and talk a lot of nonsense while thinking you're being really clever or something. ---

Sounds like i don't need it, i do all of the above while sober

Shorty--what you said just reminded me of Dewy Cox, you've seen that movie??

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Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 12:25am.
pigger you're no pepaw

Haha, thanks! So, coke, hmmmm... as Shorty said it's cut with all kind of bad shit nowadays (man, I remember the side effects of the baby laxative!), and it's not such a big deal, you just get hyped up and talk a lot of nonsense while thinking you're being really clever or something. And IT REALLY IS a dangerous drug, some of my friends got really stuck in that shit, I mean it can really ruin your life if you lose control (while thinking you still have it, which is the sad thing).

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Paquita, weed is never going to cause you to drop dead, it's non-addictive (it's habit-forming, but NOT addictive) and it grows out of dirt in a container in your bathroom if you want it to. In these days of economic crunch time, it makes "dollars & cents" to make your own fun!

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Submitted by Paquita on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 12:20am.
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we understand ;to Each it's own. Everyone has their own story....learn from it or not/ you might experience it....but I hope that would be just a trial experience. Just don't depend on it. We are stronger to the experiences. hang on....dont worry. Man or woman we are here if you need to be open to. no worries. I wish you the best and my good friends the same. we are here! well ima go to bed though.

Coma Caca!!

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As I said before, I ♥ booze
but for some reason weed does not appeal to me. Bu ti still think i need to try it, i mean is only weed... you know?

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Paquita, the cocaine available today is cut with some additives that are very harmful. It used to be cut with baby laxative, but now it's being cut with VERY dangerous things. Like I said, the 80's were a great time to be young, do drugs and excel in life-but if I were young today I would stay the hell away from coke or any other manufactured drug and stick to weed and booze. You can grow your own weed!

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pigger you're no pepaw

so what's the big fuzz about cocaine?
now i want to try it....

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It seams we were are doing some kind of drug in the 80's or what? I started doing coke around 1986 (I was 18, so I guess I started kind of late), and I remember the first time we took Ecstasy (summer of 87?), man, that stuff was good, not like the shit they sell nowadays. Yeah, this is totally make me sound like a pepaw...

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Chirio...what do you mean by open??
LOL

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Thanks Chirio!

Shorty, it wasn't scary, it was more informative... i think....

I was 4 in 1987

I love alcohol too much to try any drus. but i do smoke cigarettes ,,,,

But always thought that if I were to try something it will be cocaine....

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OK Paquita, this is for you…
I started smoking weed in 1980. In 1984 I was 16 and met my future husband at the mall. In 1986 I graduated HS and moved out of my parents house, got a full-time job and started living the 80's lifestyle...it was absolutely the BEST time of my life! Back then people weren’t as scary, lame, stupid, lame, self-centered & lame as they are now.
By 1987 I was doing pure-grade cocaine every day and smoking weed like a West Texas grass fire. Around 1989 we started smoking crank and freebasing cocaine-it was a party every night. Meanwhile we both had full-time, good paying job!
Oh HELL, that wasn't a scary 80's drug story...sorry:)

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my mama and god parents were open so..what do you want to know Paquita??!!email me and i will tell ya..some have my info so go on and I will reply dear.

Coma Caca!!

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I wanna hear more scary 80's drug stories hahaha
It would be like the night stories my mom never told me when i was a baby Paquita

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I was coming out of my mama's v....that time but I still remember all those great series and movies. do not touch the 1980s HWeird please!!! it wont be the same. stop it!when ABC airs that V series ima go off and I will paste it over here. so upset on all 80s remakes and so on. It's like tempting us for some dick that is being replaced but..it wont have the 80s touch. that's how I see these remakes.

Coma Caca!!

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Chirio~ The 80's "scary shit"? Do tell!!!! I have PLENTY of scary-fuckin-fantastic stories of acid trips, cocain weekends and drunken dancing, and that's all before I turned 21!

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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:47pm.

I was lurking but I have to say that it is amazing...hahahahahahah.

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ESE~have a nice evening

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WTF....the 80's scary shit I wont forget :(
music was perfect ofcourse

Coma Caca!!

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Submitted by Shorty on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:41pm.

Since it's late, I'm going to divulge a kinky story from the 80's....my DH had a pair of Spandex bicycle shorts (as did everyone) and one night, after doing a considerable amount of cocaine, we decided to cut a hole in his shorts...guess where I'm going with this story...

It doesn't involve biking, does it?

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Paquita, as usual, I'm vearing the conversation towards sex, because it's past the kiddo's bed time and it's just us adults here now. What choo wanna talk about?

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:39pm.

thanks, i need all the "cutabeech" i can get!...

out to get cigs, folks... catch ya all later!

... just, if my yin reads this... responding tomorrow... too drunk!

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Hola Paquita: we're talking about Spandex.

Coma Caca!!

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Oh Shorty!!
I'll never look spandex the same way LOL

Good story.

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Chirio!!
RE: Exorsist...NEVER seen the whole thing!!!! I get to the cabinet shaking in the hallway and I AM DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RE: Mothman...We went to Pt. Pleasant for a few days!!! FREAKY!!!

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Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:31pm.

Ima put my spandex shorts tomorrow. with the lime green in the middle. Bringing the 80s back in a respectful way!
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Klassy! You should wear them with a bandeau;p

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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
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I can't sleep....

Tried to read but all i see is spandex LOL

what are you guys talking about?

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umm what whatever I said about the 80s I take back...delete delete!

Coma Caca!!

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@Shorty: I dunno about trading for spandex...mmmmaybe...but if you cut a good deal, I bet you could sell them sure...

♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully

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Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:38pm.

those sunglasses(avie) are giving ya a reputation!LOL!

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Since it's late, I'm going to divulge a kinky story from the 80's....my DH had a pair of Spandex bicycle shorts (as did everyone) and one night, after doing a considerable amount of cocaine, we decided to cut a hole in his shorts...guess where I'm going with this story...

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*crosses fingers for ESE*
*prays to Kali to cuttabeech*:)

♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully

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I feel like a whore in this thread...not right at all...BUT me likey

Coma Caca!!

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angel_i, I dug through a bag of pantyhose (which I quit wearing at least 9 yrs ago) the other day and found UNOPENED Victoria Secret sparkly hose, Thigh highs, knee-highs and various other hose...AT LEAST $150 worth of UNWORN nylons from the 90's! I wonder if I can trade them in for Spandex!!!! I'm thinking Craig's List...

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Submitted by Chirio on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 11:31pm.

as long as there's aqua net involved, you're on the right track!

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when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."

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Ima put my spandex shorts tomorrow. with the lime green in the middle. Bringing the 80s back in a respectful way!

Coma Caca!!