The "Over The Moon" Watch
The latest pair of astronauts to go where every celebwhore who has every had a baby goes are David Boreanaz and his wife Jaime Berman. The two welcomed their second oxygen-stealer into this world yesterday. Right before she popped, Jaime told People, "We've been trying to have another baby for a couple of years now so we are beyond excited. We're over the moon.”
Speaking of, David and Jaime's baby just might try to fart her way all the way to the moon when she realizes what her parents named her. David and Jaime named their baby girl Bardot Vita Boreanaz.
Bardot's 7-year-old brother will grab on to her when she busts out of there, because his name is Jaden Rayne. Bardot Vita and Jaden Rayne! I don't know if they sound like the members of an early 90s R&B girl group or the stars of a late-night Cinemax movie.
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hideous name is all that i can say. i guess she'll go by barry when she gets older. vita is a brand of salmon/fish products. jaden rayne is cute for a girl.
their son is ugly though. david is cute, so i don't get why their son is so hideous.
Yeah, I hate the name Jayden, too. Its like the current incarnation of the Cody trend from the 90's. Now, Rayne.... my DAUGHTER's middle name is Rayne, so I can't hate on that... but looking back, I now realize that my kid's name sound's like an air freshener or a knock-off feminine hygiene product. Sorry, Autumn! Blame your dad!
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Seely Booth can do whatever he wants!
His wife is a former Playboy model. What can you expect?
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WTF is wrong with these people? "Over the moon?" Are they living in the 21st century or are they stuck in Victorian times? Or are they just brain dead in general? Yes, these are rhetorical questions.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:18pm.
I didn't know who they were either that's why I had to read the comments to find out and I LOVE SOns of anarcy too
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:16pm.
Hey Ese!
I have no idea who they are either. I rarely watch network TV. I like my offbeat shows like "Sons of Anarchy".
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:13pm.
Bardot Vita Boreanaz? Sounds like something out of Willy Wonka.
did you eat my candy?... be honest... did you eat my candy?!
hi, Aunt Bea!!.. long time, no see!
OT: um.. uuhhh... forgive me, i don't know who either of these people are
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"Who needs information,
when you're living in constant fear?
Just give me confirmation.
There's some way out of here."
Bardot Vita Boreanaz? Sounds like something out of Willy Wonka.
never heard of him but if he is "over the moon" (stupid) i guess thats a good thing
babies blah!
*swoon*
Special Agent Seeley Booth! Yes please!
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To be fair, when your last name is Boring Anus, it doesn't really matter what your first name is...
Ummm I better not comment. I dont wanna get angry with the baby issue at this time. ha
Coma Caca!!
over the moon does come after, hey diddle diddlin' the cat with a fiddle. i read that in a dirty limerick once.
Submitted by vidz on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 5:05pm.
Oh Puh-leese, David is so not hot, he was so wooden as Angel.
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Never saw "Angel," but he is really hot as Seeley Boothe on "Bones."
Oh Puh-leese, David is so not hot, he was so wooden as Angel. He was the least hottest guy on Buffy.
1. Spoike ( as Dru calls him)
2. Xander
3. Giles
4. Other british watcher guy.
On a vommy side note, in my teens, my hamster couples were named buffy&angel, willow&xander.
Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
*cough-bandaidbaby-cough*
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang
The names Jayden and Aiden need to be officially retired forever.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
You're semi famous and you just had a kid. Who fucking cares! Go do something. Stop spawning!
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
BOOTH! Awww.
And I like the name...*runs outta thread*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
And I always think of him as David Bonerz. tee hee
His dad is Dave Roberts, a newscaster for the ABC affiliate in Philadelphia and a total class act. I'm sure he loves having a stripper (name) for a grand daughter.
- Butterball
I hate the name Jaden (Jayden, Jaiden, Jaedin) and all variants thereof.
I can never get his last name right so I just call him David Bananas.
Love him. Hate the name.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
No Words! *bigger HUG* Lovely to see you.
On my way out darling, have a great rest-of-day!
*grumbling* *babies* *poop* *gah*
WHO?
MizRo! *hugs*
LMAO at the picture!
Pleco! *blowing kiss*
I didn't even know he was married; don't find him hot.
She and Just-Torso Duggar can be friends.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
The over the moon statement is way played out.
Angel is the hotness. Their little boy is absolutely adorable.
Not liking the name too much though.
Bardot Vita?? Jesus .. you'd never know this bimbo was once affiliated Playboy .. would ya?!? Totally a Skinemax movie!
What is it with these dumb cunts that they think these idiotic names give their rug rats a touch of class and sophistication?? Ya .. just think about the last person you met named Crystal .. Amber .. Tiffany. Were they blonde with big tits?? Wearing clear heels?? Was there a brass pole present?? 'Nuff said.
Well.. lookin' forward to you shakin' that ass in about 19 and 1/2 years there .. Bard! PVC boots work best for hanging upside down on the pole, Sweetie.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 3:10pm.
well, i got the Bardot thing, but i didn't get the Vita= life :/
*hangs head*
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
David Bore-An-Az.
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Bottom-feeder.
Angel Bones for the first kid's name.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer for the second.
If you're going to go way out there, have some
fun with it. The kid is going to hate
you no matter what anyhow.
They should have her Aurora, Aurora Boreanaz.
Don't give a hoot about babies, but I do think David B is hot and steamy deliciousness.
Horrible fucking name! Let me guess, they think their kid will be as gorgeous as Bardot and that they're really smart for giving her a middle name that means life in Latin. *projectile vomits*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I feel you letinstar; today began, and is quickly ending, with babies.
*GAH!*
All righty!
No, Green is good, but probably because I was born and raised in the UK. They're always saying it.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
*slaps forehead*
Does the phrase "Over the Moon" give anybody else the douche chills?
Late night Cinemax movie.
Congrats to them.
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
zzzzzzz...
everything except MK's genius puts me to sleep in this post
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
enough with these babies...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
I'm just over IT. completely, I can't. people and their bastard kids. to each his own. I'm just sayin
Estrogen a-poppin!
"second oxygen-stealer" LOLOL, MK.