Tuesday, September 1st 2009
Kim Zolciak Goes Topless For The Gays!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim Zolciak will not stand for Prop 8! She will duct tape her nipples in the name of free publicity equality! But seriously, Kim should've used some of that duct tape to cover up her low-budget Barbie wig, because it needs to stop. I'm joking! Kim is doing it for a good cause.
Kim brought her leased (4 more payments!) tittays out just so Mah Boo Anderson Cooper and I can get married under a silver moon one day. Thank you, Kim! At our reception, you can sing an acoustic version of "Tardy for the Party"......at the end of the night. That will be everyone's cue to get the hell out!
Click here to learn more about the NOH8 Campaign.
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Leather face Lynne Curtin finally had to move out of the beach house she was trying to squat at
check this shit out
http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/?p=6378
I wish this was the way she stayed for the remaining episodes!
Trailer trash and duct tape - something so right about that combo!
This looks nothing like her....In other words, great!
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This low-budget bitch wouldn't do anything unless she benefited from it... i don't believe anything that comes from her except her faux hair.
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I think she looks like Heidi Montag. I can't beweave I'm the only one!
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
That looks nothing like her! At first glance, I thought it was Meghan Mccain
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"Tell them that their efforts have failed, because the big unicorn will fly high above the corn fields one day soon." -MK
this is a medi-serious question: how do you gays feel about this campaign?
it's a flagship for (attention) dlister-famewhores.
and another question - why is a "marriage" more worth than a domestic partnership?
What's a shame is that these people like her, Pamela and Khloe Kardashian will come up with ANY excuse to expose their naked bodies all in the name of "awareness"...ugh...
::And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Devereaux::
Where's her back? she has no back...
Photoshop Award Time!!!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
I thought it was Aubrey O'Day (blonde, titties out). Her hair looks better but they probably just photoshopped a new wig on. I don't get why she's naked, it works for Peta cause they'd rather go naked than wear fur. I'd rather go naked than do a homophobe?
The mouths duct taped shut represent the fact that the voices of those fighting for marriage equality are not being heard. I have no fucking clue why she's showing her tits. Maybe she's concerned the voices of her nips aren't being heard?
I wonder if the duct tape is real or PhotoShopped.
If real, that's gonna hurt removing it.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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VaNcItY and moomarse:
Yeah, if not those things would probably mop the floor.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
If you look at the pic, if she was leaning back, her earring would be, too.
So the tits are really weird.
Submitted by blueangel on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 3:15pm.
Does Prop 8 have something to do with censorship and frontal nudity?? If not, what's the connection between the tape on her mouth, her bare breasts, and Prop 8?
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1. No. Prop. 8 is a legislative proposition, passed by the California voters in 2008, to outlaw same-sex marriage in California forever.
2. She is using the campaign to abolish Prop. 8 as an excuse to remain relevant, expose herself, and generally slut-it-up for the media.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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ROTLMAO that "Tardy for the Party" is on MKs playlist. Kim may not be the brightest bulb but at least she is a helluva betta that Sheree "Man Face" bitch.
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Resistance is Futile!
Seriously, I don't think that's Kim Z. It looks nothing like her!
Does Prop 8 have something to do with censorship and frontal nudity?? If not, what's the connection between the tape on her mouth, her bare breasts, and Prop 8?
Yep, you know that you have saggy tits when you have to hold them up! lol.
pffft. Mine look way better and perkier than that and I don't have to hold them up!
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 3:03pm.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:19pm.
Did she use a roll of duct tape to pull her saggy old titties too?.
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Nah... she's just propping them up with her hands. Otherwise, we probably wouldn't even see them.
I follow her on Twitter but My God...give it a rest for 30 seconds and 3 screen pages of "news" ago, girl.
Maybe this is what she wore to that Cougar Convention?
HAHAHA! Did no one send her the memo that you were allowed to keep your clothes ON for these campaigns?
This isnt Playboy or PETA, this is a civil rights campaign.
I bet that tape hurt when they pulled it off her nipples!
Um...thanks?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:32pm.
Why is her eyeball glowing? I'm scared. Is she trying to hypnotize me into buying wigs made out of ramen?
LMAO - Don't you dare compare the manna that is Ramen to that crap on Kim's head!
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:19pm.
Did she use a roll of duct tape to pull her saggy old titties too?.
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Nah... she's just propping them up with her hands. Otherwise, we probably wouldn't even see them.
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
allow me...
*flips over kitchen table*
She should go weave-less for the gays. and our eyes
Estrogen a-poppin!
that ain't kim. that's kim's dream kim by photoshop.
You sure that's not Lindsay?
How did they get so lucky? they must be so excited.
That doesn't look a thing like her.
Submitted by Nanners on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:36pm.
What a pity they decided to go the PETA "LOOK AT ME!!!!" route.
And Isaiah Washington is involved in this shit? No way, dude.
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EXACTLY...this stupid shit just diminishes the cause, imo. PETA is a joke, sadly, and imo they do more harm to legitimate animal rights causes than help. Why not just speak out clearly and rationally, instead of pulling a stupid stunt like this?
that's not her. I don't believe it!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
she looks kinda good here, not all beefy like on the show
What a pity they decided to go the PETA "LOOK AT ME!!!!" route.
And Isaiah Washington is involved in this shit? No way, dude.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Ya know, I know that she's a gold-digging PROSTITUTE WHORE much like Gretchen from OC or Danielle from NJ, but I just can't hate on her.
Maybe b/c her goofiness and cluelessness makes her sort of endearing.
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:22pm.
Hmm this does not make any fucking sense..
I don't get it, either. A woman with her mouth taped shut and tape covering her nipples, in an ad about anti-gay discrimination? I don't get the connection.
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
Attention whore. What does taking off your top have to do with gay rights??
I'm pretty sure Dwight thinks this is dreadful.
Good cause and kudos!
Duct tape is also used in the modeling industy to give a no boob look. Ouch!
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"How can I think I'm standing strong?
Yet feel the air beneath my feet?
How can happiness feel so wrong?
How can misery be so sweet?"
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This pic looks like it should have been a photoshop award nominee
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmy9R_WtPbg&feature=player_embedded
She has really nice boobies - at least they don't look like canteloupes.
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Why is her eyeball glowing? I'm scared. Is she trying to hypnotize me into buying wigs made out of ramen?
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wow. why is this not under The Photoshop Awards ???
seriously.
I swear to God that is Carrie Underwood!
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When I die I want my Eulogy written by MK.
Say what you will but she does have a nice pair.
Are you sure that's her? Doesn't even look like her...
Looks like any generic, bottle blonde desperate for attention.
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Hmm this does not make any fucking sense..
Whats with the tape over the mouth? This isn't a censorship issue
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"Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home, kill your parents, that's where it's really at."- Bill Ayers
Did she use a roll of duct tape to pull her saggy old titties too?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.