Afternoon Crumbs
Pete Wentz totally dropped his pants on purpose - Towleroad
B.Coop joins The gAy-Team - Just Jared
HoHan is now posing in staged bikini pictures for rocks - Egotastic!
Ginger Spice getting pepaw-handled - Hollywood Tuna
Jennifer Garner and B.Coop's alleged former sugar daddy pal around in L.A. - Popsugar
Hayden Panatroll is still sexing up HoHan's leftovers - Lainey Gossip
Katie Price says she was raped several times. Eeesh. - Holy Moly!
Mickey Rourke's piece of the night might be a dude - Hollywood Rag
Camila Alves' hairy stomach is keeping the babeh warm (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
This is big news: Courtney Love is eating food - ICYDK
Lezzie tats galore - Cityrag
If you need to be punished for whatever, watch this video - SOW
Miley Cyrus is a Sienna Miller in training - Celebitchy
I guess Vanessa Manilafolders couldn't find a more famous peen than Nick Lachey - I'm Not Obsessed
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Pete Wentz's mother is black Caribbean...interesting!
Pete Wentz's mother is black Caribbean...interesting!
Pete Wentz's mother is black Caribbean...interesting!
Pete Wentz's mother is black Caribbean...interesting!
Victor Garber was Bradley Cooper's sugar daddy? I'm forced to believe it because why would anyone think to make that up?
Submitted by jalynne on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:30pm.
Ha!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 9:31pm.I'll bet you ten bucks that Miley Cyrus gets put in rehab and a mental hospital within five years. Any takers?
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How will they know if she crazy or OD'ing? She normally sounds like she has a mouth full foam.
I'll bet you ten bucks that Miley Cyrus gets put in rehab and a mental hospital within five years. Any takers?
Ha! This really says it all (from Towerload)re Pete Wentz:
Wow. This is the grey area where "poseur" meets "mongoloid".
Posted by: Donovan | Sep 1, 2009 12:39:47 PM
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Wait! I think I can hear what Eyeliner Douche is saying in that photo. It's... "take me now, man-meat!"
Seriously, does he even have a penis?
"Miley Cyrus is a Sienna Miller in training - Celebitchy"
I think we all knew that. Except while it's easy to ignore Sluttienna because she really has nothing noteworthy about her physically, those giant teeth and chipmunk cheeks will be blazing from our screens for awhile.
"I guess Vanessa Manilafolders couldn't find a more famous peen than Nick Lachey "
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And I guess Vanessa Manilawhoever ran out of money, so she needed to hook up with one of her old tricks.
Seeing wentz's crappy band should be punishment enough.
I wish those FOBoys would Fall Into a Shower.
__@Madam Pince on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:31pm.
Victor Garber was B. Coop's sugar daddy? WTF did he quit that hot stuff (meaning why did Brad quit Victor)?!? VG is steamin'!
I don't think Brad quit Victor. I believe it was the other way around. There was a BV about this a few years ago. As I understand it, Victor's "significant other" told him to get rid of Brad or else.
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"I really think I'm borderline and not too drunk."
Victor Garber was Bradley Cooper's sugar daddy?! :0 Sad BC doesn't play for my team but they would be a cute couple. And Violet Affleck is adorable!
Good that Nick Lachey found someone as irrelevant as himself to date.
God, Blohan has the most gangly unappealing body. Ack.
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"And my heart it is still beating, but it's fight or flight, the exit from loneliness is not necesarrily the entrance into paradise."
Submitted by Sookie on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:44pm.
wentz looks kinda good when you cant see his enormous chin
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I dunno, Sookie. I got the hots for Wentz the same way I would bang Matt Damon. If I could, I'd describe them as jolie-laide. Which is a French way of saying "good-looking ugly woman : a woman who is attractive though not conventionally pretty."
In plain English, they're ugly-pretty. Or pretty ugly. Either way, I'd bang either of them till Doomsday.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:25pm.
Dude, I was kidding, but now I think I totally want a goth wedding!!!!!
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The favors can be little chocolate voodoo dolls and the centerpieces can be black and red roses with eerie candelabras.
Okay, now I want a goth wedding, too.
*getting my keys, binoculars and roofies and heading to Wrigglyville to stalk cool Fall Out Boy guy*
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GAh! That's SO cool! I want an open casket behind the cool lesbian minister. Or maybe I should have Tori Spelling officiate. Her face is always scary!!!
Why is HoHan's belly button so close to her tits?
"Fuck me running..."
wentz looks kinda good when you cant see his enormous chin...maybe he should go for the bandit look?
a team movie = EPICALLY EPIC FAIL
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE LINDSAY
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Uh,,are those star-fish and sea-shells on Pete's underoos? That roadie's parents must be so proud of him.
A-Team movie= EPIC FAIL
Holy hell Victor Garber and Bradley Cooper together is way hotter than Coop and Squinty! Victor Garber is a sexy Silver Fox!
Mickey Rourke is kinda looking like his old self in that top pic, if you squint your eyes really tight and stand about 2 feet away from your screen.
Nick, step away from Vanessa Manilafolders' she's not good enough for you! Pregnancy announcement in 3-2-1...
Okay, it's official, I hate Miley Cyrus!
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Live Your Life Like Brian Kinney Said:
No Excuses, No Apologies, No Regrets.
I love Victor Garber (loved him in Titanic, in fact, he was the only thing I loved about that movie!)!
Pete Wenz is douchey, but he looks like he doesn't take himself too seriously, so I can't hate him too much.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:25pm.
Dude, I was kidding, but now I think I totally want a goth wedding!!!!!
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The favors can be little chocolate voodoo dolls and the centerpieces can be black and red roses with eerie candelabras.
Okay, now I want a goth wedding, too.
*getting my keys, binoculars and roofies and heading to Wrigglyville to stalk cool Fall Out Boy guy*
Victor Garber was B. Coop's sugar daddy? WTF did he quit that hot stuff (meaning why did Brad quit Victor)?!? VG is steamin'!
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
How sad. Bitch was totally lying in that quote. Vaness Ma-whatever is so waiting for that ring. How long have they been together? Didn't Nick propose to Jessica like after a year? It's time to seriously end it.
I had no clue Roy Orbison was still alive...
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:12pm.
Instead of a champagne tower, I'm going to have a virgin mary statue that pours red wine from her hands like a stigmata!
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LMAO!! OMG I can't imagine what there will be instead of chocolate fondue.
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LOL! Red velvet cake, of course. EXTRA red, light on the velvet. Unless the chocolate fondue is out of a skull and we're dipping marshmallows that look like eyeballs!!!! Dude, I was kidding, but now I think I totally want a goth wedding!!!!!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:18pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:12pm.
Instead of a champagne tower, I'm going to have a virgin mary statue that pours red wine from her hands like a stigmata!
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BWAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAHAH!!! I LOVE you, freebird!!!
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I LOVE YOU PLECO!!!
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:12pm.
Instead of a champagne tower, I'm going to have a virgin mary statue that pours red wine from her hands like a stigmata!
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BWAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAAHAH!!! I LOVE you, freebird!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:12pm.
Instead of a champagne tower, I'm going to have a virgin mary statue that pours red wine from her hands like a stigmata!
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LMAO!! OMG I can't imagine what there will be instead of chocolate fondue.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:12pm.
Well, I was gonna say "tubesteak" but ya know, ya know.
/joins freebird in the corner
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I like meatsicle better. LMAO
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:08pm.
LMAO!! OMG I am crying from laughing! Of course, our goth weddings with be on Halloween and a have Nightmare Before Christmas theme.
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Instead of a champagne tower, I'm going to have a virgin mary statue that pours red wine from her hands like a stigmata!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:08pm.
Meatsicle!?!?!?!!!!
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Well, I was gonna say "tubesteak" but ya know, ya know.
/joins freebird in the corner
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:05pm.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:02pm.
I love you bitches, but I'd still Hoover Pete Wentz' meatsicle any day.
/hangs head in shame.
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Pleco, you can join me & louise_brooks in the corner of emo shame. We'll write poetry with our blood, talk about how Heathers should never be remade and plan our goth wedding soundtracks.
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LMAO!! OMG I am crying from laughing! Of course, our goth weddings with be on Halloween and a have Nightmare Before Christmas theme.
Meatsicle!?!?!?!!!!
And Laura Griffin is a Jennifer Aniston in training.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:00pm.
L_B! I was totally missing you!
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Awww! Thank you! Seems that they actually expect me to "work" occasionally.
Pete is sorta cute and he does seem to have a good sense of humor about himself. The only problem is that I am almost 6 feet tall and I would tower over him by like a foot and a half. Most of Fall Out Boy seems to be slightly taller then the Lollipop Guild from The Wizard of Oz.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:02pm.
I love you bitches, but I'd still Hoover Pete Wentz' meatsicle any day.
/hangs head in shame.
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Pleco, you can join me & louise_brooks in the corner of emo shame. We'll write poetry with our blood, talk about how Heathers should never be remade and plan our goth wedding soundtracks.
really gross
Uvie - where's our dlisted prom love tat? LOL!
I love you bitches, but I'd still Hoover Pete Wentz' meatsicle any day.
/hangs head in shame.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 1:55pm.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 1:42pm.
Pete Wentz needs a cuchini STAT!
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ROTFL!!
His underwear make me sad.
I was flipping channels one day and stopped on Cribs. I missed where they said who it was, but he seemed really cool. "Hm...this guy seems cool and lives in Chicago. We should hook up and make out."
Then he said he was in Fall Out Boy! AAAAHHH! I was so conflicted. But yeah, I'd still make out with him. I'm trashy like that. But I'd hate myself afterward.
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L_B! I was totally missing you! I like to make fun of him, but I have a total crush on Pete Wentz. Emo girly men are sexy! TEAM GUYLINER!!! I agree about his panties, though. He took it a step too far. Not edgy, mostly gay.
<"If you need to be punished for whatever, watch this video">
Sorry, can't hate too much on Miley Cyrus now that every drag queen and obnoxious queer in a gay bar is stealing her "and I put my hands up...." song. And worst of all, filming YouTube knock-offs. Well, YOU paid for that huge closet and millions of dollars worth of ugly clothes, ladies.
Hayden & Harry are perfect together. She's a Lohan Lite.
Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 1:42pm.
Pete Wentz needs a cuchini STAT!
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ROTFL!!
His underwear make me sad.
I was flipping channels one day and stopped on Cribs. I missed where they said who it was, but he seemed really cool. "Hm...this guy seems cool and lives in Chicago. We should hook up and make out."
Then he said he was in Fall Out Boy! AAAAHHH! I was so conflicted. But yeah, I'd still make out with him. I'm trashy like that. But I'd hate myself afterward.
It's Stump!
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Where You Gonna Find a Good Man Like Me?
I can't believe Petey isn't wearing a red g-string.
Can we all agree that a porn movie about rape is such a weak excuse to trash down that man?. It was a fucking movie. People are so damn stupid. Katie "I was raped several times as a young woman" Price should just shut the fuck up, eat shit and die.
Those "lezzie" tattoos are so butt fugly.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Katie Price needs to quit raping my eyeballs and ear holes.
That little Violet is such a happy little cutie.
Pete Wentz needs a cuchini STAT!
Lohan needs a cuchini STAT!