Speaking Of Horny Old Hos

Why is Madonna still playing with herself on stage?

I thought Jesus was finger-banging her now?

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She really fucked her face up with those cheek implants. Not that she was pretty but she's verging on cat lady territory.

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Yes, Madonna, we know Baby Jesus is your whore.
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Nice.

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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully

Awww, wasn't that sweet of Kate to send her Balmain dress to the seamstress and lend it to Vadge? I hope she also sent it to the dry-cleaner, it was probably stained with vodka, coke, barf, jizz and who knows what else...

This video reminds me that I should seriously start a campaign against male body hair removal. What wrong with furrrrrr, guys?
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At least I didn't see her veiny biceps... I don't feel like vomiting tonight
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:07pm.

BLEACHED WEINER!!!! IT WAS THE BLEACHED WEINER!!!
What? What? you know you whores luuuuurrrrves some Cloroxed cox...Bleached weiners is HWAT! BLEACHED WEINERS 4EVAH!!! Can you tell I like saying BLEACHED WEINER...
Ok, o/t it wasn't sessay when MJ did it and meh, I'm not into chicks so I can't judge if Vadge is sessay grabbing her granny goods, but if I were a dude, I'd vote kinda sessy in a disturbin' sorta way....
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ROTFLMAO!!!! Your post was kinda hot... in a disturbing sorta way too....

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Submitted by Superpop on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:10pm.

ROTFLMFAO! That is SUPER CLEVER! I can't believe you were able to come up with such an innovative joke about Madonna's age. You're utterly brilliant! You should quit your day job and tour the country as a comedian!

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Submitted by woodhorse on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 6:17pm.
I like the part where she fell and broke her hip at the end.

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Ummm...I like that part too.

♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully

Wake me when she goes Sunset Boulevard on Jesus's tender ass.

Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 4:41pm.
.....and further proves she's going through a major public midlife crisis. It took a downhill turn after that.
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IF Madoonuh is going through a midlife crisis, bitch is gonna be here til she's 100!! Fuck that.

I'm only planning to live till about 65, so 3/4 of my life is alreay over.

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God...I need some propofol.

i do think that baby jesus is just there for the occasional public kiss photos...
can't imagine this douche still wants sexy time...she is probably wrapped up in miracle whale fat or something to make her look younger

i used to like this kinda music when 15 years ago, when she was trying to become a r'n'b singer (bedtime stories) but since she cant sing at all...that was a total waste

Submitted by Superpop on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 8:10pm.

The joke was maybe not especially fresh or new, but then neither is Madonna. I say the same about her as about Cher, Mick Jagger, Liza Minelli, Steven Tyler, and anyone else of their ilk: give it a rest and retire gracefully.

ROTFLMFAO! That is SUPER CLEVER! I can't believe you were able to come up with such an innovative joke about Madonna's age. You're utterly brilliant! You should quit your day job and tour the country as a comedian!

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Submitted by woodhorse on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 6:17pm.
I like the part where she fell and broke her hip at the end.

Submitted by Lory on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 5:06pm.
Really, I can understand people hating her music her style or Madonna herself just because she breathes but hating Vadge for her age? People who complain about her 50 year old ass gyrating are the same peeps who were creaming themselves because Wacko Jacko was about to fondle himself on stage not once but fifty times. What made MJ so special? Was it because he had a bleached wiener? The sexy pedo shtick? Now don't even think about telling me how "talented" Jacko was. I'm talking age here...
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BLEACHED WEINER!!!! IT WAS THE BLEACHED WEINER!!!
What? What? you know you whores luuuuurrrrves some Cloroxed cox...Bleached weiners is HWAT! BLEACHED WEINERS 4EVAH!!! Can you tell I like saying BLEACHED WEINER...
Ok, o/t it wasn't sessay when MJ did it and meh, I'm not into chicks so I can't judge if Vadge is sessay grabbing her granny goods, but if I were a dude, I'd vote kinda sessy in a disturbin' sorta way....

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Coma Caca!!

Madonna wouldn't be caught dead at a cougar convention.

I'm over 50 so I don't go to these clubs much anymore. Do people REALLY dance like that? Alsois Maddona trying to take the world record of Crotch grabs away from our dearly departed Michael?

I like the part where she fell and broke her hip at the end.

In the last thumbnail, Madge is looking a bit "Madamish". lol.
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Jesus sure looks dopey. She must entertain the kids by shining a flashlight into one of his ears and watching the light come out the other one.

Writhing around, scratching and rubbing yourself like you have fleas, scabies and a yeast infection is "dancing"?

Madonna is ridiculous and her 'music' is boring.

Famous or not, I would be embarrassed if my 50-something Mom was STILL pretending to be 25...complete with videos of her caressing her silicone boobs and her cooch. Gross.

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Submitted by in the know on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 3:38pm.

oh yea I forgot to say I guess madonna can only dance when she is holding onto a wall because recently in a photo shoot she was in a corner holding on too.
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How else is she going to stop herself from breaking a hip?

I love that she's stil gyrating like that and fingering herself, even at 51. Hahahaha! Yay for Madonna!

Madonna is the poster whore for selling your soul for fame by f-ing everything on her way to the top.

Bitch can't sing worth a shit; doesn't play any instruments; and couldn't write a song on her own if you held Jesus' dick in front of her.

What a festering, puss filled sore on the ass of humanity.

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I am sick of seeing Madonna fingering herself in her videos. One of these days a bat is going to bite off the tip of her finger.

Really, I can understand people hating her music her style or Madonna herself just because she breathes but hating Vadge for her age? People who complain about her 50 year old ass gyrating are the same peeps who were creaming themselves because Wacko Jacko was about to fondle himself on stage not once but fifty times. What made MJ so special? Was it because he had a bleached wiener? The sexy pedo shtick? Now don't even think about telling me how "talented" Jacko was. I'm talking age here...

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Let me dirty up your mind.

Video is boring but she filmed it while on tour and whenever she shoots a music while touring it just comes off as a lazy effort. She looks fab in the pictures from last night though.

I bet Lourdes had to pay off mummy big time for a spot in this video...It sounds like Madonna is super, painfully strict with her kids.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again...she should've stuck to her "Ray of Light" days...that album was flawless. How she goes from singing about philosophy and spirituality to trying to recapture her "Like a Virgin" days is fucking beyond me and further proves she's going through a major public midlife crisis. It took a downhill turn after that.

Poor Lourdes...she's a very beautiful girl and I hope to God that she doesn't turn out to be a dangerous egomaniac like her mother and starts buying babies.

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What's really funny to me is that a hot piece of ass like Jesus would never in a million years give the time of day to this old bitch if she wasn't famous and loaded. He would tell a "regular" 50 year old woman to "fuck off". Guaranteed.

i'm fond of the ending. reminds me of rocky horror. she's always been a fantastic dancer. decent song.

I only made it 30 seconds into this seizure inducing pile of dog shit, but good on her that at least she covered her arms...

Nice to see a 50 year-old lady who can still dance like she's 25. I'm so gonna buy her album.

This old hag is one of the biggest morons ever. She claims she and her children do not watch TV, yet she puts her daughter in this stupid video? Ego maniac to say the least.
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she likes to make the people the idiots

Submitted by in the know on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 3:27pm.

Madonna has been a low class dirty[ used to be smelly way back before her first single][ in fact we used to call her 'Smelly Louise'] phony stupid whore. She is shameless ,controlling , and hard working and that is the only reason she has made it.
That talentless slut won't let her children watch TV but she lets her daughter be in this video. What a hypocrite. When is she going to go away? I have been waiting for decades! Well at least now we all have a forum to make fun of the ugly old piece of grizzle. But seriously although I pity Lourdes I really can't handle an off spring trying to hawk herself a career. What was Guy Ritchie ever thinking.? The diseases must run rampant in her cooch! God knows they did 20 and 30 years ago.
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oh yea I forgot to say I guess madonna can only dance when she is holding onto a wall because recently in a photo shoot she was in a corner holding on too. it must make it easy for the photographers and directors to bounce white light on her oldness. I am no spring chicken myself but I have had zero work done and have meat on my bones and don't walk around drenched in white light fingering myself. I still have young dopey boys like Jesus following me around. Only difference is I was well raised and am a Mother of a daughter Lourdes age and am not a pathetic fame whore!

oh yea I forgot to say I guess madonna can only dance when she is holding onto a wall because recently in a photo shoot she was in a corner holding on too. it must make it easy for the photographers and directors to bounce white light on her oldness. I am no spring chicken myself but I have had zero work done and have meat on my bones and don't walk around drenched in white light fingering myself. I still have young dopey boys like Jesus following me around. Only difference is I was well raised and am a Mother of a daughter Lourdes age and am not a pathetic fame whore!

This old hag is one of the biggest morons ever. She claims she and her children do not watch TV, yet she puts her daughter in this stupid video? Ego maniac to say the least.

Submitted by mfarris70 on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 2:02pm.

Remix
is awesome. I hate the video for the same reason I hate the Cher videos-- a female superstar shouldn't lower herself to sharing the screen with under-30 nobodies to prove that she's relevant. It just looks sad.

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Agreed. But it works on the yout'. You know, cuz that's who buys this shit. And their tastes aren't that discerning. And Madonna's like the schoolmarm of Disco (right now)...I know if I was young today and this (the remix) came on tonight and they played this vid on the big screen and the party was already pumping, I would be feeling all funky and old school discoing it up with Madonna. Thinking that Madonna was the first Lady Gaga, the first sexy hot fugface pop star (with marginal talent) who said: Women CAN be in control of their hypersexuality! WoooooT! I know it's foolish. But what is youth if not foolish?

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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully

I saw this earlier this morning and it was one big snore fest. My 15 year old son was grossed out and thought she looked stupid doing that chicken waddle dance. Creepy.

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Madonna has been a low class dirty[ used to be smelly way back before her first single][ in fact we used to call her 'Smelly Louise'] phony stupid whore. She is shameless ,controlling , and hard working and that is the only reason she has made it.
That talentless slut won't let her children watch TV but she lets her daughter be in this video. What a hypocrite. When is she going to go away? I have been waiting for decades! Well at least now we all have a forum to make fun of the ugly old piece of grizzle. But seriously although I pity Lourdes I really can't handle an off spring trying to hawk herself a career. What was Guy Ritchie ever thinking.? The diseases must run rampant in her cooch! God knows they did 20 and 30 years ago.

Unoriginal - same stale cum stain shit we have come to know and loathe from Esther.

Bitch needs to go away now and realize no one wants to see her old twat bouncing around. Besides, one of these videos .. bitch is gonna break a hip.

Can`t hear her like from a toilet sink dibil voice

I thought it was really good at first, then no.zzzzzzzzzz don't wanta see her do that. :)

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Good legs, nice boots.

Music? What music?

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Bottom-feeder.

I want to fuck Jesus!

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That was fuckin awful. Madonna needs to STFU and close her legs.
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Hate all you want, but I've never had hot legs like that, even when I was 21. These days most younger women aren't even taking care of themselves, and tend to be fat or obese. Also, I don't know any woman her age that look anywhere near that good. The only thing I hate is her recycled music, same beat different lyrics, where did her good music writers go?
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