STFU Phil Spector
First of all, try to control yourself. I know Phil Spector's mug shot always makes you want to run out to the nearest costume shop, buy a Scrooge mask, boil it for 5 hours, let it cool and then wet hump it until you go raw....but you must resist. Just this time.
So...600-year-old Phil Spector is currently in the chokey for murdering Lana Clarkson. Phil is crying about the conditions and wants them to do something about it! Dude already wears a diaper, so it's no surprise that he's acting like a baby.
Phil is being moved out of the California Substance Abuse Treatment Facility & State Prison after he told officials that he feels like bitches are going to kill his ass in there. When Phil was told they were moving him to the Pleasant Valley State Prison in Coalinga, he freaked out again and said the place is riddled with Valley Fever. Apparently, 16 inmates died at the prison from Valley Fever within the past 4 years. Phil think he's next.
Phil's trophy wife is also whining for him and she told Page Six, "They are sending Phil there to die. He is scared to death. When I saw him on Saturday, he was shaking . . . He's 70 years old and 130 pounds . . . We are trying to appeal over this, but he's been told he has no time. He's already been given his bus pass out of Corcoran."
The prison officials should show Phil what's it's really like to suffer and throw him in a jail cell filled with mirrors. Seriously, I'd rather spend the rest of my life locked in one of the houses on Hoarders than have to look at that face of fugness every single day. Phil would be begging for a lethal injection shot up the ass in no time.
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It obvious he is a lunatic everything he says and does is absolutely crazy! I am surprised the jewish casanova stayed in the US while on bail. Right now as you read this that sorry bastard is getting better treatment than the average joe. He can eat shit and die, but would be nice if someone made him get on his knees and stick an 8 inch in his mouth instead of a snub nose. Too much money fucks you up!
You can't fool me with a fake picture. That's not Phil Spector, that's Charles Montgomery Burns.
http://simpsonspedia.net/images/9/9d/Charles_Montgomery_Burns.png
Excellent.
Anyone who holds a gun to Leonard Cohen's head, deserves to rot in jail, if only it weren't at the taxpayer's expense.
"His album Death of a Ladies' Man was produced by Phil Spector, the reclusive genius of girl-group pop. "I was flipped out at the time," Cohen said later, "and he certainly was flipped out. For me, the expression was withdrawal and melancholy, and for him, megalomania and insanity and a devotion to armaments that was really intolerable. In the state that he found himself, which was post-Wagnerian, I would say Hitlerian, the atmosphere was one of guns - the music was a subsidiary enterprise ... At a certain point Phil approached me with a bottle of kosher red wine in one hand and a .45 in the other, put his arm around my shoulder and shoved the revolver into my neck and said, 'Leonard, I love you.' I said, 'I hope you do, Phil.'"
ubmitted by Morbidosity on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:20am.
Valley Fever should be the least of his concerns. They should put him in general pound me in the ass population and let the dicks fly where they may
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for the win ahahaa!!!!
Great that a psychopath with celebrity status finally does hard time. May Chrissypoo Brown joins him soon.
Was there ever a reason given as to why this FrankenFug killed that woman?
you did the crime now do the time asshole so stop complaining.
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Just like he sent Ms. Clarkson off to "Phil Spector's Pyrenees Castle" to die. Quityourbitchin legend in your own mind, there is always execution.
what a loser. he got what he deserves.
The fucking nerve of him. I hope some kind inmate does the world a favor and Dahmers his ass in prison.
Phil - You ARE next!!! Bye Bye
looks like the love child of riff raff and baldrick
going through a rapid heroin detox
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PS may be right. Since he was not born in California or Yuma, Arizona, he has no natural immunity to Valley Fever.
I have Valley Fever. I got it when I was high school junior. Because it is a blood disease, one never totally recovers.
http://www.dhpe.org/infect/valley.html
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Aww poor Phil. You know who probably feels extra sorry for him? Lana Clarkson.
Oh no, wait a minute... she's dead.
There is a lesson here: if you don't like the idea of spending your life in prison don't kill people.
Put the bitch in the same cell as Bernie Madoff and make them wear bad wigs, lots of makeup and plus-sized day-glo fashions from the Sixties.
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Never trust a man with a skullet.
Anyone here ever see an HBO movie called "Citizen X"? It was about the hunt for (and capture) of a Serial killer in Russia....This batshit tortured, raped, and killed about 50 children before they finally caught him...anyway - he had a trial (of sorts). Then he was taken under armed-guard to a small cell with a drain in the floor (and nothing else - which should have been a clue). He was told to turn around - then he promptly received a bullet to the back of the head. I remember thinking at the time - How shocking!!!!. But now I get it...nutbags like Serial Killers (and freaks like Phil and that dude who kept that girl hostage for 18 years) don't get the point of incarceration - they are criminally INSANE. They should get the "Russian Treatment". Economical, fast, and we don't have to listen to their batshit crazy whining....
oh - and the world is one-less murderer.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Looks like Riff Raff from the Rocky Horror Picture Show only scarier.
so you go to prison for killing another human being and you think you're entitled to ask for favors.. i'm scared i'm not comfortable. you're not supposed to be its not a vacation in the bahamas you dumb fuck sit there and shut the fuck up you get fed you have a roof over your head that's already more then you deserve
on the bright side - maybe Phil just needs to "mingle" more - ya know? Like - get to know some of the boys in the Weight Room...Phil could get pumped-up, get some bitchin tats - really live the life.......
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
How about a month at the Fairmont Orchid Phil? Anything to make you feel better Phil. Jackoff!
rift raft. that is all.
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I love these fucking rich assholes who go to prison - waa waa its cold in here and people are mean! waa waaaa!
REALITY IS SLAPPIN YOU IN THE ASS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A LONG TIME PHIL!
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:06am.
Baretta said it best: don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
Funny enough, he got away with murdering his ho wife.
DAMN! How's THAT for irony?!
If they EVEN entertain his delusions of specialness, I'ma fuckin' busta aneurysm. That ASSHOLE done killed a bitch. LET HIM SUFFER. And MK's right- put his nasty ass in a cell lined with mirrors. That oughta do 'im right.
STFU you whiney ass murderer. They just throw him in with the general population and let prison justice take it course. Be done with this scab on society.
karma is a BITCH phil.
Oh, and his wife is ridiculous!!! Better dead than alive, imo - if he's got a will with her name on it.
Submitted by christine the hoff
fuck him.. I wanna feel bad for someeone, it will be someone without a job, or lost their house.
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Damn straight. Or someone held captive in some psycho's backyard for 18 years.
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Now that I am really thinking about this, it is probably not surprising that Phil is unhappy and complaining about it - a guy who could do what he did is a sociopath (sp?). They can only feel their own pain - never that of another - so - no moral compass. I am sure that phil is "shocked" at the treatment he is receiving - as he has absolutely NO idea what everyone is so upset about.
Lethal injection for this nutjob would be the most economical and logical conclusion. As that is not going to happen, folks should be prepared for more whining. Phil has no clue that he has taken a life - therefore, he is completely unprepared for justice.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Well he fucking killed someone! What did he think? that he was going to be sent to a 5 star resort?
Let the fucking asshole rote his skinny murderous ass over there. We all know the reason he is wearing diapers is all the ass fucking he is taking over there.
The lesson here is "Do NOT COMMIT MURDER, AND YOU WON'T GO TO JAIL. Guess he should have thought about that before murdering someone.
dude that ugly found someone to date he should be kissing her feet not shooting her.
fuck him.. I wanna feel bad for someeone, it will be someone without a job, or lost their house.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:26am.
Raul: Jaycee Lee Dugard? hmmmm the long lost Duggar?
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Too soon Snowy,just too horrific of a story.
I need Phil to behave so that he's allowed to appear on one of those MSNBC prison shows.
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I am not a pussy.
That's the one my mom works at and says she hate every moment of it. I hope he enjoys it just as much.
I'm tired of privileged people who break the law whining about how poorly they're treated in jail or prison. Whether it's Paris and her pissant sentence or someone like Spector who's in for murder, just SHUT THE FUCK UP. I can find a thousand other people I feel sorry for whose circumstances are caused by things beyond their control, not by their blatant disregard for law and life.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:05am.
They should make him baby-sit all the Duggar children
LMFAO - my first big laugh of the day. Thank you!
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Raul: Jaycee Lee Dugard? hmmmm the long lost Duggar?
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:23am.
LOL Raul, which lips are you looking at?
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Ughhhhhhhhhhh, didn't you just scold MK because it's close to lunchtime.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 09/01/2009 - 10:22am.
LOL Raul, which lips are you looknig at?
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The ones at the base of that light bulb he calls a head, you got a dirty mind, that's hawt!
i think mk mentioned it before that's probably why i'm mentioning it but he looks like a bad superhero movie villain...
LOL Raul, which lips are you looking at?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Phil's brother, " Creepy Phil" http://www.kcra.com/news/20648493/detail.html
The moral of the story is 'DO NOT COMMIT MURDER', and you will not go to jail. I guess there is a lesson learned here.
Bitch should be more concerned about that bald spot. Maybe, he'll get plugged.
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