Monday, August 31st 2009

Hot Slut Of The Week: Tiny

Birthday: July 14, 1975
Age: 34
Birth Name: Tameka Cottle

Original Date of HS of the Day: August 26, 2009
Claim to Fame: Tiny was an original member of the 90s girl group Xscape. After the group broke up, Tiny wrote the Grammy-winning song "No Scrubs" for TLC (with Kandi from RHOA). Tiny has also worked with Lil' Kim and Bow Wow on music stuff.

Recently, Tiny starred in her reality show Tiny & Tonya for BET. The season finale of the show gave BET its highest ratings ever. Tiny is currently doing fucky times with T.I. Well, not currently currently, because his ass is marinating in a prison cell.

Where is she now? Um. Probably sitting in her vacant nail shop, chewing gum and fluffing up her wings.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because I really have no idea what she's saying, but I'm still hard up for her. And because she's like the magical elf version of Mimi (sans the Hello Kitty shit). Mini-Mimi!

Posted by: Michael K


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Triscuit's picture

FuuuuuuCK!
THIS bitch again?
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TheBreakdown's picture

Tiny is further proof that light ain't always right.

T.I. must have to close his eyes REAL tight and think of some real sex-ay times on the road cuz she's not bringing the hot, the lukewarm, or the tepid.

That's a wigged pug in heels!

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shandiRW's picture

bah! i thought this was a bootleg Mimi! i want me money back, oh wait....

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I always thought she had pig-faced, even in the Xscape days. Her face is just unfortunate.

I can't believe TI lurvs her when I am sure he could get MUCH hotter. I think he is really sprung! I guess good for him for looking beyond the exterior? Better person than me.

Hotmami's picture

I can't believe that the hotness that is T.I. actually had sex with and reproduced with this woman. She looks like fucking Gonzo from the Muppet Babies.

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

She wrote "No Scrubs"?! Then she's my idol! <3

Whatever's picture

Looks like fug version of MiMi.

Stoney's picture

I'm astounded they would put someone this hideous on television. Girlfriend has a face for radio.

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M.E.'s picture

Shit, at first glance I thought this was a beat down pick of Mooriah.

bitchette's picture

ugly trick.

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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'

Drew's picture

Shit, I really thought that was Ms. Glitter herself! Midget Mimi is right.

Molotov Cocktease's picture

Lala - come on now, quit playing. Chick looks BEAT. BEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTTT.

Still love you like a play cousin tho!

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citizen_shameshame's picture

wooooooooooof. she looks like the offspring of mariah and that i love new york chick(dude?).

letinstar's picture

i always thought tiny was a fugly looking thing since the days of xscape...and i heard her talking on some radio show a few years ago and i swear she wasn't speaking any english...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...

DirtyWhoreMouth's picture

Lala--- she ugly.

Bring it.
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I think MK is using the wrong photo...this is a photo of Mariah Carey before her multiple plastic surgeries and photoshop achievement awards.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

And because she's like the magical elf version of Mimi (sans the Hello Kitty shit). Mini-Mimi!
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Just read this -- indeed.

Plecostomus's picture

Mommy, mommy, please make it stop!

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Bottom-feeder.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

FUCK, thought that was Mooriuh

Lala11_7's picture

Please...all the folks calling Tiny ugly...

DON'T MAKE A BITCH HAVE TO CUT YA!!!

Raul Duke's picture

Wow, you can get Troll dolls with straight hair and big tattooed titties now? Cool!

Ophelias evil twin's picture

It's like a poor man's Mariah Scarey with a pig snout.

BlueOrchid's picture

Wow, she's like a Mariah that doesn't burn my retnas. She's still fug, but....ah, never mind.

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The Real Mimi's picture

She kinda has the same look as Jasmine Fiore, the model that was killed.

Zanna's picture

Oh my head....she looks exactly like a mini-mimi. I can see her riding off into the sunset on her my pretty pony.

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madam ex's picture

She sickens me, she's gotta be the ugliest lil troll Ive seen in a long time. I bet her pussy spits fire though for him to marry her. She's hideous.

barelybeagle's picture

Aren't she and TI actually married? I thought they got hitched right before he went to prison...

CantStandBitches's picture

that face can give a bitch nightmares for days.

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