Believe It, Asshole!
Chris Brown is pulling the "Iz Had Amnezah" card by saying he doesn't remember Ike Turnering Alien Princess RiRi.
In an interview with Larry King which airs on Wednesday night, Chris Brown said that when he read about the details of that night, he couldn't believe it, "I just look at it like, wow. I'm in shock, because that's not who I am as a person…I don't know what to think. It's just like, wow. When I look at it now, it's just like, wow, like, I can't — I can't believe that — that actually happened."
WOW. Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW.
Notice how he says "I can't believe that happened," instead of saying "I can't believe I did that." Ugh. How hard is it just to admit you're a dick, say you're sowwy and then lock yourself in a room with a therapist for a few months? Chris needs new people!
When Larry asked Chris if he still loves RiRi, he said, "I never fell out of love with her. That just wouldn't go away."
Chris should just let See 'N Say do all the talking for him from now on, because he's not doing himself any favors by opening up his mouth.
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Chris Brown Update:
NEW YORK - He’s ashamed and sorry and wished it never happened. But there’s one thing Chris Brown says he most certainly is not: forgetful.
In a detailed statement to PEOPLE, the singer clarifies what he calls incorrect reports — based a clip of an interview with Larry King airing Wednesday night — about the events with Rihanna that led to his arrest:
“There have been reports on the Internet that I didn’t remember what happened that night with Rihanna. I want to try and set things straight.”
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“That 30 seconds of the interview they used of me was taken from a one hour interview during which that same question was asked something like 4 or 5 times — and when you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said.”
“The first four times — or how ever many times it was — I gave the same answer, which was that I didn’t think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn’t fair to Rihanna. The fifth time — or whatever it was — I just misspoke. I was asked, “Do you remember doing it?” and I said, “No.”
“Of course I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her right afterwards and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur. And yes, I still can’t believe it happened because it is not me or who I am or is what happened like anything I have ever done before.”
“As I have said several times previously, I am ashamed of and sorry for what happened that night and I wish I could relive that moment and change things, but I can’t. I take full responsibility for my actions. What I have to do now is to prove to the world that this was an isolated incident and that is not who I am and I intend to do so by my behavior now and in the future.”
Mmmhmmm....
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Perhaps Chris should switch on his camera phone the next time he beats on a smurf...
you know, to better refresh his memory.
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Hmmmmmmm.....
From Ike Turner's Wikipedia:
""Sure, I've slapped Tina... There have been times when I punched her to the ground without thinking. But I have never beat her."
HMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Has anybody checked this fucktard's scalp to see if there's any 666 mark?
*** Submitted by Plecostomus ---- Dirty mofo should've worn a Baby Huey bonnet instead and stuck a pacifier in his lying mouth.
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I should've been wearing a baby huey diaper, 'cause that almost made me piss my pants from laughing so hard !!!!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:07pm.
when I became an adult we were talking baout the incident, and I asked her if she was sorry, she said, yeah I'm sorry i didn't hit you harder, I should have beaten you a lot harder.
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Ha! Mommy's are mean! I say that mean shit to my kid all the time. (not that I've ever beaten her , per se... She drives me to it, of course...
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
I think any apology at this point is TOO LATE.
It's obvious he's only trying to rebuild his fan base... to sell albums.
He doesn't give a fuck about that night... the people around him are making situations worst by justifing his actions in any way.
Wasn't his mom abused by his step father?
MMmmm... screwed up family.
He can't rememeber but he can offer an apology?
You fucking douchebag.
Wow, man, like what a douche! Know what I'm sayin?
He's like the poster boy, I mean for stupid dickheads, know whaImean?
And Momma Brown, like, wow, mama, I mean you know what enable means? Like when you let a person get away with, you know, something you should have, knowwhatI'msayin' taught him not to do a long time ago. KNOW WHAT I MEAN????
Ya right Chris "Ike Turner" Brown...what a load of crap. He gets his chance to speak and that's what he says! What a complete loser.
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Isn't this turd-burglar the guy who gave everyone a headache with that song about Halle Berry? You know, "every nigg want her?" C'mon Chrissy, you pussy. Take a swing at me and watch how fast you go down, ha ha.
C'mere Chris. Lemme adjust that bow tie for ya, it's not working 'cuz you're still breathing.
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Submitted by moomarse on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 3:23pm.
WHAT an asswipe!
My father was the same... I remember he said once, I'm sorry if you think I did something wrong.
huh???
Huh? indeed!
This is sort of funny, but you made me remember it.
One time I was around 7 or 8 years old... I stole a yogurt from the convenience store, My momma beated the shit out of me( this is the only time she ever hit me).....
when I became an adult we were talking baout the incident, and I asked her if she was sorry, she said, yeah I'm sorry i didn't hit you harder, I should have beaten you a lot harder.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Blame it on the A-A-A-A-AL-CO-HOL
Blame it on the A-A-A-A-AL-CO-HOL
Oh and that bowtie? AHAHAHAHA yeah, turning yourself into Urkel doesn't help your cause dumbass.
Oh c'mon! He says he doesn't remember and she says come closer it wasn't that bad.
These two delusional in denial fucktards deserve each other.
Wow, he needs his face beat in by a team of female body builders and see how he likes it.
He needs to shove that stupid bowtie down his own throat and leave the spotlight for good. He acts as if this was a one time thing when reports say he has been violent many times before. Once a woman beater, ALWAYS a woman beater! (unless he gets a lot of therapy)
This asshole should be hung by his nads and publicly ostracized for beating up a woman. There is no excuse for his horrible behaviour, whether he believes it or not.
Common sense is the genius of humanity - Goethe
Oh, vomit. The only reason he's there is because he's worried about the cash not coming in anymore. Piece of shit - he feels so entitled, that he thinks he can just hand over a steaming pile of shit as an excuse and that everyone will just believe it.
Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 4:03pm.
This bitch in a bow tie! Nothing say I'm sorry like wearing a bow tie. STFU!
LMAO word
Dirty mofo should've worn a Baby Huey bonnet instead and stuck a pacifier in his lying mouth.
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Bottom-feeder.
This bitch in a bow tie! Nothing say I'm sorry like wearing a bow tie. STFU!
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW.--MK 8/31/09
what a piece of shit. he should rot in jail
He should act like a man and take responsibility. No one is going to think this sad song and dance is the truth. Shame on him and his greedy PR people.
WHAT an asswipe!
My father was the same... I remember he said once, I'm sorry if you think I did something wrong.
huh???
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LOL guys, I think Jimmy realized what a dumbfuck thing to say that was because that catty mofo hasn't said a peep to defend that ridiculous statement.
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Bitch needs to stop.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 12:16pm.
He's sickening, but what's more sickening the extreme support from the black community that he has recieved! Unbelievable!
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EXTREME SUPPORT?!? ...Really Jimmy. Are you referring to the black male celebrities that opened their stupid mouths to utter nonsensical bullshit on this topic, most notably Jamie Fox? Well dear, that is in fact not the "black community". I am part of the black community and I haven't come across anyone who supports this motherfucker. If anyone supports him it's the young, screaming, horny little girls, of all races I'm sure.
Submitted by ghettoprincess on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 12:22pm.
Jimmy - that is so weird. I'm black. Nobody in my "community" I see and associate with on the daily (including other posters here) has shown much support for him. So I guess my question is what the fuck are you talking about?
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Cosign. They wouldn't even let him perform at the BET awards and they let anybody get on that stage. I don't even hear his songs on the radio anymore.
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Cosigning the cosign. Only teenage twats and like-minded assholes are supporting this piece of shit, and neither of those groups a "black community" makes.
I hate him. Someone please shut him up unless he's going to take responsibility for the shithead he is.
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you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons
How convenient that he doesnt remember.....
Once a man hits a woman he will do it again so stand back any girl that gets involved with him...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Doesn't this UGLY (god, he's ugly) fucktard realize that by flapping off at the mouth time and time again, he's just making things worse? Eye for an eye, I always say. Someone beat this ugly prick with a crowbar and slap his waste-of-life mama a few thousand times, too.
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What type of people does Chris Brown have? Not one lawyer, pr rep or his mother could suggest that he do some actually counseling + volunteer with a domestic violence group. If he seemed genuinely sorry it would be one thing, but going on a PR tour w/o really remedying the underlyig problem is a recipe for a future girlfriend of his getting killed. It also signals to young female fans of his, its ok to get beat by ur "man".
2ndly, I wont watch this shit b/c I have heard all the excuses. My sis gets beats by her on&off ex every yr for the last 5 yrs. Its take a real piece of shit to beat someone up & then not remember. Blind rage is the scary b.c anything can set it off. While I am suprised at many readers who blame RiRi for wanting to be with him, remember fame & wealth does not insulate women. We all know the Ike & Tina story, it took her many yrs to get away from Ike and rebuild.
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It's a liiittle too late to play the crazy card,Jackass. Have fun scrubbing bugs of the windshields of cars. Low life piece of SHIT.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 12:22pm.
Jimmy - that is so weird. I'm black. Nobody in my "community" I see and associate with on the daily (including other posters here) has shown much support for him. So I guess my question is what the fuck are you talking about?
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Cosign. They wouldn't even let him perform at the BET awards and they let anybody get on that stage. I don't even hear his songs on the radio anymore.
So fucking lame. Shame on him.
Lying sack of shit. Fuck him and his enabling mother. POS Mutha Fucka. I am more pissed about him insulting our fucking intelligence at this point than the beating (although that pisses me off too). If you are going to lie at least be good at it. We got a future OJ if someone doesn't straighten his ass out. I wonder if he has sociopathic tendencies...I mean he seems to have no sincere remorse.
Submitted by kitri on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 1:11pm.
Not to get all Sherlock Holmes here, but, isn't it worse that Chris Brown supposedly couldn't remember anything about perpetrating the attack?
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To make matters worse - the last thing I read on TMZ was that he was practically begging his lawyer to plead guilty. WTF? LOOK ME IN THE EYE, SON - and say that again.
PS. LOL!@Fuck her and the Debarge she rode in on.
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Public speaking is not his strong suit. His PR people did not do him a favour by getting him on this show.
Not to get all Sherlock Holmes here, but, isn't it worse that Chris Brown supposedly couldn't remember anything about perpetrating the attack? Conceivably, this means he could commit such violence again to another unsuspecting GF. Also, if he couldn't remember assaulting RiRi, then why is he sorry and promising that he'll never be violent towards women in the future?
On the other hand, I think Brown is lying through his teeth and merely picked a weak excuse to justify his crimes, an excuse that ironically does more harm than good.
I want Wendy Williams to interview him. Otherwise, I really can't be bothered with his tired excuses.
Morbid - not to mention that she asked them not to forbid him from coming within 1000 ft or whatever it was from her. She just had no choice in the matter. Fuck her and the Debarge she rode in on.
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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Fuck this douche bag and fuck RiRi for standing for it for so long... she dare NOT compare herself to other abused women..... SHE HAD MEANS to get the fuck out of it.
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Submitted by TEE on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by CantStandBitches on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 12:31pm.
Some assholes have all the luck!
dont forget convicted felons, pedophilers, animal fuckers, women beaters, etc
what a shame!
"Blo, when Sean was doing lines off of your raggedy cooter lips while you were watching Pineapple Express and promised to put you in a movie with Seth Rogen when you said you've always wanted to do acting stuff with him, he didn't mean it for real."
@snowpiece, that wouldn't fly unless Chris is referring to himself.
greeny: I guess her other fave excuse, "the black guy did it" wouldn't really work for CB. ;P
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Isn't that always Blohan's defense, along with "those aren't my pants"?
Like, wow. At least he didn't go with the "she hit my fists with her face" route.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 12:22pm.
Jimmy - that is so weird. I'm black. Nobody in my "community" I see and associate with on the daily (including other posters here) has shown much support for him. So I guess my question is what the fuck are you talking about?
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Xactly.
Damn! *snaps fingers* I missed Jimmy! And he was "ON" today! *sigh* O well...
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 12:36pm.
the wind blew my fists into RiRi's face
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Ha. Maybe. Cuz I don't remember. But if you say that's what happened...
♥ Threadkilla!
So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully