Not Olive Oyl!!
Shelley Duvall hasn't made a movie since 2002 and the neighbors in her town say it's because she's too busy trying to keep the aliens from taking over her body. L. Ron Hubbard just jizzed in his chonies. So did Fox Mulder.
One neighbor of Shelley's in Blanco, Texas told The Globe (via CM) that she has been seen patrolling her backyard late at night, because she really believes her home is a portal for aliens. Another neighbor said that Shelley thinks she can communicate with aliens by flashing her car's headlights. The owner of a local hardware store also co-signed Shelley's obsession with aliens, "She mutters to herself and talks about aliens living in her body. One time she came in and asked for dirt and boards to block up a hole in her backyard because, she said, 'That's a portal into another dimension. That's where the aliens are coming in.'"
You know, watching The Shining effs with my brains a bit, so I can't even imagine how it fucked with Shelley. That being said, the whores of Blanco need to stop blabbing about Shelley's boner for alien shit. Seriously, if Tommy Girl hears about this, he's going to FedEx Stepford Katie back to Dawson's Creek, head to Blanco and make Shelley Duvall his next beard! We can't let that happen to Olive Oyl!
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Was this a recent blind item?
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Schizophrenia is not harmless. It needs to be medicated, and monitored. If the patient goes off their meds, and the voices start creeping in, telling the subject that he/she needs to kill his/her next door neighbor because they are a traitor to the universe, or whatever,
the patient may very well be compelled to do it.
I'm not saying she's a danger, but if she is clinically schizo, she's not necessarily utterly harmless either.
Shelly Duvall lives right by my husband's parents in Blanco, a cute town that is known for lavender, not for being backwoods. And she is actually quite loved by the townspeople, and she is not crazy! She is schizophrenic, which is unfortunate but not all encompassing. Whoever sent that horrible message in should be ashamed, because Shelly isn't hurting anyone. She's a recluse for this exact reason, because people are judgmental. Poor thing, to have to endure this from someone in Blanco. And I loved her as Olive Oyle.
"The Shining" was one of the first traumas of my life... (was shown to me and my cousin by a babysitter) eh.. hehe. no, i'm still in trauma. but still loves that shit.
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She always looked alittle crazy in the eyes.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 12:21pm.
HAHAHA! Jumping the ditches! Do you remember the "ditch witch" commercials? Stay away from the ditches!
oh hay chu hell no yall need to not make fun of shelly cuz i fucking love this woman. she should have gotten a friggin oscar nod for the fucking shining and didn't get one i think because of the way she looked. fuck that!
oh and heard she and robin williams smoked alot of weed on the set of popeye and did a lot of other naughty stuff.
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uuummmm.....how can I put it.....is she a mother? Does she live alone? Is she ignorant about iron being sorta a "keep away" for....aliens.....faeries....stuff? That whole nightbattles buffy themes should clue her in; she DID make that faerytails series in the 80s, so she oughta........know.......better..!?
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Blanco, Texas? Well that right there sounds like the problem. Some bumfuck town I've never heard of and it's apparently not far from where I live (San Antonio). People in small towns are always nutters, especially people in small hill country towns.
This is more disappointing than Joyce DeWitt's DUI charge.
I really love Shelley Duvall.
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I wish I could say I'm shocked and appalled, but WTF I personally choose to ignore the voices as much as I can, there are seldom any good ideas to be had.
If someone is snapping your picture, for God’s sake, say, "Thursday" and not "Cheese." The word "Thursday" puts your lips,tongue and teeth through a miraculous series of animated articulations, all of which are fascinating and camera-friendly.Simon Doonan
VH-1 ought to do a reality show starring this always-ugly bitch and Margot Kidder. They can pull out each other's hair and teeth on tv!
And who's to say what she is saying ISN'T true????
Wonder is she's mixing her meds with alcohol? My Uncle did that and he couldn't remember he had 4 kids.
She's always been more than a little crazy. She was *perfectly* cast as Olive Oyl, though, which is kinda sad.
I woulda flipped after making the Shining with ol' Jack... best spooky ass movie!!
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That makes me sad. Hopefully she'll get better.
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Why doesn't this surprise me? She was always weird.
Oh dear, she's not aging well, is she? She looked better as Olive. Egaddds
L.Ron Hubbard...more like David Icke's wet dream...
Poor Shelly though, she seems like someone who would lose it.
kitten 666 sounds like people are makeing up storys ..... this is a good one !
M.E. - If we don't pass something, NONE of us is going to be able to afford healthcare. I've been paying into it all these years and now there are rumblings here of them getting rid of it and instituting a healthcare "savings account" instead. As it is, my premiums and co-pays keep going up & we're not getting raises or bonuses!
Either way, you're still paying for someone else. *shrug* It'll probably cost less to provide someone else w. preventative care than to pay for them to go to the ER for a cough or to pay for them to get a leg amputated b/c they couldn't afford insulin.
There before the grace of god go I, you know?
OT> I think this lady has ALWAYS been a little loopy.
Maybe I am too, b/c I'm going to Vegas next week and I'm more excited that we're going to be sorta kinda near Area 51. haha
Hmmm. That would explain why my father had a crush on her.
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LOL at Stoney-crat!!
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Sounds like bitch is on meth.
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MK fixed the post - it now says Blanco. Thanks, MK! By the way, Blanco is a pretty boring place - I'd probably be looking for aliens, too.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
DeeDee on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:53am
Yeah, pretty close to what was done to me. Grandmpa would tell me to be home before dark or she'd get me! I remember jumping ditches like crazy to get home in time!
On topic: Shelley's a loopynutjob.
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I have ALWAYS thought this woman was batshit crazy.
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MissJane,
Wanna see a magic trick?
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ummmm... that's called schizophrenia.
Shelley needs to go bye-bye before
she goes Jack Torrance on somebody.
@ master - no judgement. to each their own! :)
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So it is Blanco and not Plano (and certainly not Blano - hahaha)?
Why isn't she in Marfa? She could flash her headlights at the Marfa Lights and try to hang out with hipper-than-thou artistes.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
Too bad. I actually have the Faerie Tale Theatre collection on dvd. Yes, I admit.
Plecostomus on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:57am.
@Dee Dee
Gee, I haven't heard about La Llorona in years! Thanks for giving me the heebie-jeebies!
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Hahahaha! Sorry. But it's payback for your skeery avi. I agree with Angel, you should post your avis. in a Photobucket account so we can see your awesome work.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:57am.
@angel_i : I'm thinking of a small blog for Gorgeous Georgina here, but I'm afraid he might go after me.
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Surely he will be honoured that you have found the delicate, natural beauty within him! I would be! :D
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So now you try to pull the race card and it just backfires in your face hard cuz you know we don't play that black and white shit.
Bully
'That's a portal into another dimension. That's where the aliens are coming in.'"
I think her butt is the portal...what a loon.
DeeDee, well it may be the only way an "alien" can get a hummer. :)
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@Dee Dee
Gee, I haven't heard about La Llorona in years! Thanks for giving me the heebie-jeebies!
@angel_i : I'm thinking of a small blog for Gorgeous Georgina here, but I'm afraid he might go after me. After all, he did manage to hide a gun in his fat folds. Then again, maybe all he does need is a good makeover and some styling. He wouldn't be the first ex-con famewhore.
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I dunno but this V Series scene comes to mind after reading this post:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyeeHbSovHU
Coma Caca!!
parissucksliterally on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:51am.
DeeDee, I have heard that Taos is where alts are created. Perhaps that is the hum?
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Interesting theory. You know it's "alien" nation up there.
Damn Dee Dee, that's just cruel. My parents just threatened me with a good ole beating if I didn't go to sleep.
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Submitted by madam s. on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:51am.
Ahhaha NitWitty,
I was going to say that "my backyard portal lets in chipmunks" and then I realized that it was starting to sound like a Richard Gere or Tom Cruise joke.
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Ahahahahaha!!! We're baaaaad! I totally went there as soon as I saw "chipmunk" in your post!
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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 11:47am.
I grew up with the La Llorona stories, too. The version I know is she was abandon by her husband and she drowns her kids and herself out of anger/grief. And now she's a ghost who cries at night looking for her babies.
My parents/grandparents would tell me if I didn't go to sleep, La Llorona would get me. They also scared me with El Cucuy, too.
Right we can tie this in with the Demi post.
Demi was born in Roswell. Coinkidink?
Methinks not.
Ahhaha NitWitty,
I was going to say that "my backyard portal lets in chipmunks" and then I realized that it was starting to sound like a Richard Gere or Tom Cruise joke.
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DeeDee, I have heard that Taos is where alts are created. Perhaps that is the hum?
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EEG - WHORE! I will not refresh as to avoid your new avvie.
Sounds like she needs a good tazing. Where's Crazy?
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@ Master - Somehow I doubt that very much...hahaha.
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Oh, alright. You totally busted me. With the assistance of alcohol, the night actually happens in reverse order.
Stop judging me!
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