Kerry Katona Has Been Blacklisted
Friends of Kerry Katona say she's jobless, broke and still majorly hongray for the bad shit. They also said that Kerry is having a hard time getting her hands on the Lohan powder, because she owes several dealers a lot of money. Instead of breaking her knee caps or ripping her safe out of the wall, Kerry's dealers have decided to stop serving her. They are no longer returning her calls. Shit just got serious.
One dealer told the Daily Star, “She was such a good customer that she got things on tick. But most of the dealers have turned their backs on her. Some have changed their numbers so she can’t ring. She’s so skint that she still owes some of them money. Nobody is looking for the money back though, they realize her problems are bigger than theirs.”
When even your dealer feels sorry in the heart for you, it's probably time to put yourself in the tank, close the lid and never come out until you're no longer getting the shakes when you watch Scarface. And Kerry's family better clear the house of all products with any kind of chemical in it, because you know that bitch is going to start smoking Drano and sticking NyQuil tampons up her cooze.
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Who is she? I keep glancing over posts about her...
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Submitted by IWannaBeMonicaB... on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 2:12pm.
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Uh yeah, she was once with the band Atomic Kitten. Now she's just a radioactive pussy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Katona
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Bottom-feeder.
Will someone please explain to me who the hell Kerry Katona is? Was she in some now defunct British girl band or something?
If a dealer changes his number to avoid you, you must be a psycho. Wow.
Who the fuck is Kerry Katona?
For fuck's sake!!! Who is this whore? Why do I care if she's a crackhead with a "Do not sell crack to this whore" pic by the register of every crackhouse in her hood? There's a crackhead named DaTonya who wanders the streets by my hairshop who does dope in front of her kids and has been cut off from her dealers. Where's her fucking expose?
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Kerry needs to get with the fucking program and find a corner and a pimp immediately.
Bills need to be paid!
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Damn. Those be some sensitive drug dealers. I hope all drug dealers can take some advice from these blokes;p
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Well, was that not the nicest drug dealer ever!
Top notch I say.
She's a tool.
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k mike.....done! just a quick response, but I have to walk the doggie in a few.....
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:34am.
LMAO!!
"AUH ATE DA SHEEPS AUH COULDNT HELP MAUHSELF. IM A HOUNGRY HO.IT WERE GOOD WIFF DA MINT KY JELLY"
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
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Help. I can't read British.
mike honey, if I had your email, i'd let you know what I know.....but I don't, so I can't... :
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Off Topic: Piven off the hook. Judge sided with him.
........... bad fish is the new black .........
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doesn't this piece of garbage have a recently hatched kid?
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
This busted ho still? Fuck MK, move on!
You know that a dealer isnt going to let payment slide. She has to be doing paybacks on her knees or back.
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Someone send me a private message or something. I'm curious as to what went down. I usually ignore drama in here, so I missed whatever happened.
AUH ATE DA SHEEPS AUH COULDNT HELP MAUHSELF. IM A HOUNGRY HO.IT WERE GOOD WIFF DA MINT KY JELLY.
KD, I heard that too! crazy shit. you just can't really "know" your fake friends, eh?
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A dealer not looking for their money back?? Huh?? WTF? She must be paying them in other ways, if you know what I mean...
I heard that sheeps was really a wolf in sheeps clothing. I don't know the whole story though.
*Amazingly* her revolting hubby is now trying to keep drugs away from her, after encouraging and feeding her habit for years. I'm waiting for him to vaporize, now that there's no more mad money for him.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:23am.
I honestly have no idea who this chick is....and I don't care enough to look it up.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Neither do I, come sit by me and will can make fun of that face of hers.
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drama, yeah...I am sure too....he probably has an alt or something.
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 10:19am.
It definitely bears thinking about. I'm sure he's around.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I honestly have no idea who this chick is....and I don't care enough to look it up.
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Submitted by freshfacestripper
her mom is BEAUTIFUL,CLASSy,GORGEOUSNESS. She's in this video in the kitchen with Kerry. Classy lady!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP0yQ776RJY
LOL, couldn't get past the first 30'', looks too depressing...
So how is she gonna lose weight without meth now?!!!
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Speaking of sheep, what ever happened to Sheeps the commenter??
DQ- sheep are skinned if you want to make a rug out of them!
I thought this was a typical british face. I mean, who else have I seen make this face? Kate Moss, Sienna Miller (she's a brit, right??)... oh wait..nevermind.
I make a move that Kerry Katona be blacklisted from dlisted as nobody's ever heard of her outside of dlisted.
hahahahahha snowy.....you can never trust those sheeps. I'm telling ya!
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LOL KD! My parents are from Scotland so you know our house is filled with sheeps. But they don't always go by that name, sometimes they are woolly lambs or other names ......
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
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what a Snowflake!!!!
Coma Caca!!
Bears are up front and honest, so no need to be skint. Sheeps are different, at least in my experience. They are liars, and deserve what they get.
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Okay, I know that technically sheep are shorn. What about other animals, like bears, for instance. Are they skint?
On topic: Drug addled pathetic excuse for a mother WHORE!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Love the pic but haven't a clue who Kerry Katona is.
I still don't really know who this is and don't care. Seems like now she is only famous for being so messed up.
SNOWY! My parents have a couple sheep skin rugs in their attic. And that reminds me, my dad wants some more sheep skin welding gloves. Not that this really has anything to do with anything.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 9:48am.
Oh, absolutely.
Even at her lowest, when she was touring gas station toilets and blowing through hundreds of thousands of dollars a month, Brit was never anywhere near being as fucked as this chick is.
Brit will always have Hit me Baby royalty checks to keep her going.
I have no idea what this woman is living on.
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hahahhaha snowy.......skint like a scairt sheep.
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"Nobody is looking for the money back though, they realize her problems are bigger than theirs.”
So, the sterotypical drug dealer in the UK is the polar opposite of their conterpart in the US??
skint sounds like skinned, like a sheep
(I know what skint means btw, LOL)
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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 9:51am.
*looking up "tick" and "skint"*
Edit: "on tick" =credit. "Skint" = broke. (I guess they were decipherable from context, huh?)
LOL! I thought SKINT meant dog poo. I'm from Arizona..scat-coyote poo.
Give more baking powder for mum.
Submitted by hambletta on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 9:47am.
what she really needs is a reality TV show.
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She's had 3
MTV wont pay for another one - one cares a fuck enough to watch her.
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