Would You Hit It?
Truth is, I'm only posting these pictures of Cisco Adler with his piece in Malibu, because it gives me yet another reason to link to (SAFE FOR EVERYONE.... I'm lying...NSFW) a picture of his Slinky sacks. Every pair of eyeballs on this planet must view Cisco's looooong "hamsters in a hammock" nutsack at least TWICE (double your displeasure).
To answer my own question, yes, I'd hit it. Well, I want to see those things in action. But I wouldn't let him hit it from the back. Those things could wrap around and bust one of my eyes out or punch me in the stomach. Actually, it's probably best that you wear a full-body armor suit (with a hole for your fuck part) when taking on Cisco's wrecking ballsack.
And if 10-mile long balls aren't your thing, I also threw in some pictures of Jockey-lover Gavin Rossdale on the same beach as Cisco.
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I was totally missing all the excitement over the "hung-low sweet chariot" picture -- until I clicked -- EWWWW!
PS: Is that Natalie Portman with him?
pictures of gavin's ass in that bathing suit please. dick tease.
Anyone want to rewrite Bette Davis Eyes to Cisco Adler Ballz?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-RdAzkKlXY
I dont mind No Doubts music & I usually like Gwen's style, but for some reason I kind of cant stand her.
I am pretty sure Cisco can get a testicle tuck, I wonder if they chafe.
i've seen cisco's saggy sack enough times to last several lifetimes...
do you think gwen and gavin take turns bouncing quarters off each other's abs?
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
balls like that are gross...is there something WRONG with them??
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
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My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
Hit his ball sack that droops on the floor? He is all your's MK.
Why oh why oh why did I click on that link, knowing full well the saggy ball freak show that would pop up on my computer screen? Nasty.
Can you imagine blowing that guy, with his nuts slapping your neck the whole time?
He needs a nut tuck or lift, or at least wear some sort of nutslinger/bra for those things.
Neither, but the dog looks cute.
~It's the end of the world, gimme all your crap.
I wonder if those long-sacks have anything to do with the current perils of Mischa Barton?
Maybe they wacked her in the head once too often?
Whoa, Juiceberg, great minds or what?
Would anyone outside of 90210 know this guy if he hadn't allowed that picture to be taken? Make your decisions wisely, grasshopper...
Honestly, wouldn't surgery to correct that sag be fairly simple?
Don't they have a testicle tuck for guys like him?
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not under any circumstance would i hit this shit. I'd rather fuck a chick.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
I never quite figured out who the fuck this Cisco Adler guy is. What has he done to make himself famous enough to be on Dlisted and date famous chicks?
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Submitted by Sibsi on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 8:02pm.
Hi there. How was yer Sunday? I took a long hike to the beach and back. Now I'm melting and beat.
ONT: I just said "beach."
Submitted by Tristram on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 7:09pm.
Cisco scores a lot cuz his dad is music royalty and prolly provides his son a really nice lifestyle. It doesn't matter that his balls hang low, his face is beat, and he's 3 months' pregnant.
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Haha!
Thanks for explaining how this fug dude gets some ass.
<3 Tristam!
What the hell is she wearing to the beach? A belt on too?
I cant fucking believe Gwen Stefani still has her red lipstick on at the beach!!!
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Adler would make a good pair with Audrina Patridge. They are both young and saggy.
His doormat says Balls to the Walls
Cisco scores a lot cuz his dad is music royalty and prolly provides his son a really nice lifestyle. It doesn't matter that his balls hang low, his face is beat, and he's 3 months' pregnant.
I just clicked on the Slinky sacks
MY EYES :((((
Is that natural ???? how does that happen ????
I will never learn to heed warnings
and not click. I need help.
Submitted by NitWitty♥ on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 5:38pm.
Click Clacks. That is all.
Bwahahahhahaha!! OMG, the visual!
Nitty!!!!
It's eeeeeerie ain't it!
http://www.timewarptoys.com/clacker.jpg
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Hahahah! Gavin got a navel ring for Marilyn and Gwen made him take it out!!! Whatever pays the bills I guess.
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I'd hit it. Provided it was crossing the street and I was in rusted land-yacht doing 50.
In answer to your question, no i would not hit that. If I keep this up, I don't think I can be a self professed slut.
I have seen Cisco in person. Dude is FUGLY.
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Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 5:38pm.
Click Clacks. That is all.
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O man - can you still buy those in the States?!
We don't get them here, I think they made them go away cuz they were dangerous (but they're really not! Cha!)
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Click Clacks. That is all.
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
Christ, MK... you are responsible for my therapy bill now.
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still...TEAM VINCE BITCHES
Submitted by lizardo911 on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 5:26pm.
That is just frightening. They look like they could be a slingshot... It's so scary what you might find under men's short. At least with women men should feel safe that they aren't going to find anything too scary...
Uh, I wouldn't be so sure, not that I know anything about that...
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That is just frightening. They look like they could be a slingshot... It's so scary what you might find under men's short. At least with women men should feel safe that they aren't going to find anything too scary...
His last name should be Dangle...
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Cisco Adler looks like he smells bad.
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
Soft bodies gross me out. I don't need big, huge muscles or anything...but softness...? Ick.
Nast. (I almost forgot that part)
♥ Threadkilla!
I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Submitted by keeponkeepinon on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 3:49pm.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Next time a pair of those things come flying at you, DUCK!
Yeah I'd hit it...with a baseball bat.
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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.
"Um, can you imagine what they'll look like when he's actually old? He's gonna have to carry them around in a stroller."
OMG, bwhahahaha. I love the commentary here and honestly, I couldn't agree more. Despite the fact that I had already witnessed that sagging-ass-sack in photos before - I still clicked on the link like an idiot. Seriously, the idea that any woman would want to get near that stretched scrotum, never mind find the owner hot, is beyond my comprehension.
Is he gonna be the next man mama? Looks like he has a bun in the oven.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 4:03pm.
Cisco may be nice and hung like an elephant, but...fug. So no, I wouldn't hit 'im
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So did you click on that link?
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the end...
Cisco may be nice and hung like an elephant, but...fug. So no, I wouldn't hit 'im.
Submitted by Kelly Ann on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 3:53pm.
I did not know that Gavin and Gwen had three kids together.
Uh, they don't. It's some other kid.
PS: Crap my gif avvie doesn't move.
I did not know that Gavin and Gwen had three kids together. Rossdale is a babymaking machine, and no...wouldn't hit it.
Cisco is so gross and hideous. How could anyone ever hit it? My friend met him and blabbered for weeks about how "hott" she thinks he is. I almost died of laughter every time she brought it up.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
those be some saggy balls!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 3:36pm
LMAOOOOOOOOOO at "ladyboner"
Gavin is definitely a DILF!
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Douchechill!