Jon Gosselin Is Living His Dream
Jon Grosslin's douche express made a stop over in Las Vegas yesterday so that he could host a pool party at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand. Even if MGM paid his ass in Ed Hardy diapers, a pair of CZ studs from Spencer's Gifts and a new potted plastic plant (for Hailey), then they still overpaid. MGM could've just put a lukewarm bottle of Summer's Eve on one of the lounge chairs and it would've been the exact same thing.
IN THIS ECONOMY, a check is a check, but what the hell is next for J.Gross? A rap album (Titled: 99 Problems and Kate is all of them)? A Girls Gone Wild video? Ick Nast. But at least Jon kept his Pillsbury dough moobs under wraps, so that was nice of him.
But enough about Jon and his neverending early mid-life crisis, let's talk about the glamorous beauty that is his mother! Now that Kate's rabid possum isn't around to maul her eyeballs, it's safe for her to come out and douche it up with her son!
Look at Mama Gosselin keeping it sessy in her visor while posing with the fly honeys (copyright: Marky Mark). Speaking of the fly honeys, the one posing with Mama Gosselin in the third thumbnail below is squeezing those thighs for dear life, because I think bitch's little friend is about to steal the spotlight. Tuck game FAIL! Squeeze, bitch, squeeze!
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Submitted by Chopshopgal on Mon, 08/31/2009 - 7:32pm.
In my perfect little world, Jon's mom was an old, little wrinkly Korean woman...who made great noodles! But no, she is a "hip-hipster" with a visor, leggings and a ponytail -- I am sooo disappointed!
Me too! She doesn't even have a Korean name.
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In my perfect little world, Jon's mom was an old, little wrinkly Korean woman...who made great noodles! But no, she is a "hip-hipster" with a visor, leggings and a pony0tail -- I am sooo disappointed!
He's such a fucktard. So Mama G comes out of the woodwork to gravy train off her son huh? Nice.
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How does anyone find it fun being in a pool that crammed with people? I must be anti-social because that is my worst nightmare.
He is such a douche. I cant believe he is now hosting parties along with his mother. Bringing your mother does not make it better.
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hahahahhaa MK you had me loling like a loon on this bus with this post !!
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Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Can you imagine freaking out and running to a bar because you heard Jon Gosselin and his mother are at the pool? Who would effing care? Fame is dead.
My friend recommended me a very interesting place
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My friend recommended me a very interesting place
________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what's the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____
Mr. R and I were there all week (left today). Now I know why it was so damn hot over there yesterday. Jon G. shows up and hell really does break loose. Seriously, the wind melted my eyelashes. My REAL ones. Blah.
I guess we can expect to see Octomom hosting a party at Whiskey Pete's in the near future.
ps... i love that one of the tags for this dude is fug!
www.kellibolton.com
aahaha I just had a major flashback to like i dunno, being 9 or 10 and going to six flags well for a couple of years and always having to have a pink six flags visor. God, I hate those things now but back then I always wanted one and wanted a pink six flags one. I guess I was like 7 or 8 and wanted one throug like age 11.
How is he able to out ALL the time?!? He has 8 kids at home. This Dbag needs to get a REAL job and support his family...instead of whoring himself out to KLASSY places like this ;)
mike s.
the pic with his mom, squeezing those thighs looks an awful lot like Ann coulter.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
the definition of a Christian family man! i feel bad for all the poor saps they scammed at their church speaking engagements begging for money
ps... look at all the fucking people. uughhh
This is one of those 15min of fame people... he is surely on minute 14.5?
Manimal> Not to mention the Man Hands!
angel_i> hahaha Should I request that my stroll be ho-free?
btw, I'm not rich...we just got a super-good deal.
I've never even been to Vegas, but this douche is not making it look good!
sweetas> He makes me think of my neighbor who spends 90% of his time "partying" with his friends by playing loud music w. the bass turned up and going "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" for hours on end.
LA? *rubs eyes* Long time no cyber-see! Yeah, she's a feckin hag. I can see why he'd want to get the hell away from that, but it doesn't take away from his douchiness.
He looks like he's gonna go "ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOLL! BLAAAAARGGGHH!* Fucking. Loser.
Just cuz Jon's a massive tool, it doesn't mean Kate's NOT an epic shrew. These two deserve each other. As for the Mama Gosselin, it's easy to see why Jon grew up to be such a complete Dbag.
How Massengil is made:
take one John Gosselin
add pool water
then stir
The apple never falls far from the tree, or in this case the douche far from the douchette.
"Speaking of the fly honeys, the one posing with Mama Gosselin in the third thumbnail below is squeezing those thighs"
She really does look sort of manly...fake boobs...and those cankles.
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 5:41pm.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
I'm going to Vegas in a week and guess where I'm staying!?!?
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O man! I was looking at they're website and it looks rich but ho-ridden. But rich...I wonder if you could get a corner away from the ho stroll....?
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I'm not afraid to kill you in front of a priest. ~ Nurse Jackie.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
I'm going to Vegas in a week and guess where I'm staying!?!?
Ok, I am not stepping FOOT in that pool. I'll bet his crabs will still be doing the backstroke up in there.
Eeeeek
What a sloppy pig, and bringing your mother does not make it OK. Oh, and the woman in the third thumbnail has the face like a stop sign.
Ultimate douche fuckery!!! Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why is no one holding his head under the water? Why is no one holding his MOTHER's head under the water? That video, I'd watch.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
"Our dad went to Vegas and all we got were these fugly Ed Hardy shirts."
I can see where he inherited his douchiness. Why the HELL is his mom at a Vegas pool party?!?!?!
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Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 08/30/2009 - 3:24pm.
For those of you on Team Jon in the very beginning and who said bad things about Kate... I rest my peace.
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I'm on Team 8. Neither of their loser parents gets my support!
Is "I rest my peace" kinda like I rest my case?
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For those of you on Team Jon in the very beginning and who said bad things about Kate... I rest my peace.
Jon constantly whines about how much he hates living life in the pubic (typo, it stays) eye but if someone offers him a chance to whore himself out for some cold cash, he's on that bitch like a crackwhore on a dick.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Does he not realize that the sympathy that many had for him is now gone by the way he's been acting? I thought his wife was a total bitch but now I understand why.
He complained that the cameras were always in his face...ok so what explains you making appearances like you're 20 years old and free? You have 8 damn kids the attention you get from women is pure novelty. No one wants to be your next baby sitter and no one wants to deal with your wacko wife.
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I'm over him. he can die now.
Fuck Jon...the girl to the right of him has one nice set of boobies.
These pictures are truly vomit inducing... wtf is with the pose on the bed? I freaking hate this douche.
Cunty Kate really rips him to shreds in the new people mag interview.
What has he done to laze around a Vegas pool? Spawned kids at the expense of the PA taxpayers? Whatever.
Double Aaaargh. I shoulda scrolled down sooner...not only Amber Roast but this douche here merely seconds away from me. Had I known (I never pay attention to these..um...persons) I would have gone over and ripped off Jonny's poorly grown sideburns. Then I would have given them to that tranny for a merkin.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
This is just what he wanted to party and and be a part time Dad (if that)
@Zonko:
HA! Good call!
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Bottom-feeder.
It's Ann Coulter.
What I'd like to know is who is that horsey tranny beside Mamma Gosling in the third thumbnail?
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Bottom-feeder.
I can't believe that flabby assrag brought
HIS MOMMY to vegas !!!!
and she's wearing black leggings in
115 degree desert heat !!!
MK you are truly the king! I read other gossip sites and they are bo-ring and lame. But DListed is consistently the funniest trick in the game! And "buying Hailey a new potted plant (pic)" is fricken hilarious! The pic itself is priceless, but I love when you find subtle ways to link to the awesome pics you have stored. Hell, even just the post pic of Gosselin is too funny in itself w/his hand all wonky & the headline...If you ever stop the online gossip gig, I may have to actually do my job-- and no one wants to see that...
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That's my tooth. Why do you have that?
This is so sad...
There was time not so long ago when Frank Sinatra and Elvis Presley were the big names that drew people to Las Vegas.
Now it's a douchebag Jon GosseLimp. :-(